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Man in Business Suit Levitating

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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 1h
Operation Mincemeat was a bizarre episode in World War II where the British government acquired the body of a dead vagrant, put secret papers on him, and then for some reason turned him into a musical.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 1h
Wait I thought this was obviously fake
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 1h
I can’t wait for them to discover Eliezer, Roko, Curtis Yarvin, the Weinsteins, Roon, and Aella. Maybe put them all in one skit.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 1h
Man is sad. Man goes to soctor. Doctor says, “You need to cheer up. You should go see funny bumper sticker.” Man says, “But doctor, I AM funny bumper sticker.”
Figurine of Rorscach from DC comics mounted to someone’s car trunk for some reason
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 1h
no, that is what your choice of desktop OS is for
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 2h
Yeah I’m into Asian fusion cuisine
Pizza buns with bacon!
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 2h
But have you considered
small toilet paper factory can be installed at home
- takes up little space and can be operated by one person.
The daily output is 3 tons
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 2h
please help me, my computer is very sick
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, that checks out
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 5h
Every bar should have Mario Kart on the TV and controllers to pass around
An old school bar with a TV showing Mario kart 64. The backs of two people’s heads
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mr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 04/11/2024
seems like AI/ML bluesky is actually happening
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 18h
Plane’s haunted
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 28/09/2026
If you have seen me posting about the stickers I've been cooking up, I am proud to say that they're now available. For anyone running LLM cybersecurity evals in your life: www.etsy.com/listing/4583...
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Do Not Connect Machine to Internet Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by CriticalPointTV. Ships from Brooklyn, NY. Listed on Sep 28, 2026
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 20h
I'm still looking for infosec researchers who've published research outside of traditional academic journals (e.g., at a hacker conference or as a corporate report) for a research project. If that's you, send me a note. Ostrich for engagement.
Woman hitting ostrich skeleton with picnic basket says "take that, you ostrich skeleton!"
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 21h
This is a wild video. Guy rope swings off a huge bridge with a tourist paddleboat running underneath. I live about 1/2 mile away. www.youtube.com/shorts/OjXxz...
youtube.com
Swinging over the Mississippi, daredevils are putting Twin Cities ‘on the map of urban diving’
YouTube video by Star Tribune
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 23h
Betting on polymarket for the canonization of Saint Lou Malnotti
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 23h
‘quokka’ is also how australians insult white people
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 29/09/2026
If you squint, you can juuuust see UNITED CRUSHERS
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the fool @agnoster.net · 29/09/2026
the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it
Retro-futurist propaganda poster overlooking a radiant, green utopian city of rivers, bridges, gardens, and gleaming towers at sunrise. Four people and a shaggy dog sit on a flower-covered hillside, gazing toward the city. Across the sky in huge block lettering: “the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it.”
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Luis @lbruno.org · 28/09/2026
imagine having to then go downhill just to keep pushing that scone back up the hill forever
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 29/09/2026
Wonder who invented this bizarre conspiracy theory…
At the start of the 119th Congress in 2025, Schmitt hired Nate Hochman as a staffer. Hochman had previously worked for the Ron DeSantis 2024 presidential campaign but was fired after producing a promotional video for DeSantis that feautured fascist imagery, including a sonnenrad, a symbol used by neo-Nazis and white supremacists. [109][110|[1111[1121
[1131 In September 2025, Hochman promoted a speech on social media that Schmitt delivered at the National Conservatism Conference, titled "What is an American?" [114] In the speech Schmitt criticized legal immigration, and said that America was not a
"universal proposition" open to anyone.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 29/09/2026
That mattress belongs to Poseidon now
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 28/09/2026
I heard they closed in 1976
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 28/09/2026
It’s worse than that Posts with something subtly wrong get engagement, engagement means views, views means followers It’s like a rolling scone
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 28/09/2026
I need a mug with this
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 27/09/2026
I don’t think this is true. Of the the elites who tried to fight back, some won, but some lost. Colbert, Comey, Bolton, Kimmel, Krebs. The government has a LOT of power to ruin someone’s career and subject them to a long and costly legal battle.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
my favorite example of this was this dude on Twitter who would post screenshots of his company’s apps all the time And each time, you could see the browser tab bar, and there were “accidental” tabs for porn, guns, criminal defense, something super sketchy on Amazon He got amazing engagement
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
the furry pilot uses a cat litterbox, which does save the lav for the passengers
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
ACA includes a routine annual checkup But providers have figured out how to game the system and turn free annual checkups into expensive sick visits Mention ANY illness or concern, and boom, you get a bill for $400 Getting a checkup is a risky endeavor, and people avoid it
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
I use AI constantly for personal stuff I have yet to get any value from it at all for my actual job
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Yudkowsky is self-trained I would never say a college degree is necessary or even helpful, but it does tend to take the people who think they are the smartest person in the universe and cut them down to size a little bit
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SMH... THEY HAVE ME ON A DEADHEAD TO DCA AND IM PHL BASED. THEY ORIGINALLY THOUGHT I WASNT GOING TO MAKE THE PHL RETURN FLIGHT. BUT THE A/C THAT IS GOING TO PHL IS THE ONE IM FLYING Area: Raleigh, NC, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ700 A: #ab931d02fec F: #f4ffb87b2b0
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Can’t wait for the fire sales after the bubble FOR RENT: 0b/0ba/4u colo in prime tech district, great AC, doorman/mantrap entrance, gorgeous tall ceilings, raised floors, shared storage/pool, included 100gig internet, up to 11 Windows! Only $1995, first month free!
