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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hell yeah
A box of Tesco mince pies
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this motherfucker in Thunderbirds when he did the creepy light-up-eyes thing to hypnotise people. terrified me when i was about 4
The Hood from the gerry anderson original 1960s series Thunderbirds. He's a bald puppet with massive eyebrows and his eyes light up a creepy yellow colour to hypnotise people
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nails were disgustingly good at New Cross Inn tonight. Drank a load of beers, said hi to a load of pals, got the shit beaten out of me in the pit. A+ night. Would die again.
Photo of Todd from the band Nails making the coolest gurning stank-face while barking out some vocals
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ᵇᵘʳᵈ
A tiny grey and black wagtail
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
b u r d burd
Two gulls on a sea wall looking out towards the waves
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wonderful catte
A tabby cat staring wide-eyed into the top corner of a room, slightly alarmed but also quizzical
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah same
Drawing of a transorbital lobotomy process
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
god damn
snip of a map of a bit of Cornwall showing a place called Goon Farm in GOON GUMPAS
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok Bluesky, dig out a pen/pencil and some paper and let's see your best drawing of yourself 📝
Biro self portrait of a guy with square-ish glasses, short spiky hair and a beard. same calibre of art as a child tbh
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
unreasonably excited about this absolute belter of a gig a week tomorrow. can't wait to hear some new Burner tunes. anyone else going?
poster for the No One Is Coming To Save Us album release party for metal band Burner supported by Beyond Extinction and Worn Out. Saturday 26th September at Lower Third, London
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Blast some Bolt Thrower extra loud today.
Photo of Martin 'Kiddie' Kearns, bolt thrower drummer behind his kit overlaid with his date of birth and passing, which is today
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
was just reminded of the existence of this
a hooters 9/11 memorial pin badge showing the twin towers, HOOTERS REMEMBERS and "Let Freedom Wing" in a cellophane wrapper
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This absolute beast of an album by Mastiff somehow came out 5 years ago today and is still fucking incredible. Give it a go if you've not heard it before. mastiffhchc.bandcamp.com/album/leave-...
Leave Me The Ashes Of The Earth by Mastiff on clear splatter vinyl with brown and cream flecks in it. The album cover is an urn on a black background drawn by True Spilt Milk designs also shown are album liner notes
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
would you give the universe-destroying, €35 "600db" forbidden airhorn a tiny little toot? just for a treat?
AliExpress screen grab of a supposed 600 decibel air horn for €35.45
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lol. lmao.
downdetector screenshot showing OpenAI, CLaude, Grok and Gemini all spiking loads of alerts. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Proper chuffed to have finally got around to grabbing a physical copy of this absolute beast of a record at last. Sounds fucking sick.
Artillery From Heaven LP by Contention. Cover features a photo of the Upshot–Knothole Grable nuclear artillery test firing from 1953. The record itself is clear vinyl with brightly coloured pellet splatters throughout it.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
homer simpson 'worst XYZ *so far*" meme
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you're around London/Essex on Saturday, come over to Chelmsford for this belter of a gig. Swamp Coffin have had a really rough run of luck lately and there's some extra special new beers being launched at the show for it too, so it'll be a great evening. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/swamp-coff...
gig poster for Swamp Coffin and Dunes at Radio City Social in chelmsford on saturday 5th september. the poster features wayne and garth from wayne's world as skeletons
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yep! Abi is such a brilliant vocalist. Really gets right into the crowd!
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New record day! Do check these guys out if you like really bleak blackened sludge. Cracking release from the Sunderland lads yersinofficial.bandcamp.com
Born Alone - Die Alone by Yersin on white vinyl. The album cover is a background of red roses with the band logo and there's also an insert with a photo of the 3 of them in the band
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
damn, that moon last night was wild
A blood moon rising above yharnam in Bloodborne
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hell yeah
Tour poster for hardcore band Contention on their Nuclear Winter Tour

22.01.2027 UK: Southampton – Joiners23.01.2027 UK: London – Reality Unfolds24.01.2027 UK: Swansea – Bunkhouse25.01.2027 IRL: Dublin – Grand Social26.01.2027 IRL: Cork – Dali27.01.2027 UK: Belfast – Oh Yeah Center28.01.2027 UK: Manchester – Star & Garter29.01.2027 UK: Glasgow – Hug and Pint30.01.2027 UK: Leeds – Boom31.01.2027 UK: Norwich – Deadwax
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, that's a damn shame. RIP Tim Curry 😞
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How about some kind of mad bandolier configuration where the pieces all slot in like ammunition but the board still goes on the back.
Mexican revolutionary general Pancho Villa wearing two bandoliers
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Often imitated and referenced, rarely bettered as a UK West Coast IPA. Excellent new batch of Oregon Trail , also from @elusivebrewing.com now out there ❤️
Can of Oregon Trail by Elusive brewing , a clear west coast IPA on the bar of Radio City Social in Chelmsford
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is absolutely lovely btw. Get it down ya if you see it available. Tastes autumnal 🍂 ❤️
Can of Level Up by Elusive Brewing next to a glass in a craft beer bar in Chelmsford , Radio City Social. It's a beautiful red ale
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ah man, i'm double-booked but that'll be great fun. the poster suggests they're playing in this fucking underpass to the park? hahaha
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dave the Diver? Fuck yeah i'm just gonna go hang out in Bancho Sushi, play with the cat, eat amazing food and look out at the sea. Might do a bit of farming. Sign me the fuck up.
screenshot of dave the diver showing bancho sushi restaurant's inside and an idyllic ocean paradise in the background through the window
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"What kind of Mouth or Buttful os this please"
Photo of a jersey tiger moth posted on Facebook with accompanying question (sic)

