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@sri.plur.ca
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ex-raver, ex-scientist, semi-lawyer, cat dad. I have seen the band garbage live eighty-four times. new orleans is home, baby. (he/him)

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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 05/09/2026
has not moved from this position in 8 hours honestly, goals
same bed, same comforter, cat has rotated and only her paws and tail are visible above the blanket
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 04/09/2026
in my day the 38 most influential poasters were all @rem.bsjky.team
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 04/09/2026
hey molls what you up to today
black cat tucked under a comforter with just her head sticking out. she’s glaring at you.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
cost of living
A crude drawing of a man with a pompadour in a black jacket and wearing no shirt with a microphone pointed at him, a caption says "with costs of living reportedly skyrocketing, channel 7 asks residents if they're feeling the pinch"

The man says "the cost of living? Yes. To live is to pay a terrible price in grief, in suffering, in pain."
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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Cannon @cannon4nh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think they're underestimating the "single issue voter" whose single issue is "bathing in the blood of my enemies"
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 27/07/2026
yearning
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Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just asked to fill out a survey for Tumblr about their Premium services. So, here's my answer for their final open answer question, "Is there anything else you want to tell us?" *cracks knuckles*
I dunno man, the Internet just sucks now. It’s ten years past its prime, 'cause all the sites that created the things that people talked about on Tumblr are gone. 

Sites like Tumblr, but also Shitty-X/Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest — all of that was only good because the rest of the Internet existed. Tumblr's the least bad, don't mistake me, but y'all are the big box megamarts that crowded out the corner stores where people hung out and made the cool stuff they wanted to share. Without them, all sites like you can do is reference each other, echos of echos, when it’s not a sales pitch for some drop-shipped garbage or AI slop. 

The internet's dead, my dudes, and it's not coming back for $6.99/month.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 22/07/2026
thank you @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social was desperate to get out of vichy twitter and you delivered
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 09/07/2026
the georg, the glonzo, his grink & her grungler
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/07/2026
always wondered where asexual bondage dom/financial masochist couples live
the nyc subway sign for west 4th st-washington square, on the ACE/BDFM lines
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Babar removes his clothing and says "I reject the vestments of so-called civilized society. For too long I laboured under the shameful illusion that my natural state was somehow inadequate." Other angry elephants gather around Babar as he announces "for I am not, Babar, King of the Men!" His face intensifies and he shouts "I AM BABAR, KING OF THE ELEPHANTS!" Several elephants in outright rebellion against man's society start goring frenchmen, tossing them in the air and tearing off their hands.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/06/2026
the Buffalo buffalo buffalo sentence is easy to parse, if you use the city denoym Buffalonian, change the verb form to its synonym "bully" and the animal with Mark Ruffalo. Buffalonian Mark Ruffalo, Buffalonian Mark Ruffalo bully, bully Buffalonian Mark Ruffalo
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 24/06/2026
the hudsucker boxxy
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Congrats to the Knicks on underlining the point that Trump can't fuck things up forever
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 14/06/2026
knicks in 5
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/06/2026
i might delete this in the morning but omg y’all (flashing light warning)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A newscaster says "it's now been several days since the earth transformed into Dracula. Scientists have indeed confirmed that the face rising out of the planet's surface is defintely Dracula's." A scientist gets a readout from a machine that says '100% Dracula.' The scientist states "yep, that's Dracula." The newscaster says "we go to the Smashing Pumpkins' Billy Corgan for comment." Billy Corgan says "the world is a vampire."
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
shh. black cat sleeping on the couch, paws extended
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I am exclusively on Bluesky to see images of naked breasts. Why are they constantly adding moderation features that hide the posts that people actually WANT to see while I still can't turn off retweets from people who are constantly putting excruciatingly stale discourse on my feed
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 25/05/2026
without comment
a sign posted at a small business. the text reads:

Please don't steal from small business!
It hurts our feelings and makes it harder to stay in business.
Go steal from a corporation instead!
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16/05/2026
My insistence that the world is still a warm and beautiful place is sorely tested by the fact that the world is a cruel and stupid dogshit hell
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
DEACTIVATED MUFO

Sorry I couldn't like your post
I had some other stuff going on
I haven't seen your lunch in ages :(
You could have dmed just to me...
Yeah I might be back I'm just taking a break
would have liked to have riffed with you more...
I'll be thinking of you, rarely
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 28/03/2026
What being a shitposter is like
A circular enamel pin with black text on a white background. The text reads: I have to say weird stuff or I'll die.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/03/2026
I respect a book that doesn’t want to be read
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build
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Kimi @lovebuggles.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
✅ Muppet ✅ Garbage ✅ Jeopardy!
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
charli kind of ruined this one for me, but empathy is not weakness empathy is a knife
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
the ones who wish to wear my skin will never have my taste
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/01/2026
the cat accounts are on board
insta screenshot comment reads:

Siberians gonna
Siberian
It's so cold
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@aegon_flux owning a cat is a political act in Minnesota, because you can't take care of your cat if ICE shoots you in the face.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 15/01/2026
got blood on the step of st andrew got blood on the step of st peter got blood on my doorstep boy made a mess made a bet with the wrong man
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 22/10/2024
media.tenor.com
a screenshot of a video game that says " only trust your fists "
Alt: a screenshot of a video game that says " only trust your fists : police will never help you “
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My favorite genre of news story is "wild animal breaks into building, has a great time, and naps"
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 29/12/2025
C+C Chocolate Factory
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read ministry for the future @cosmic.bitch.space · 22/03/2025
every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 16/10/2025
i wasn’t married but i am now. women love the vehicle.
the beautiful lowly worm in an apple shaped car
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
"what is your point?" there isn't one, I am simply online
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click clack kleck, the 12 finger turbo telegrapher @isntbel.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
often confused with parapsychiatry, which is when i do talk therapy for ghosts
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 24/09/2025
I call on etsy to slam in the back of my dragula
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 22/09/2025
how i ended up flying from a birthday party in oaxaca to a concert in luxembourg last summer
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
releasing myself from the responsibility of trying to convince teenagers on r/gothfashion that we all looked Like That in the 90's because of the way silica-based setting powder interacted with traditional flash photography and not because everyone was painting themselves with Kryolan Clown White
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2025
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 04/09/2025
damn it you have to lead a hostile witness to get the sound bite never say “when were you lying” ask “were you lying then or are you lying now?” (pause for the objection, “withdrawn, no further questions”) i do love being a litigator
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