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
At least twelve screenwriters in Hollywood have broken out their typewriters to start writing a Kyrsten cinema
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Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have been tracking Dem ads since 2018 and the chasm between where voters are actually at and the ads has never been this vast
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Ok this is a terrible answer but do people really not parse it? You can put gas in your boat while the boat is on the trailer, on land. Or you can put gas in the boat while the boat is on the water. If on the water, a little bit tends to spill and contaminate the water. So don’t do that.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
I also love how republicans think the “pregnant man” emoji is a sign of a world gone mad Fellas, there is a “woman vampire” emoji. A “gender neutral Santa Claus” emoji. A “man in business suit levitating” emoji. Also this one, now available in male, female and nongender variants 👯‍♂️ (zoom below)
Two men in leotards wearing ballet flats and bunny ears, each has a leg up in the air
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Every day’s headlines these days: Democrat uses a Spanish word. Is she a COMMUNIST??? Republican heroically gives his son a $10 billion contract for AI supermissiles Democrat calls Jeep a “truck.” Is she STUPID??? Republican patriotically discharges firearm at a stranger It’s exhausting
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
haha last year we got stuck in iceland twice it was a planned layover, but it missed the connection twice, and figuring out how to get the next leg was a similar adventure i should have written it up like Sarah
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
I don’t have a problem with furry pilots As long as they have fingers, it’s hard to fly with paws
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
I don’t understand How is it that people aren’t terrified of being snatched of the street for no reason
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Ok here's an idea What if instead of just an open world, it turned into Bike Courier Simulator? You'd get a package and have to deliver it somewhere - WITHOUT a map. You could play with a physical bike, OR with a keyboard where you'd have "virtual energy" to sprint and stuff.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Nithya Raman's a bit salty after trailing Karen Bass in the primary, but she still dishes out her spicy takes. A graduate of MIT, she's got a good noodle, a beefy personality, and a massive amount of dough to win in the general.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Reikado Hall, a Buddhist temple on a mountain in Japan, had an eternal flame that was said to have been burning continuously since the year 806. In May, the flame burned the building down, but the monks were able to save the flame so they can rebuild the building. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/w...
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‘Eternal Flame’ Still Burns After Fire That Destroyed Buddhist Hall in Japan
The flame, which spiritual leaders say has been continuously lit for more than 1,200 years, was salvaged after the blaze and moved to a different site.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
Ok, here's a question - I've done a lot of side projects similar to this. Most of them have gotten like 10 clicks total, for less than 1 minute each. They go anti-viral. If I release this, how do I get a handful of actual users?
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(1/2) Air to Ground Message: C314 3HI. GOT A BIRD STRIKE INTO LEFT ENG. RIGHT AFTER TAKEOFF. GOT A BURNED CHICKEN SMELL RIGHT AFTER. TURNED L/H PACK OFF FOR 2 MIN. FOR THE SMELL. PACK IS BACK ON AND NO MORE SMELL. Area: Burlington, ON, Canada Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8 A: #a0200912df0 F:
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: WHERE ARE WE GOINN I ONLY GOT THE QUESTION MARK Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a0dacc507a6 F: #fefae0ac493
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: GREEN EGGS AND HAM IM 4 FRESCAS AND 10 BISCOFFS DEEP Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a09de78e6c1 F: #fcbae2eae08
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
I found a weird box in my closet that I bought on eBay and barely used. It’s a 2012 vintage unbranded hyperscaler rack mount box that has FOUR servers in one 2U case. I wonder if anyone would want that. It’s VERY old hardware but was good when it was made.
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 26/09/2026
I’m not really afraid of AI taking my job. 90% of my job is just convincing people they actually need some kind of security and can’t ignore it. You could replace me with a short shell script and that hasn’t happened yet.
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