Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My dad just mispronounced his dessert order to a lovely waitress in a pub in Cornwall as "Stiffy Toffee Pudding" and I think I actually just died of embarrassment. 010
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If any of you UK metal lot have a chance to see Burner on their upcoming dates with Worn Out or Beyond Extinction opening, absolutely do not miss it. Absolute belter of a show last night from all 3 bands. Real life-affirming shit. Loved every second of it 050
Reposted by StooIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 329184483846
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm a shameless little hungry nerd piggy for anything Elden-Ring-related and this is a banger of a melodic black metal album themed around a bunch of the lore and characters. Obviously very Svalbard-y in terms of sound, which is also a good thing. Really enjoying it! 010
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is an absolute beast of an album and is firmly in AOTY territory for me already. Harry's written a really detailed and poignant afterword linked here exploring the themes behind the album and his writing that is well worth reading drive.google.com/file/d/1m9LE...drive.google.comBurner - NOICTSU - An Afterword.pdf 141
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Stayed up late to give this a first listen while I wait for my vinyl copy tomorrow and it's really fucking good. Real AOTY territory for me tidal.com/album/516455...tidal.comBurner - No One Is Coming To Save UsListen to No One Is Coming To Save Us on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 031
Reposted by StooRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty. 1256688
Reposted by StooNovember Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my favourite part of getting a train in Britain is crossing the ‘more than an hour late’ line so I can start thinking about how I’m going to spend my Delay Repay winnings 93165
Reposted by Stoo💾 grumpers:443 @grumpers.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026"A short film about hope" 4636219
Reposted by Stoometal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026AI CEOs going on tv and being like oh yeah well our LLM just fucking killed a guy 0316
Reposted by StooTrudi Castle @trudicastle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As a kid, my fave side mission in Link’s Awakening was the ghost following you who wanted to see its old house, only to feel sad and ask to be taken to its grave. It’s so bittersweet! ❤️ 163078692
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok Bluesky, dig out a pen/pencil and some paper and let's see your best drawing of yourself 📝 110
Reposted by StooGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal 742444360
Reposted by StooSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/03/2026my retirement plan is the collapse of civilization 1228791
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026unreasonably excited about this absolute belter of a gig a week tomorrow. can't wait to hear some new Burner tunes. anyone else going? 010
Reposted by StooChris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised" 4563358
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHA HA HA 🫠 www.wsj.com/business/air...wsj.comExclusive | The FAA’s $875 Million Plan to Use AI to Ease Air-Traffic WoesThe air-traffic tool is expected to debut in the Washington, D.C., area as soon as Monday. 000
Reposted by StooDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 17/09/2026The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair. You can wear the bucket on your head. 722546552
Reposted by StooMr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now... 20857371106
Reposted by StooPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 16/09/2026Still thinking bout this (As is @fredo.bsky.social I suspect?) 44212
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shout-out to the brave motherfuckers chopping the collapsing, rusting masts off the SS Richard Montgomery on the bottom of the Thames between Southend and Sheerness today. If it goes badly, we're all going to very much know about it. Fascinating, also terrifying stuff youtu.be/R9u41aeItss?...youtu.beUnexploded Bombs off the British Coast: the SS Richard MontgomeryYouTube video by Tom Scott 1419975
Reposted by StooBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣 582508555
Reposted by StooNullPointer 🍄 @nuiipointer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The sound I make since age 35 when I get up from the couch 5735245
Reposted by Stoolastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We now go live to the White House press secretary, who will be issuing a statement to clarify the president's intent 416835
Reposted by StooMan in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 11/09/2026Just in case you ever have impostor syndrome, remember that in 2011, workers at Los Alamos National Laboratory brought six kilograms of plutonium together to take a picture to show their management. The amount was enough to start a chain nuclear reaction if they had been slightly closer. 351149355
Reposted by StooSame pic of Fenriz checkin ur having a great Friday every Friday @fenrizfriday.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Never forget to have a great Friday! #metalsky #blackmetalsky 063
Reposted by StooCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084192493
Reposted by StooGREEN LUNG @greenlungband.bsky.social · 11/09/2026𝕹𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖜! Our deepest thanks to everyone who has listened, preordered and spread the word. We can’t wait for you to hear the album in full - and to celebrate, an animated music video for ‘Dance to the Grave’ is premiering now 💀 💜 youtu.be/7EeepVS9OXA?...youtu.beGREEN LUNG - Dance to the Grave (OFFICIAL VIDEO)YouTube video by GREEN LUNG 65314
Reposted by StooPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 11/09/2026First test flight of the vibe-coded ballistic missile: 2122
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026that new @greenlungband.bsky.social album is pretty goddamn good, innit? get it in ya greenlung.bandcamp.com/album/necrop...greenlung.bandcamp.comNecropolitan, by GREEN LUNG9 track album 081
Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This absolute beast of an album by Mastiff somehow came out 5 years ago today and is still fucking incredible. Give it a go if you've not heard it before. mastiffhchc.bandcamp.com/album/leave-... 010
