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@sri.plur.ca
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ex-raver, ex-scientist, semi-lawyer, cat dad. I have seen the band garbage live eighty-four times. new orleans is home, baby. (he/him)

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sri @sri.plur.ca · 18h
he heard you have a mouse
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 30/09/2026
in the arms of the angel fly away from here
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 29/09/2026
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
they’re in a court fight and the fda basically said “hey we said you could list that stuff as zero calories on the nutrition label but it’s still chemically sugar so if you call it a zero sugar product you can get in trouble”
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
i wonder about those. chobani zero, 60 cals, 12 grams of protein turns out they apparently lied about it being zero sugar though, so i wonder if you can trust the nutrition label
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
dang, chicken corn dogs have great macros and a five pack is six bucks
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
david bars are made with an engineered indigestible fat that can cause anal leakage. the posts are hilarious. ymmv www.google.com/search?q=dav...
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Google Search
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
most sound cards didn’t need drivers, it was all set in hardware cd roms were a huge problem and if you couldn’t fix it with DH/LH them then you would use a boot disk with cd support REMed out honestly if you could skip EMM386 that freed up a ton of conv mem. games that needed EMS were a pain
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
baby
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 28/09/2026
the handsome man
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 27/09/2026
in senior year i saw clandestine kitten open for aimee mann
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 27/09/2026
live and learn i cannot put anything on my headboard or someone will drop it on my face in the middle of the night
black cat loafing on my headboard
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 27/09/2026
is it gauche to ask why there was a heavy platter of caramel apples atop your headboard
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 27/09/2026
oh no this is cool as hell and i’m going to end up on ebay today biosrhythm.com?p=2143
biosrhythm.com
» Typewriter Plotters
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 27/09/2026
whaaaat pen plotters are my weakness
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/09/2026
😭 she is perfect
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/09/2026
fail to see a problem, that sounds rad as hell
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/09/2026
sorry mr. karp, we just don’t think you’re a good fit with the general mills social media team
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/09/2026
I just don’t understand interview culture, at all but I have never gotten a job from “post application, send resume, interview” so maybe it’s a nd/nt divide i do not have the skill to bridge
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/09/2026
no, not someone in a psych related field, she taught physics I think.
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 26/09/2026
i had a trans woman professor in college who came to speak in another profs human sexuality class and discussed AGP as if it was a scientific fact I think maybe some doc had dropped it on her in the 80s and she was like “okay sure whatever you say if you’ll let me transition”
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 25/09/2026
solar power
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 25/09/2026
if you have a good source of duck the bayona grilled duck pb&j is one of my favorite recipes (and i still can’t resist it whenever i’m there for lunch) www.gumbopages.com/food/samwich...
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Duck, Cashew Butter and Pepper Jelly Sandwiches
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 25/09/2026
he’s got a great “i’m just hanging out here” face
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 25/09/2026
the jude abides
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 23/09/2026
their international shipping service is amazing, I use it to send gifts to friends and it’s magically half the cost of regular mail and still has tracking
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 21/09/2026
relatable
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 16/09/2026
as the philosopher andain wrote, “I forgot that I might see so many beautiful things”
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 15/09/2026
he is both, he contains multitudes
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 14/09/2026
he is but a tiny baby who needs his mother
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 14/09/2026
it’s warm back there
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 13/09/2026
for shame
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 13/09/2026
shhhhhh
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 13/09/2026
oh noooo
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 12/09/2026
is she a cat dreaming she is a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming she is a cat
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 10/09/2026
the amc 4L straight six?!? that’ll run till the end of time
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/09/2026
brought down the house at my screening
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/09/2026
not saying i want to write perl but perhaps the web was a better place when it was written in perl
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/09/2026
tiny little baby
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/09/2026
i smoked ten pounds of costco garlic wings they were good y’all
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 08/09/2026
nothing zoo related comes to mind?
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 07/09/2026
what if the halides in polaroid film count as a silvered surface so it makes strangely dithered photos the rich person solution, she hires someone to do her hair and makeup or has it done by a friend or family member whose makeup she does in return
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 07/09/2026
I have but one request
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Don't Let Me Die In Florida by Patty Griffin
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 07/09/2026
well, they’re not wrong
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 07/09/2026
should dinosaurs get the day off
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 07/09/2026
fire kicks, as always
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 06/09/2026
alright she got shootas on the roof
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 06/09/2026
“they rushed one mile?” no, no, i said they rushed one miles
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sri @sri.plur.ca · 05/09/2026
the tragedy of a leaderboard is how hard it is for top lesbian to find bottom lesbian
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