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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 8h
What is a seeker machine?
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 8h
Not sure if you heard the joke about throwing the ball at the goal line too, Burkhardt kinda talked over it, but I heard it, asshole
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 8h
Fuck Tom Brady forever
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 9h
Ya, wasn’t smart, thats for sure
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 9h
Trying to punch the ball loose?
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 10h
Dan Quinn should be fired tomorrow morning for not telling Jayden Daniels to just clock it there to bring in the field goal team.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 13h
I'm surprised the Edmonton Elks are beating the Bears 14-7 because I always assumed they were a CFL team.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 17h
Still from a video that says “The Cleveland Guardians Just Walked Through Downtown Cleveland After Winning Game 5!” and they are not being bothered at all Roger Dorn in the Major League American Express commercial where he says “people still don’t recognize us but … we’re contenders”
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why’d they dress Rebecca like Darkwing Duck???
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social I think you might be wrong…
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, this is a family newspaper! You can't begin a headline that way!
JOHNSON STIFF, SORE AFTER FRIDAY WORKOUT
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine that you're just casually staying at the Doubletree Hotel in Anaheim and go to hang out in the hotel pool and there's Randy Johnson, doing water aerobics 😂 (You probably wouldn't really notice Chris Bosio, who just looked like a dude. Sorry to Chris Bosio.) (Seattle Times, July 21, 1996)
Johnson and right-hander Chris Bosio, who is rehabilitating a knee, did exercises in the team's hotel swimming pool yesterday morning.
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was this game good?
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JJ Cooper @jjcoop36.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bottom five team in payroll will represent the AL in the World Series (whether it is the Rays, Guardians or White Sox).
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Kiersten @kiersten.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ending the season with your best hitter on deck because your worst hitter was leading off for some reason is really something.
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Ari Ofsevit @ofsevit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate!
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Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
ALT: Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I could close my eyes and see him pointing up and screaming. Richie Garcia deserves all of the scorn.
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@eugenefreedman.bsky.social did
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Peter Abraham @peteabeglobe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeffrey Maier II.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I require eyes on adult Jeffrey Maier, stat
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ghost of Jeffrey Maier?!?!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeffrey Maier is at the Yankees game?
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm having Tony Tarasco PTSD
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Severance Milchick Dance
Alt: Severance Milchick Dance
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
107 off the bat. This game ain’t always fair.
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He made like $8,000 saying that.
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Stevie @stevie-r.com · 07/10/2026
watching the 2026 Mariners OF play defense this year
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 06/10/2026
Seeing the Brewers and Rays being described as "teams who play the game the right way instead of just listening to computers" is further proof that analytics just means "things I don't like" and that people have somehow gotten dumber about this stuff over the last decade
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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Simpson had a chance to do Willie Mays Hayes final scored run on that play if he kept running through. Jake Taylor disapproves
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 06/10/2026
Walt Weiss watching Will Venable use Grant Taylor while cradling a bobblehead of Didier Fuentes and saying "soon, my pretty...soon..."
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😏😏😏😏
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put that in your salary cap pipe and smoke it.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Funny thing too is, I liked the old BK onion rings, new ones were not good
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France should’ve ran out like George Brett in the pine tar game. You gotta sell that shit
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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(parks without roofs are better)
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Barton L Smith @themagnuspi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
playing baseball indoors is stupid
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Christopher Crawford @myohwhy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A reminder that this year the AL has the game, day off, game, day off, game format this year; and that it is the dumbest format ever conceived for a five-game series.
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The now biggest annual sports buzzkill of the entire year is the first week of the MLB postseason somehow having zero games on Friday
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t watch a ton of Braves games.
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Strouperstar @strouperstar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now they have tomahawk bats in the dugout? WTF, havent seen that before
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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The loudest Truist has been in this series…” Yeah because it’s the first game not happening with 20,000 people there because it’s 2:00 in the fucking afternoon.
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a good idea 8 years ago, it's a better idea now www.mccoveychronicles.com/2018/8/1/176...
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Put Grant Brisbee in the broadcast booth
National broadcasters don’t like covering baseball, so why not put someone in there who does?
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a lot of people "analytics" are just when a manager makes a decision that doesn't work out in a way that confirms their priors.
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are we going to acknowledge that the Braves bucked this convention in Game 1, let Chris Sale pitch the seventh inning for only the eighth time all season, and he gave up a HBP, both of whom came around to score and nearly cost the Braves the game? No, we only talk about the other situations? Weird
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Meghan Montemurro @mmontemurro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I realize Cubs fandom might not be in a place for nuance right now with how it went in SD but really felt Padres’ hot streak into playoffs and getting series at Petco where they’re dominant was a terrible combo that the Cubs only have themselves to blame for blowing their home-field WC lead in Sept.
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