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Orion Woody

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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 07/10/2026
Playdate rules, but Panic being the driving force behind it is probably the key reason it rules.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 03/10/2026
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 03/10/2026
Got booted at the end of a Deadmines run. Really bringing the 07 energy by playing Peggle while I wait.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 02/10/2026
got cancer. beat cancer.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 27/09/2026
What's Retroid got against putting an analogue stick *above* the D-Pad?
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 25/09/2026
Someone at the New York Times HATES animation.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 25/09/2026
Oh wait maybe because it started in the 90s?
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 25/09/2026
Yeah a solid chunk of shows on this list owe a lot to Buffy.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 25/09/2026
always thinking about *her*
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 25/09/2026
The fucked up thing is that I actually got an Apple TV for this purpose originally. My thinking being that Apple CPUs would absolutely crush video decoding. What I failed to anticipate is that Apple TV's Bluetooth actually added a perceptible amount of latency to things.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 25/09/2026
I've got a Raspi 5 as the moonlight device on my TV and the port setup makes it look like I've got this weird ass spaghetti monster hooked up to my TV. I miss the Steam Link having all the ports on the back.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 23/09/2026
I think it’s extremely healthy to have a love-hate relationship with your autistic special interest. Like I love to obsess over this thing to an insane degree and doing that brings me joy but also I hate it and it should be criminalized. Anyway, SNL’s back this week.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 19/09/2026
Still holding out hope that PC component prices stabilize so I can build a NAS before society collapses. But I feel like we’re on track for society to collapse *before* prices stabilize.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 19/09/2026
Oh if it’s not too much trouble. I’m just curious how it does. Because one stage drops to like 15 FPS on my Deck. And Tetris Effect is probably still my fave VR experience.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 19/09/2026
Have you tried Lumines Arise on it?
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 19/09/2026
I’ll try and ask these guys. www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
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Cargo thieves target AI data center supplies in $1.3 million heists
Authorities recover $1.3 million worth of data center supplies and equipment in a truck stop near Chicago. Equipment like this is a prime target for theft rings given its high value, but it's also lik...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 18/09/2026
After watching Master and Commander last night, I do feel that we should bring back, “You forget yourself sir!”.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 18/09/2026
Remember when there was a moral panic over children’s literacy rates because of SMS texts? As if we weren’t using 9 buttons or charged per message?
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 18/09/2026
I now very badly wanna know what this dog looks like.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 17/09/2026
This got me to watch it last night for the first time since I saw it in theaters and I remembered loving it then, but I didn’t remember just how good it is. Absolute miracle of a movie.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 17/09/2026
The way I just sadly closed a bunch of research tabs realizing that a NAS is outta my price range before tabbing over to BlueSky. But what kinda setup did you go with?
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 17/09/2026
I guess I see why there’s been a slow migration back to Twitter, not enough people left in the first place. But my hang up is, that even once you look past the fascism, the Twitter is fucking horrendous to use now. Anytime I open a link, I get flashbanged by how awful it is.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know who never accepted a Polymarket sponsorship when they were a player? That's right: Michael Jordan. Is it because Polymarket didn't exist when he was a player? Sure. Would he have accepted an endorsement deal with them if he could've? Almost certainly. But still!
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 16/09/2026
I'll grant you, I'm a sketch comedy dork, but Studio 60 is the only Sorkin show I really enjoy. At it's most compelling, it's Sorkin writing about his addiction struggles while making The West Wing. At its least compelling, it's about sketch comedy saving America.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 16/09/2026
God the frustration of a feed automatically refreshing just as you glimpse at something you might be interested in. It’s worse for BlueSky where there’s no way to just search your timeline like Tweetbot used to.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 13/09/2026
Let’s goooooo
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026
It kills me because there were some glimpses of cool shit in the trailer. A new Avatar navigating a wold where the Avatar has been villainized. Earthbending motorcycles. But man... they could only afford like 8 fps of animation instead of 12 or something.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026
I like the idea of redoing them in a modern style because we're in an entirely new era and the iconography should reflect that. But I do not like this iOS 7 ass design. Also the animation in the trailer looked rooouuugghh
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026
Wordle Scores 1: My starting word has finally been chosen. Farewell my friends, I go off to a better place. 2: Holy fucking shit I’m a Wordle God 3: Let’s fuckin’ goooooo 4: Awe fuck me 5: I’m the dumbest motherfucker alive 6: Throwing John Wordle in a river for that word X: Illiterate
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/09/2024
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00)

ABC: Attack On America
America Attacked
America In Crisis
America Still In Crisis

NBC:
A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit
America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle
America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You?

CBS
Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air
Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit
Medicating Dan Rather

BET
Wartime At The Apollo
Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The
White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change

MTV
The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time
Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences
Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy
Carson Daly In Way Over His Head

Lifetime
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls

History
Last Tuesday In History
Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It
Last Tuesday In History (rerun)
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 11/09/2026
Tried: "AAA games are too expensive to be mid." Wired: "AAA games are mid because they're too expensive."
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/09/2026
feeling increasingly annoyed and disrespected when receiving playful warnings that I have too much email from the email company that got me to sign up for email with them by promising they would have room for all my email forever
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 10/09/2026
As a testicular cancer survivor who’s gotta be on two medications listed in here, I hate all the maxxing shit so much.
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 10/09/2026
Holy crap idk how I had no idea you could get that small of a wireless mic for only $40. Like it makes sense if I think about it for more than two seconds, but I had no clue.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Peter Falk's self-portraits as Columbo
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 09/09/2026
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Jake Laperruque @jakelaperruque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone could write an awesome book on the evolution of American politics over the past two decades centered around the divergence of Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla
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Orion Woody @starlog.space · 09/09/2026
Closed the iPhone Duo page to see this and immediately shouted, "OH HELL YEAH!" at my screen.
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