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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 12h

Did a stolen base really need seven replays?

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 12h

Dylan Dodd is god incarnate

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 12h

“I don’t know if Acuña, and his positioning, had a good jump on this ball…” *video shows Ronald busting it off the bat* This is how bullshit gets propagated.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 13h

“The jury is still out on whether the splitter contributes…” My good bitch, throwing a split made your arm explode like four times.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 13h

Night Shift Pt. 2: We Goin Long

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 13h

If there’s anyone who knows a thing or two about playing down to teams in October while having a starting rotation full of Cy Young Award winners, it’s John Smoltz.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 13h

The Dylan Dodd Era begins now. Get in, losers.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 13h

Never trust Freddie Freeman to make a play in the postseason.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 13h

“The postseason is when you pay attention.” - John Smoltz Yeah no wonder the Braves only won one.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 14h

To be teetering against UConn it looks like Amari is putting up fuckin numbers.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 16h

Oh hello, Lane Thomas.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 19h

I’m sure you can make a blooper reel of just about every professional athlete with the amount of footage we have at our disposal now, but looking at this shit, genuinely, even taking all of the bullshit out of the equation, how is she even in the league?

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 19h

I’ve been meaning to post something about the 30th anniversary for a couple days now and it’s just been such an emotional few weeks I haven’t been able to really wrap my brain around what I want to say. It’s very similar to HEY! in that it’s in my DNA at this point.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can they take Hook with them?

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I love that Ray don’t give a fuck, but Wiley rawdogging the celebration without goggles, poncho, whatever, anything is the real MVP.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How and why is this motherfucker still a thing?!

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No single individual outside of TK (and even then…) has meant more for the success and sustainability of AEW than Mox. He has been the constant and the northstar for the viewers and talent since day one, and with all the recent tragedy, we need to be giving him his flowers every opportunity we can.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Further down the rabbithole we get the more I’m convinced the “personal issues” were just the fact this dude is a fucking asshole and the locker room hated him. I mean jesusfuck, he’s there in full gimmick when even RFK is like “it’s casual day, fellas.”

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was fifteen. Which means… *counts on fingers* …wait, hold on… *gets out abacus* …and carry the one… Oh, dear god.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The AB that caused a branch in the sacred timeline.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I doubted having Drake behind the plate in a bullpen game, but my man called a helluva game. Mad props.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Braves win. Fuck you. We move.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Future Hall of Famer Chris Sale.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

John Kruk has been a goddamn pleasure. I fucking love that dude.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Chris Sale is my Chris Hero.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Alex Anthopoulos acquired Chris Sale for Vaughn Grissom. That is all.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schwarb and Bryce can both hit one to PF Changs and it ain’t mean shit right now.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ronald’s defense has become very Francoeuresque.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Fresh off shaving his sideburns, Dylan Dodd enters to face Schwarb and Bryce.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dubie must’ve fucked the homeplate ump’s wife.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Despite being hypnotized into thinking he’s a chicken, Dylan Dodd is throwing in the Braves bullpen.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every commercial is Ashley Moody’s smug fucking face, some random medication that will cause anal bleeding, “totally not a betting app” app, or pube trimmers. What a bleak goddamn timeline.

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mashallah brother (haram) @e11even745.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“A second sale has hit the liberty bell”

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did Dylan Dodd develop gigantism from drinking Mr. Burns’ nerve tonic?

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Three backward Ks for Dom Smith in this series. When your one job is to swing the bat, swing the fucking bat.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did Dylan Dodd fall down the Springfield Mystery Spot?

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gotta challenge that first pitch.

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Chop sucks shit and anyone who does it should be thrown down a flight of stairs. We also have to realize that there has never been a better climate for these idiots to do The Chop without feeling shame.

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brando @brando37.bsky.social · 02/10/2026