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sri (but spooky)

@sri.plur.ca
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ex-raver, ex-scientist, semi-lawyer, cat dad. I have seen the band garbage live eighty-four times. new orleans is home, baby. (he/him)

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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 27/09/2026
live and learn i cannot put anything on my headboard or someone will drop it on my face in the middle of the night
black cat loafing on my headboard
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 05/09/2026
has not moved from this position in 8 hours honestly, goals
same bed, same comforter, cat has rotated and only her paws and tail are visible above the blanket
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 04/09/2026
hey molls what you up to today
black cat tucked under a comforter with just her head sticking out. she’s glaring at you.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 16/08/2026
saved by the bell logo but i used a (non ai) logo generator to change it to “saved for the bit”
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 06/08/2026
fuckin blue cross
carvedilol phosphate er
80mg capsule extended release 24 hour / 30 capsule extended release 24 hour over
30 days
Generic version of COREG CR
* Not covered
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 05/08/2026
acab tho
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 25/07/2026
have you read the world renowned lesbian science fiction romance, as recommended by bigolas dickolas wolfwood?
a copy of the novel “this is how you lose the time war” by amal el-mohtar and max gladstone, held in a white femme hand at a bookstore.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 25/07/2026
not any less lowbrow is this natalia fabia also up in the kitchen
an oil painting of a woman at mardi gras. she is beautiful, with a dress and a headband, surrounded by color and light. it’s in a silly ornate frame.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 25/07/2026
well there’s martina up in the kitchen to prove I’m not a lame boring parent and the accompanying piece in the bedroom which due to a metric conversion error is an enormous two foot by three foot aluminum print
a blonde woman with dramatic makeup sitting in the back seat of a vintage car with a super big gulp soda in her lap. she is only wearing a turquoise necklace and her breasts are exposed. a blonde woman straddling a shadowed figure in the back of a caravan. she is only wearing mesh panties and has a strong back and prominent back dimples. the person being straddled is grabbing her ass. they may be kissing but the interface of their faces is in shadow.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 09/07/2026
just for fiona
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 08/07/2026
always wondered where asexual bondage dom/financial masochist couples live
the nyc subway sign for west 4th st-washington square, on the ACE/BDFM lines
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 28/06/2026
it’s the tulane green wave, but also the sickos meme. listen a literal description isn’t going to help anything here
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 25/06/2026
i love my garbage cat found crying under a porch
black cat glaring at you because the tile floor is too cold
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 25/06/2026
wonem

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 14/06/2026
knicks in 5
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 14/06/2026
delighted to report she is once again unjustly accused
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 13/06/2026
she looks like my sisters kitten who is completely innocent of all charges
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 08/06/2026
i might delete this in the morning but omg y’all (flashing light warning)
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 04/06/2026
2016
SADDEST MAN ALIVE


2023
MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN YOU’VE EVER MET
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
shh. black cat sleeping on the couch, paws extended
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 25/05/2026
without comment
a sign posted at a small business. the text reads:

Please don't steal from small business!
It hurts our feelings and makes it harder to stay in business.
Go steal from a corporation instead!
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 21/05/2026
Al IS THE WEAPON OF THE ENEMY.
WE DO NOT NEED IT. WE WILL NOT USE IT.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 14/05/2026
a serrano ham on a table with a middle aged woman guarding it. a black cat leaps into frame from the left. the caption reads: 
“morgan sung @morgan_sung
my favorite picture of all time is from last christmas: my brother's demon cat, caught mid-jump, fiending for the costco ham while my aunt desperately tries to protect her cheese board. we had to take shifts to guard the ham”
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 04/04/2026
“why would you use bluesky?”
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 07/03/2026
aww donnie hope you feel better than molly, who has a uti and is very grumpy about it
grumpy black cat at the vets office with a couple of claws partially extended
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 24/02/2026
there is an entire couch available. included a heated blanket specifically bundled up for her to sit on. and yet
black cat sleeping on my legs. there is a squishmallow and a blanket on a couch in the background.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 17/02/2026
2!1長提以国 開独占密着.知½17310日
它略點。
I would never wish to incorporate this technology into my work at all.
長日映圇凡復察
I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 26/01/2026
the cat accounts are on board
insta screenshot comment reads:

Siberians gonna
Siberian
It's so cold
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@aegon_flux owning a cat is a political act in Minnesota, because you can't take care of your cat if ICE shoots you in the face.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 18/01/2026
yes it is very cold out
cat tucked in under sheets and blankets
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 10/01/2026
i have a kitty
black cat on a bath mat. she’s been caught playing with a pink toy. she loves you
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 05/01/2026
it is too cold
small black cat tucked into a festive blue duvet
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 02/01/2026
mourned but never deleted
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 21/12/2025
i have a slightly different flowchart
your cat is just a tiny baby okay
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 19/12/2025
they just, really speak to me man
black colored melanistic penguin
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 12/12/2025
paperbackparadise
& Donald Byrd • Fancy Free
PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS • SLEEPY FICTION • 18769 • $48
She laid down to
JUST REST HER EYES
but woke to discover that she
NAPPED WAY TOO LONG AGAIN
It's the goddamn distant future now dammit all my friends are dead and I'm embedded in the Earth
LAYE AWAKENSON
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 27/11/2025
found her under a porch
a black cat on the bed staring at you
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 14/11/2025
baby sea turtles walking into the ocean
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 07/11/2025
i got comp tickets and still wanted a refund
welcome to mooseport
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 04/11/2025
that magical golden hour, when the sun has risen high enough in the sky that i no longer need the grid the sun powers me I am superman
producing 3 kw, consuming 3 kw. the grid connection is idle.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 04/11/2025
forget stats, the real time feed is where it’s at “why did usage jump up 5 kw? is someone using the high setting on the dryer? switch it to low it’s easier on your clothes!”
the live feed of my solar panels from the enlighten app. my array is generating 2.2 kW, my house is using 3.4 kW, so i’m importing 1.2 kW from the grid
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 02/11/2025
here is her current argument that it is in fact dinner time no matter what the clock says
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 27/10/2025
elan sleazebaggano
a star wars attack of the clones action figure for the death stick vendor, elan sleazebaggano

from my own collection
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 16/10/2025
i wasn’t married but i am now. women love the vehicle.
the beautiful lowly worm in an apple shaped car
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 13/10/2025
regard my bench miles
my fantasy bench. i have four players out, one suspended, and one on bye.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 29/09/2025
i found a picture of the llama
a handsome llama.
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 29/09/2025
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I want a Hallmark movie about a woman who dumps her bigoted small-town boyfriend, moves to a big city, lands a dream job and discovers the magic of Christmas by living in community with people of different creeds and cultures.

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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 14/09/2025
boops boops boops
boops

boops boops
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 26/08/2025
turtle shape
cat sitting on a counter next to a bag of chocolate almond bark. get away from that bag, girl. you’re not as sneaky as you think you are
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 03/08/2025
i like the teal deers
a teal deer on shaky legs 

it’s adorable
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sri (but spooky) @sri.plur.ca · 19/07/2025
Adult Cat contains the Same Amount of Crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

Kitten is Completely Full of Crimes
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