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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My dog picking his bedtime stuffie out of the toy bin every night is everything to me.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have a fetish that no one shows me their feet ever

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

its cute that we all just wander about and no one knows why we exist

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Open casket funeral? I don’t even want people looking at me when I’m alive

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

[watching a leaf fall in September] lol classic

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

not gay, not straight, but a secret third thing (want Hayley Williams to step on my neck)

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me too, going back to the ancient twitter days 🤛

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A sinkhole just opened up in my back yard

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

[pushing buttons on the hadron collider tour] What do these do

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s a trade off I’m willing to live with

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with you

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes you spin the lazy susan and it comes up olives

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is it intestinal issues or just impatience when you can’t wait for the soft-closing toilet seat to land

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I had two votes but my mom changed her vote

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Nothing says mid-forties like getting insanely excited to register for a sourdough workshop.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

you…you mean…I have a decoy?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

38 bsky users to be sacrificed for the autumn harvest

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I came into this world screaming and I still haven't stopped.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“sorry I’m here late…” - oh, you’re not late, party’s just getting started! “…r I’m going to duck out while no one’s watching”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

38 reasons to rethink your whole shitposting career.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mom used to open a drink in the store before she paid for it and I thought child services was about to take me

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Should catfish on bluesky be called bluefish

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I guess, I can’t keep up with the slang

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wow, thanks…I incorporate shit into most of my writing

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Asking GPS for shortest route over one of those Wile E. Coyote cliffs

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If I grow man boobs it’ll be due to all the estrogen I’ve eaten

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m tired of carrying myself with me wherever I go.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I began by searching for happiness, later settled for peace.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve had an original Darth Vader action figure up my ass since 1977.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am not officially part of the orchestra, but that’s not gonna stop me from playing this goddam trumpet.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gambling problem? Place a bet and find out! - Draft Kings, official sponsor of the NFL.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sorry grammar. It's not happening today, either.

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Based upon today's standards, everyone on MASH but Radar was an alcoholic.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm saving money this month so I can spend it next month.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At the hardware store asking random men how quick does sand work.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I've been binge watching this show called Fireplace for weeks now.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm one werther's original away from getting a belt clip for my phone

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the most accomplished container is the graduated cylinder

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Dread Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I didn’t take a “vow of poverty” it just happened

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"i hope this e-mail finds you" ~Waldo's inbox, probably

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

She was rare, like a goth Square Dancing

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m on the 38 shit bestposters list

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