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normal well-adjusted guy

@nicehumanbean.bsky.social
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 11h
they should do twice as many, give bosch at least twelve x-files monsters of the week
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw John Wilson’s history of concrete yesterday, and on top of it being a real treat getting to see how a room of strangers gets tickled by different things and genuinely incredible narrative, I was blown away by how much the hair growth meds are working for mr John wilson
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just had the realization that, as a manager for a bunch of straight male line cooks, the release of GTA IV is going to be the mother of all callout days
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
holy shit lol they’re really out here in western mass fighting in the trenches of woke war 1
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I saw some video, you’re not missing much, tbh
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s so funny how much of a hollow dipshit this guy is, he really tried to sell himself as a younger, more progressive alternative to markey, he was advertising campaign positions on left-wing job sites
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
nah, sorry, this one doesn’t count
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
cavid dross
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
found her weight in poop under the nightstand
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sources say Natalie harp was slurpin on that thang and got a little dootie on the bridge of her nose and walked around all day like that
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
average threads post: - person I went to high school with doing an MLM - engagement bait that leads to OF account - engagement bait that just seems to be in it for the love of the game
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
average bluesky feed: - fugelsangesque meme my mom will eventually send me - russia hysteria - well meaning lib getting 85% there - queeber - nostalgiabait post with a good movie rec in the replies - somebody’s deviantart post for a fetish I don’t understand - steely Dan guy
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Average twitter feed: - half-assed contrarian movie take because someone’s late on rent - centrist democrat flack flirting with nazis - 12000 character green text post by a blue check about a Silicon Valley ghoul that i’ll read half of before realizing there’s no punchline - funny person - racism™️
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
people are worried about Britney Spears and think she needs to be reconserved, I think she needs more freedom, give her a gun, let her kill ten people for free if we’re gonna live in a verhoven movie let’s do some cool shit
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a peace deal has been reached
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think I found the AI kill phrase
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
got a flu and been going to the bathroom so much the tea came out my butt still hot
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normal well-adjusted guy @nicehumanbean.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
congratulations Eric andre on your superbowl win
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