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Spidergravy

@spidergravy.bsky.social
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Artist, dog-lover, reader. ADHD, autism, hot air balloonist, glass artist. Mostly tired, generally cheerful. She/her

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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 12h
We were literally alive before the internet was invented! This has me all perturbed!
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18h
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 23h
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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The Bee Guy @thebeeguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’ve been seeing very large #bumblebees on the wing for the past while. Why? Okay I’ll tell you why in this quick thread if you promise to #repost as the more people who know that these are queens the more likely that someone will help some out meaning more colonies next year. Deal? 1/15 #bees
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 21h
Autumn.
A pile of autumnal items: seeds, flowers and leaves in orange, red, pink and brown, and two blue cornflowers.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 21h
It is very autumn.
An array of autumn leaves, flowers and seeds in shades of red, orange and brown. There are a few yellows and pinks in there and two blue cornflowers.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw a large orange dog today.
A large orange fibreglass dog with a red lead on.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Froguardo Waterfall, first of his name, is back!
A fat olivey frog hiding beside a rock
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is why maths is important
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why not improve *your* frames by putting my pictures in the middle of them?
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a pair of @400footghost.bsky.social pictures all framed now!!
Two blue wolf-creatures are dancing at the moon. On a pink paper. A red creature plays a guitar in a green landscape while people dance on it. There are hot air balloons. The picture is called “Songs from the left side of the sun”
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Merry October, y’all.
A grinning skeleton in the cab of a wooden vehicle. It has a pumpkin in front of it.
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This #buyastrangerabook offer is still up for grabs. GRABIT
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She doesn’t want flowers. She wants rapists to face consequences that destroy their lives instead of sympathy, excuses, and silence.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Michaelmas! In some parts of Ireland on this day, rent could be paid in geese. If you’re due to pay rent this month, please consider setting a very irritated goose on your landlord in lieu of payment, in the name of upholding important Irish traditions.
A drawing of mine of a goose looking concerned, with a tag around its neck that reads "This month's rent, with thanks".

#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #Michaelmas
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s ‘sausting, doin’ a ‘andsome.
A soft, shiny black puppy is lying on a kitchen floor looking very tired.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to an Emporium and I met Mr Celery. Say hello to my new friend, Mr Celery.
A ceramic vase with a face. He has leaves for a moustache and eyebrows. His head is painted in thin green lines to give the impression of celery and his eyes look deep, deep into your very soul. In case you don’t recognise him, he has the word CELERY embossed onto his forehead.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy weekend, everyone.
The sun setting over a rocky beach. The colours are all yellow and grey.
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray @danielgray.com · 25/09/2026
picking up some new Taylor Swift songs from B&Q
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d like to see posters with symptoms lists on the back of public toilet doors and in doctors’ surgeries.
OVARIAN CANCER
SYMPTOMS
→ Tummy pain
→ Bloating
→ Feeling full
→ Needing to pee more
Ovarian cancer symptoms can also include indigestion, back pain, changes in bowel habits, post-menopausal vaginal bleeding, and extreme tiredness.
ovarian.org.uk
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wasn’t expecting this ending!
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just stolen a load of inflatable air beds. Think I might lilo for a bit.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
None of the senior management were in school today. I have made progress on my To Do list for the first time since 1st September
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
South African domestic cricket teams have the best names
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I had a meeting with my boss yesterday. I don’t remember taking notes but it seems that I did.
Extract from a notebook with the words: 
1) Survive. Kill if needed.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fairy doors in the New Forest #HappyTrees
A collage of fairy doors about 10cm tall pinned to trees to encourage the fairy folk to make homes. They are a variety of colours with some being made out of metal and some wood.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is my puppy. LOOK AT MY PUPPY!!!!
A young black dog looks longingly at someone just off-camera. He had fluffy ears and a very long neck.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 15/09/2026
Finally, an FBI director willing to take a stand for those brave Americans forced to fuck animals, who wish to serve.
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We did have a “no dogs at the table” rule but there’s no point now as Remy is, in fact, an honorary cat. #puppy #CatDog
A small back dog with his ear inside out is sleeping, curled up like a cat, on a dining chair A fluffy black dog is lying on a kitchen chair, like a cat. The photo is taken from under the table
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you? GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh and by the way if you've ever made a poster like this to promote your event, I will never come to it.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This attention-seeking whistleblower will probably be using his newfound fame to launch his own AI startup soon you watch. It's utter nonsense. The world's not going to end. AI will never be able to build bioweapons. It still struggles to spell rhododendron. Put the kettle on. Enjoy your Sunday.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 10/09/2026
this is bad and you shouldn’t use this feature
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh really
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Inside of you are five gerbils. I think I can get a sixth up in there if you just stop squirming.
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JustJayJournalistnResearcher @justjay789.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
People don’t fake being disabled. People fake being well.
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Raj LB @rajlb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess they're masked protestors in the same way the IRA had masked knee surgeons
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 04/09/2026
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Me: Good news, please. Doctor: We're naming a disease after you.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coral is growing back on the Great Barrier Reef. Cover in the northern section rose from 30% to 35.1% between 2025 and 2026 and in the central section from 28.6% to 31.6%, both now above the long-term average. AIMS buff.ly/KFD4q5o #ShareGoodNewsToo
theconversation.com
Reef relief: how a late summer monsoon helped cool the Great Barrier Reef at just the right time
Scientists have been monitoring the reef’s health for the past 40 years.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 05/09/2026
"have you asked chatgpt ?' no mf, I conferred with Zoltar
Zoltar, the arcade fortune teller featured in Big (198x, Tom Hanks, Robert Loggia)
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Spidergravy @spidergravy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I put a big sign on my office door today say that I am very grumpy and very busy and if it’s not urgent can you just send me an email? Out of the seven staff in today, THREE of them popped in to say hello because they saw my sign. How do I get people to leave me alone?!!!
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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