Reposted by Steph CharetteTessa Barbosa @hitessabarbosa.bsky.social · 22hIt's pub day! Isle of Teeth is officially out in the world. I'm still getting ready for book launch, and trying not to get too nervous. Hope you do well, book. 8108
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Finally gotten the hand of the new oven steel (and new oven, and new province). Nature is healing. (Me. I'm the nature.) 160
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Just asked to fill out a survey for Tumblr about their Premium services. So, here's my answer for their final open answer question, "Is there anything else you want to tell us?" *cracks knuckles* 216233
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I know, intellectually, I am making progress on the move back to Ontario but EVERYTHING IS CHAOS right now. Which feels like the process for every story I've written -- though at least with a story, I can close the laptop. 020
Reposted by Steph Charettesarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/11/2025how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...apmreports.orgHow a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readersFor decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno... 34767132095
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025That feeling when you find a duplicate book and you've already packed the one with the ugly cover but you're still want to keep the nice cover so you decide to deal with it four provinces away from now. 😭 350
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Can someone develop a time machine, then go back to each time I'm in a bookstore to screech, "STEPHANIE YOU WILL HAVE TO MOVE EACH OF THESE BOOKS ONE DAY!? Think about Future You!" Who is currently surrounded by boxes. 😭😭😭 060
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/10/2025My cat's new name is, "You will get some when I get some." 🙄 (Let me have a bite of my breakfast, plz??) 020
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 24/07/2025A PLETHORA of REEVES (and an alleged manager) on TikTok who really want to get me in touch with Keanu. 🤣🤣🤣 This timeline, I suppose it's theoretically possible. 130
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 19/07/2025The problem with really good coffee strait from your French Press is that it can convince your body it doesn't need breakfast. "problem" 😌media.tenor.comsnow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .Alt: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot . 151
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Zuck: The average American has three friends:media.tenor.comthree cartoon characters are dancing in front of a starry backgroundAlt: Amethyst, Garnet and Pear from STEVEN UNIVERSE. 130
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 03/04/2025If the eraser looks like food, you have a legal obligation that it also SMELL like food. 220
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Hey, a throwback Thursday from @pulpliterature.bsky.social -- my story Hothouse Flower, a steampunk-dryad tale: pulpliterature.com/throwback-th...pulpliterature.comThrowback Thursday: 'Hothouse Flower' by Stephanie Charrette - PULP LiteratureTake a step back and sideways in time to a steampunk garden with 'Hothouse Flower' by Stephanie Charette, from Issue 9, Winter 2016 011
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 21/03/2025SEVERANCE IS THE BEST. {flail flail flail flail} 000
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Is it funny or telling that while looking at a book on witchcraft, the bookselling website algorithmically offers up a book on burnout? Asking for a friend. 130
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Yes still in the *checks notes* novelette though we're likely to tip over that when I type in all my long hand notes. Serious question: 130
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Because I can, I'm doing a complete watch/binge of the entire rebooted [BLANK] OF THE APES movies, and wow, they did Caesar *so dirty* - even the people that "loved" him. Especially those that loved him. 020
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 22/02/2025If you get on the back entrance of the bus, you suck. Full stop, no excuses. I see kids do it, I see adults, I see little grannies do it to beat each other to a seat. Translink remove the back pass already--this is transportation anarchy. 😂 000
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I'm gonna guess Canada won tonight's game because someone out there is blasting a trumpet and whooping.media.tenor.coma hockey player holds a canadian flag in front of a green screenAlt: a hockey player holds a canadian flag in front of a green screen 130
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Wrestling with Google Docs is not how I wanted to start this writing session, but here we are. Meanwhile later, it's a doored cabinet assembly and then, THEN, the moving of my entire tarot/oracle collection into its new home followed by the reorganization of at least two bookshelves. OH BABY. 😍 140
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Severance is by far my favorite SF. By miles, by lightyears. Surreal, absurd, existential, corporate dystopian hell that, most importantly--no matter what happens--has no chance at a happy ending because there are no good choices. Which makes it feel true in ways a lot of media doesn't. 2100
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Oh look, this short story is ... a novelette. 🫠media.tenor.coma man in a turkey costume is saying i have some deeply tragic news for youAlt: Boyle from Brooklyn 99 in a turkey costume is saying "i have some deeply tragic news for you." 470
