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metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 16h
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hell yeah
A box of Tesco mince pies
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 05/10/2026
Here's a sanderling taking a brisk run down the shore, for all your smiling needs. 😁 🪶
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Burner album is so good. Been absolutely hooked on it! Catching them play the whole thing live a couple of weekends ago was an incredible experience.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this motherfucker in Thunderbirds when he did the creepy light-up-eyes thing to hypnotise people. terrified me when i was about 4
The Hood from the gerry anderson original 1960s series Thunderbirds. He's a bald puppet with massive eyebrows and his eyes light up a creepy yellow colour to hypnotise people
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get surfing, skydiving and anything dangerous that's fast and high-adrenaline out in the beautiful, free, open. People that do this need sectioning. And I mean that completely seriously.
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good news everybody, they're developing something worse than six sessions of CBT
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
retvrn
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit everything aches and I'm bruised in places I didn't know could bruise.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nails were disgustingly good at New Cross Inn tonight. Drank a load of beers, said hi to a load of pals, got the shit beaten out of me in the pit. A+ night. Would die again.
Photo of Todd from the band Nails making the coolest gurning stank-face while barking out some vocals
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what is this?? a bomb for ANTS*!?! *sea-ants
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
im baby
A blue supermarket sign 

BABY NEEDS
BEERS & WINES
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ᵇᵘʳᵈ
A tiny grey and black wagtail
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
b u r d burd
Two gulls on a sea wall looking out towards the waves
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The foreign actor
Jarrod 'Toadfish' Rebecchi from the Australian soap Neighbours, played by Ryan Moloney

He actually ended up playing the character for *30 years* - starting in 1995 and leaving only last year
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My dad just mispronounced his dessert order to a lovely waitress in a pub in Cornwall as "Stiffy Toffee Pudding" and I think I actually just died of embarrassment.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If any of you UK metal lot have a chance to see Burner on their upcoming dates with Worn Out or Beyond Extinction opening, absolutely do not miss it. Absolute belter of a show last night from all 3 bands. Real life-affirming shit. Loved every second of it
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a shameless little hungry nerd piggy for anything Elden-Ring-related and this is a banger of a melodic black metal album themed around a bunch of the lore and characters. Obviously very Svalbard-y in terms of sound, which is also a good thing. Really enjoying it!
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh mate i wish. tried to get them a while back but it didn't work out sadly 😭
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an absolute beast of an album and is firmly in AOTY territory for me already. Harry's written a really detailed and poignant afterword linked here exploring the themes behind the album and his writing that is well worth reading drive.google.com/file/d/1m9LE...
drive.google.com
Burner - NOICTSU - An Afterword.pdf
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm absolutely hooked. you going to the album release party in london tomorrow? whole thing's getting played 👀
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any standout recommendations, or just carry onwards from Pelagial?
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've actually never really properly listened to anything they've done since Pelagial (which is incredible). I should probably do something about that......
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My vinyl should hopefully be here tomorrow but couldn't resist giving it a listen. It's so fucking good and I can't wait to see it all get played live on Saturday
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stayed up late to give this a first listen while I wait for my vinyl copy tomorrow and it's really fucking good. Real AOTY territory for me tidal.com/album/516455...
tidal.com
Burner - No One Is Coming To Save Us
Listen to No One Is Coming To Save Us on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wonderful catte
A tabby cat staring wide-eyed into the top corner of a room, slightly alarmed but also quizzical
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah same
Drawing of a transorbital lobotomy process
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pervert glasses now brand your temples so people know you’re a pervert even when you’re off duty.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my favourite part of getting a train in Britain is crossing the ‘more than an hour late’ line so I can start thinking about how I’m going to spend my Delay Repay winnings
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unto Others are brilliant live. You'll have a great time!
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
god damn
snip of a map of a bit of Cornwall showing a place called Goon Farm in GOON GUMPAS
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joe a wilkins @joeonhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10 mins apart lol
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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🍂🎃 grumpers:443 @grumpers.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
"A short film about hope"
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI CEOs going on tv and being like oh yeah well our LLM just fucking killed a guy
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the face of *gestures at everything* .... all this, I'm glad for your bird pics, as a stranger over here on the other side of the world 🖤
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Trudi Castle @trudicastle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a kid, my fave side mission in Link’s Awakening was the ghost following you who wanted to see its old house, only to feel sad and ask to be taken to its grave. It’s so bittersweet! ❤️
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A truly rancid way to run a business. Damn.
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hahaha ta! Is for a daft secret-ish Radio City thing tomorrow which will become clear when finished
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok Bluesky, dig out a pen/pencil and some paper and let's see your best drawing of yourself 📝
Biro self portrait of a guy with square-ish glasses, short spiky hair and a beard. same calibre of art as a child tbh
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Long John Dipshit 💀🎃 @wokeoaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lmao
apologises for United
93 shirt advert
UNITED
93
OXFORD UNITED
Oxford United's new clothing range has been withdrawn from sale
Stephen Stafford
South of England
2 hours ago
A football club has apologised after it published images of a new clothing line with
"United 93" printed on the back - the call sign of one of the aircraft hijacked on 9/11.
The clothing was supposed to make reference to Oxford United's founding year of 1893.
However, it said it had been released "without understanding of the historical context and associations".
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal
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Donald Trump I voted for you and I love you but we are not oil and gas
independent.We are having a hard time getting diesel fuel for the shrimp boats in alabama
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/03/2026
my retirement plan is the collapse of civilization
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Stoo @stoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
unreasonably excited about this absolute belter of a gig a week tomorrow. can't wait to hear some new Burner tunes. anyone else going?
poster for the No One Is Coming To Save Us album release party for metal band Burner supported by Beyond Extinction and Worn Out. Saturday 26th September at Lower Third, London
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
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