"What kind of 
Mouth or Buttful os this please"
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mad shit on here this weekend
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got her a megapack of tuna loin steak things for a present and she ate the entire first one in 20 seconds flat.
a load of encore tuna loin cat treats on a counter top
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today is Kiki's 10th birthday 🎂. Happy birthday to the best cat in the world and Chief Box-Appreciator of Essex ❤️
a tabby cat peering out of a Who Gives A Crap cardboard box
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
us in Britain all summer:
4 panel 'i just need to get through this week' cartoon charting a person going gradually insane repeating 'i just need to get through this week' endlessly over and over again
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Shout-out to the jankiest band tour/murder bus I've ever seen. How long has this shit been on the road???
A really old shitty Mercedes tour van bus thing with cardboard over the windscreen parked outside a venue in london
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day from Kiki
A tabby cat sitting in a box of tissues with all her paws neatly tucked into the hole
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
why/how is our cat inside the sofa???
a tabby cat underneath a bunch of sofa cushions, having burrowed under them somehow
a tabby cat underneath a bunch of sofa cushions, having burrowed under them somehow and now lying down with a wide-eyed, slightly crazy expression
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reminder to UK folks to leave water out for wildlife in this relentless drought we've got at the moment (and change it regularly). Had simultaneous fox AND badger in our garden last night who both definitely appreciated the chance for a drink!
screengrab from a camera in night vision of a young fox and a badger roaming around under a bird bath/bird feeder at night time. there's a bucket of water to the left of the image
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
people on local facebook being predictably normal about a pretty reasonable domestic hosepipe ban during a drought
facebook screenshot of a comment in response to the hosepipe ban

"CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL. ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS IS BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT US TO GROW OUR OWN FOOD!!!"
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nice looking vinyl edition as well with the cutout on the outer slipcase!
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
oh damn they just announced a ton of other dates. might need to do the other London one too 👀
list of tour dates
Oct
02
2026
LondonNew Cross Inn
Nails
Friday Doors: 19:00 Curfew: 23:00

Rotten Sound, Invunche, Harrowed

New

Sold Out

Oct
03
2026
GlasgowSWG3 Warehouse
Nails
Saturday Doors: 18:00 Curfew: 22:00

Rotten Sound, Invunche

New


Oct
04
2026
LeedsBrudenell Social Club
Nails
Sunday Doors: 18:00 Curfew: 23:00

Rotten Sound, Invunche

New


Oct
05
2026
ManchesterRebellion
Nails
Monday Doors: 18:00 Curfew: 23:00

Rotten Sound, Invunche

New


Oct
06
2026
BirminghamThe Asylum
Nails
Tuesday Doors: 18:00 Curfew: 23:00

Rotten Sound, Invunche

New


Oct
07
2026
LondonScala
Nails
Wednesday Doors: 17:30 Curfew: 22:15

Wolfbrigade, Rotten Sound, Invunche

New
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
also lmao at this
metal archives screenshot of Fredrik Andersson's page stating 'not to be confused with other drummers) and listing 7 other swedish metal drummers with the exact same name
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
oh my god what
Tour poster for Nails, Rotten Sound, Invunche and Harrowed Oct 2nd at New Cross Inn, London. The poster has a massive skull on it
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Getting ridiculously excited for this already. So fortunate to have this on our doorstep and there's some properly great bands on the lineup this year.
Poster for Bay Days 2026 in Chelmsford on 1st August listing bands across 3 stages


Bands:
"Apollo"
"Beyond Extinction"
"Confyde"
"Era's End"
"House Of Serpents"
"Iron Slug"
"Kieran AMJ"
"Mastiff"
"Mother Vulture"
"Okay You Win"
"Pengshui"
"RAD"
"Rad Pitt"
"Regicide"
"Rosey Roisin"
"Space Pistol"
"Stitched"
"Tayne"
"The Grey"
"The Grudge"
"Uridium"
"Urzah"
"Viking Skull"
"Wrex"
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill seemed like such a genuinely nice guy. Put out some great performances. I'll miss him 😥
Sam Neill with a massive tumbleweed balanced on his headSam Neill smiling next to one of his pigs which is also smiling
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Very civilised stuff. Nice trip out to Baddesley Clinton. Looks like trump's reflecting pool guy also did the moat here too
Woodland lake at baddesley clintonBaddesley Clinton house in the middle of the rather green moatOther angle of the house, moat and stone bridge to it
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
new vinyl friday hell yeah listen to Grove Street - they're sick
The Path To Righteousness by Grove Street on a clear vinyl with splattered colour flecks in it
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage right now:
dril tweet

@dril

"im not owned!  im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
12:20 AM · Nov 11, 2011
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
guy in yellow suit behind a gree rubbing his hands meme, only the guy is an orca whale
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Quake"
neuron activation monkey meme
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congrats! No mean feat that! One of the few PS5 games I've ever fully Platinumed too
Screenshot of PS5 Elden Ring showing all trophies obtained
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