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Watching ODDITY, and it's delightful -- spooky, weird, but also at times hilarious with these dry one liners. Also looking forward to watching some spectacular supernatural avenging to follow. 🍿 100
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 30/12/2024That moment during your holiday break when you pick up your work phone and it's dead and you think, "Good. Yes," and put it back down. 030
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 29/12/2024SIR. My TBR doesn't need inspiration, IT NEEDS AN INTERVENTION. (Or maybe I do.) Either way, BONK, bad company! 🤣 020
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Due to whacky happenstance, this dough cold proofed for ... (scratches head) ... five days? And boy did it spring!!! 😍 020
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Today's the last holiday party/event at work. Almost done. Almost d-done ....media.tenor.coma cartoon chicken with a bell around its neck sits in a boxAlt: a cartoon chicken with a bell around its neck falls exhausted in a box 020
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 10/12/2024(And it's too damn early for my work phone to be buzzing.... 💩) 000
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I just saw the trailer for 28 YEARS LATER and eeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😍 120
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Under a sherpa blanket in the dark listening to gulls cry outside, cat between my feet trying to get comfortable and her wet nose against my left ankle, pizza dough resting on the counter perfuming the apartment with the efforts of eager yeast. Two weeks until the winter break ......... 190
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I stand at the edge of the season's greatest holiday event: the final three shows of the Eras tour here in Vancouver. The Swiftpocalypse. Three days. Three nights. All Swift. God bless ye stans of Swift, Let nothing you dismay. 130
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 02/12/2024@cstuarthardwick.com Dude you've followed me back three times, what's happening? 😂 (Also, Hi!) 110
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Ye gods, a Friday is supposed to feel better than this...media.tenor.coma person is laying on a couch in a dark room with a lot of trash on the floor .Alt: a person is laying on a couch in a dark room with a lot of trash on the floor . 140
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Use a GIF to show where you're from.media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt is standing next to a wooden fence and making a funny face .Alt: One of the characters from LETTER KENNY saying, "Outstanding." Don't ask me who it is, I can't watch the show even though it's filmed in and around my hometown. 😂 030
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 28/11/2024The unavoidable, untune-outable voice of a neighbour's voice drifting up the shared hot air vent loud enough to ALMOST make out the words. Each half-heard word is like a stab in the ear as my brain tries fruitlessly to comprehend *even though I don't want it to try* ... 😵💫 120
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Stumbled across some flank steak at the grocery store the other day and now my hands smell like lime and cilantro and the whole steak is marinating inside a flavor-waterbed ziplock. 😋 040
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I'm writing this dumb little thing to get it out of my system and I have reached the, It's so stupid I love it, stage.media.tenor.comGiggles GIFAlt: Ron Swanson as played by Rick Offerman in PARKS AND REC giggling to himself. 1130
Reposted by Steph CharetteStephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 18/11/2024Pisces: You will turn the tables on your captors today and by this time tomorrow you will run the Cartel with an iron fist. Soon you will control all of the cotton candy distribution in the world. 0174
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Once again having a, "EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL!" moment, this time with OneDrive, as I move back files to my cute little stickered SSD drive because it's the only thing that won't give me syncing issues. 000
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Introduce yourself with: One Book 📚 - Circe by Madeline Miller One Movie 🎥 - Shaun of the Dead One Album 💿 - Chromatica by Lady Gaga One TV Show 📺 - Agatha All Along (Currently, anyway.) 010
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/11/2024To be brutally frank, I'm not sure how often I will be in this space. Certainly more than other places. But I've kind of gotten out of the social media habit and I got to say that's not a bad thing to have happened to me. 160
Reposted by Steph CharetteTade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This is a distraction. Misdirection so that you skip past the true ethical issues of stolen IP, environmental issues, the fate of those who will lose their jobs, and basic cui bono. Rush to protect artificial 'life' rights before other lives matter. Fuck off, leading philosopher. 21581159
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Just started reading ABSOLUTION last night and already I've got that blotting out the world and falling inside the narrative feeling. 1293
Steph Charette @stephcharette.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Look, look these are fine, but for the love of god they can't be the only ones you sell! 130