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Carter

@rtrfnd.bsky.social

640 followers 954 following 3.5K posts

he/him | Rice/Bama grad | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | 2x J! Champ

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 7h

-sit up in bed and cough -baby immediately starts crying -mumble "are you fuckin serious" under my breath -baby stops crying and falls back asleep -"I . . . I guess you were not serious"

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 21h

Apologies for betraying the millennial ethos and sounding like a total boomer here, but . . . fuck man, I love my job so much

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Holy shit I must have it

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is a demon and we should cast it out

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having the first class of the day free right when my Vyvanse kicks in and getting like 80% of the work shit I was stressed about done in an hour

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Big Brain Thinking

Alt: Galaxy brain gif

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Luke Metz and Josh Ford yesterday

The "Exciting Whites" wine sign meme

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🚨🚨BIG CAT SMOL BOX ALERT🚨🚨

Big ginger cat in small box

Also big ginger cat in small box. The small box is in a big box

Big cat small box, more zoomed out this time

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Who is the absolute chucklehead doing play by play on the USC-Oregon broadcast

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cheering for my Rice Owls against the Bulldongs

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social
Kool-Aid Man leading a meeting: "oh yeah, before we begin I need to run through a few things"
December 20, 2023 at 1:18 PM

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The week-to-week growth from Keelon in basically every aspect of his game has been honestly stunning

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lmaoooo EJ pulling high school shit out here

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Just watched a clip of Reuben Foster on Christian Miller's podcast saying "that white boy gonna be a problem" about Luke Metz We are so fucking back, when does Bama football start

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tough as nails, Rico

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't think Kaleb actually caught that ball but I'm glad we actually managed to snap the ball in time to avoid a review on one of those plays for once

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Getting kinda tired of Bray Hubbard's shitty tackling, man

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I bet Mark Ingram gives amazing hugs

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wisconsin defenders seem to know exactly what Rocco is going to do, his plays on this drive don’t seem to be passing the Becht Tell Test.

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

God, we're gonna get a coach fired. I missed that.

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Somebody's gotta tell Dusty it's "Lotzeir" or "Lottie" not "Lotzy"

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Beginning to think this Russell kid might be pretty decent

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh God, my feelings

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Penalty-penalty-drop, looks like Florida is realizing they've still got residual Napier in their systems

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wish Mateer had stayed at Wazzu or gone to some other silly lil team so he could still be fun in cool ways instead of only in "look at this stupid shit" ways

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Mateering has begun

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Rob Ezell's Wake offense making stuff happen I see 👀👀

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well partner you just can't pull the ol whip out the dick and piss celebration, you're gonna need fewer arcs if you wanna get away with that one See how Simmons goes for the third sweep here? You gotta keep it at two if you want the refs to let it slide

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm dying at the drive chart in IU-Northwestern. IU defense had em in the torment nexus for two and a half quarters and then the last three drives it's like Chip Kelly figured out what the buttons on the controller do

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that I've decided to hate Indiana so much already, but Cignetti has been such a smug, surly dickhead that I'd really love to see him lose

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My neurodivergent ass has once again been utterly humiliated by the knowledge that most basic adult tasks are pretty easy when I manage to wrangle my executive dysfunction long enough to just fucking do them

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New hobby: when my daughter poops, I say things like "have you committed a crime in your diaper" in a Werner Herzog voice

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not only do I love using "guys" and "uncles" as genderless terms—I'm also trying to expand our collective glossary of similar terms

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I did indeed

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

lol

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when you think about it, it's a little surprising the president didn't insist on showing up and looking bored for half of LSU-Ole Miss

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lmao beautiful route run by Bray Hubbard there

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If we'd just managed to stop that last touchdown we'd be covering lmao

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Welp, I think we gotta all fill out our Ryan Grubb Apology forms this weekend

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You gotta be fucking kidding

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I low-key like these camera angles better than the standard ones

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ced Morgan!!!!

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If we lose this game, send his ass to Ann Arbor.

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How did Ashton Daniels become fucking Tom Brady

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Friendship ended with THE ALABAMA OFFENSE Now CONOR TALTY is my bestfriend

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Keelon's gotta speed up the trigger

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

REDDDDDDD

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Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm so tired of this staff not having guys ready to start the damn game. It's just fucking exhausting to start every single game looking like shit.

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

More like Runner Stockton, folks

Carter @rtrfnd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is . . . is Dabo gonna survive September