Reposted by Orion Woodykilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else 101582173
Reposted by Orion WoodyPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid 11895102
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 27/09/2026What's Retroid got against putting an analogue stick *above* the D-Pad? 000
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 23/09/2026I think it’s extremely healthy to have a love-hate relationship with your autistic special interest. Like I love to obsess over this thing to an insane degree and doing that brings me joy but also I hate it and it should be criminalized. Anyway, SNL’s back this week. 110
Reposted by Orion WoodyJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck 1475631691
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 19/09/2026Still holding out hope that PC component prices stabilize so I can build a NAS before society collapses. But I feel like we’re on track for society to collapse *before* prices stabilize. 000
Reposted by Orion Woodymerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192259363
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 18/09/2026After watching Master and Commander last night, I do feel that we should bring back, “You forget yourself sir!”. 000
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 18/09/2026Remember when there was a moral panic over children’s literacy rates because of SMS texts? As if we weren’t using 9 buttons or charged per message? 000
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 17/09/2026I guess I see why there’s been a slow migration back to Twitter, not enough people left in the first place. But my hang up is, that even once you look past the fascism, the Twitter is fucking horrendous to use now. Anytime I open a link, I get flashbanged by how awful it is. 000
Reposted by Orion Woodylukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133082146
Reposted by Orion WoodyDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You know who never accepted a Polymarket sponsorship when they were a player? That's right: Michael Jordan. Is it because Polymarket didn't exist when he was a player? Sure. Would he have accepted an endorsement deal with them if he could've? Almost certainly. But still! 275158
Reposted by Orion WoodyHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130701226
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 16/09/2026I'll grant you, I'm a sketch comedy dork, but Studio 60 is the only Sorkin show I really enjoy. At it's most compelling, it's Sorkin writing about his addiction struggles while making The West Wing. At its least compelling, it's about sketch comedy saving America. 000
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 16/09/2026God the frustration of a feed automatically refreshing just as you glimpse at something you might be interested in. It’s worse for BlueSky where there’s no way to just search your timeline like Tweetbot used to. 000
Reposted by Orion WoodyAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115462044
Reposted by Orion WoodyBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 1454361173
Reposted by Orion Woodysarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen 293604703
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026I like the idea of redoing them in a modern style because we're in an entirely new era and the iconography should reflect that. But I do not like this iOS 7 ass design. Also the animation in the trailer looked rooouuugghh 011
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026Wordle Scores 1: My starting word has finally been chosen. Farewell my friends, I go off to a better place. 2: Holy fucking shit I’m a Wordle God 3: Let’s fuckin’ goooooo 4: Awe fuck me 5: I’m the dumbest motherfucker alive 6: Throwing John Wordle in a river for that word X: Illiterate 000
Reposted by Orion WoodyJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/09/2024Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV) 1154035872
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026Tried: "AAA games are too expensive to be mid." Wired: "AAA games are mid because they're too expensive." 000
Reposted by Orion WoodyJiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing. 4650521577
Reposted by Orion WoodyAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/09/2026feeling increasingly annoyed and disrespected when receiving playful warnings that I have too much email from the email company that got me to sign up for email with them by promising they would have room for all my email forever 532059
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 10/09/2026As a testicular cancer survivor who’s gotta be on two medications listed in here, I hate all the maxxing shit so much. 020
Reposted by Orion Woodypriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Peter Falk's self-portraits as Columbo 131067211
Reposted by Orion WoodyJake Laperruque @jakelaperruque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Someone could write an awesome book on the evolution of American politics over the past two decades centered around the divergence of Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla 1530438
Reposted by Orion Woodylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2026"no one wants a folding phone" no, they didnt want a folding android phone "no one needs a folding phone" yes, but they will buy an apple folding phone accept these as facts now or you will inevitably make yourself insane when they sell lots of these 98126957
Reposted by Orion WoodyHarris Foster @harris.zone · 08/09/2026what zelda will look like in 2026 4034911140
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 07/09/2026Your last four saved characters on your phone are your D&D party. 000
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 06/09/2026I’d kill for Apple to try and turn the Apple TV into a genuine video game machine with an M-series chip and a game controller packed in. But I’m at a loss for how it would be meaningfully different than a Mac Mini besides a version of tvOS that gives a dedicated sandbox for devs to work in. 100
Reposted by Orion WoodyJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 03/09/2026they've got a pre-write for your obit, bro. they're saying your legacy is complicated. they used the word complicit, bro 136958
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 03/09/2026Another embarrassing day for Johnathan Ternus as he failed to announce a new titanium iPhone Mini. 000
Reposted by Orion WoodyGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm producing a new version of A Christmas Carol in which Bill Simmons is visited by the ghost of Roger Ebert 816012
Orion Woody @starlog.space · 01/09/2026John Ternus, I expect all the bad things to be fixed by EOD. Thank you for your understanding. 100
Reposted by Orion WoodyJoel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026New one today for @defector.com: in the wake of the most recent declaration of reading's demise, I was curious what booksellers, almost always ignored by the post-literate prognosticators, made of such claims. Here's what they told me:defector.comWhat Do Booksellers Make Of “The End Of Reading”? | DefectorIf you haven’t yet encountered the cover story for the August issue of The Atlantic, I have some bad news to share: “The End of Reading Is Here.” It’s an intentionally provocative headline for a sligh... 1023480
Reposted by Orion Woodyone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/08/2026we gotta put David Zaslav in jail. 122211351
