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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
but i bet there's a whole lot of poppy-shagging content coming up over the next few weeks that won't be blurred out at all, because CLEARLY that's not political enough to get censored like a 'Protect the Dolls' t-shirt
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Bat Krown 🦇🎃 @katbrownwrites.com · 13/10/2026
The irony that the BBC blurred out the Protect the Dolls slogan on a Strictly contestant’s tshirt for their social accounts as “political” but will happily dedicate a two-part doc to the woman who uses her billions to fund lawsuits to persecute transgender people www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
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Two-part documentary on J.K. Rowling announced by BBC Factual and BBC Scotland
The documentary will use her life as a lens through which to explore three decades of profound social, political and technological change
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Nikola @greasyboiler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Britain, from now until eternity.
The circular I Just Need To meme with austerity
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Dr T🎃ny K👻inth @tonykainth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The UK is facilitating the genocide by offering all kinds of support to Israel. We collaborate by sharing intelligence, training their soldiers, supplying them with weaponry, etc. etc. Given our taxes are funding this support, I’d say it’s a pretty local issue.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would’ve accepted it happily if Sir Keir’s boys had saved the world, and I feel the same about Burnham’s very similar, overlapping bunch of lads. Like, I will not pretend I’ll ever like them, but I am ready for them to save us any time they want. In your own time, folks
One of the real problems with "The Left" from the centre to the fringe is the fixation that it is more important that | save the world than the world gets saved
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could people please respond to this post with links to videos of the fascist attacks on the RNLI and refugees please. The more footage the better and I would appreciate a boost of this post as well. Thank you.
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
16 hours later absolutely nothing has happened that contradicts this. This is the only statement the UK government have put out in response to fash filth trying to drown refugees and rescue workers:
A government spokesperson said: “The Border Security Command works around the clock to protect our border and will continue to detain, check and process every small boat arrival.”
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*horrific racist fascist blackshirt actions* UK gov official: first of all, they are correct in their beliefs, however they should trust us to enact the violence and racism, can’t they see how good we are at it Burnham on tiktok : hey kids check out this barm! What am i like eyy up
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why the media in this country needs regulating. I can guarantee there isn’t an iota of truth to anything that’s being said here. Their only intention is to keep this nonsense on top of the news agenda.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She should be sacked, and then we should ask how and why the main left party going very hard into National Front crackdowns, rhetoric and imagery - a thing that horrifies their own members - earned them the roaring approval of the British press. Because that’s the core issue, right there.
Paul Hebden @paulhebden.bsky.social • 11m
So are we saying that if I got a van and started ramming ambulances, slashing their tires and assaulting their staff, I'd be fine as long as I was a fascist. Mahmood should be sacked. The situation with this government is intolerable.
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bleakly, grimly hilarious that people my age have been hearing this exact same tune on repeat for very literally our entire voting lives now. I'm 40. My daughter starts seconday school next year.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fred profits off gambling addiction he is a scumbag
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can't even make it past "poncho munch for deano bonano"
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An RNLI lifeboat guy here, and as I’ve been saying for many years now: why is it that the public have been subjected to hate campaigns against hated enemies including rescue services, Stonewall, Amnesty International, the left of the Labour Party, the National Trust, the Proms and Match of the Day?
Fr Paul @revpaulwhite • 1h
Let me tell you about the Overton window:
A white, middle-aged, middle-class, clergyman in the Church of England, who volunteers with the Royal National Lifeboat Institution is a radical leftist seeking to bring down Western society.
That is how far it has shifted.
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Simon Nixon @nixonsimon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Amazing. It seems that plagiarism is only a problem for The Times when black people do it
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Running Dog @runningdog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every guy who leaves the BBC is like “At last I’m free to speak my truth” followed by at least 20 minutes of the most pompous, boring, mindless shit you ever heard, most of which they’ve basically said before a bunch of times during their BBC careers in the form of clumsy leading questions.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Alternative headline: “Sainsbury’s to get free labour after David Sainsbury gave Andy Burnham £165,000 for his leadership campaign”
UK politics: Burnham announces plan for 10,000 work experience placements for young people - as it happened
Prime minister spoke to press while on visit to a Sainsbury's supermarket in London this morning
Taz Ali (now) and Martin Belam (earlier)

picture: Sadiq Khan and Andy Burnham in sainsbury’s uniforms in a supermarket handling goods
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.
Summary

Meeting logistics review addressed attendance verification and confirmed denial of additional catering requests.

Addressing Catering Request
Denial of secondary meal requests was finalized for shouting individuals. It was confirmed that participants had already consumed dinner.

Meeting Attendance Verification
Clarification regarding confirmed attendees occurred. Questions were raised about pending arrivals for the session.

Connection Status Check
Technical connection status was assessed. The presence of additional participants on the call remained under review.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Again: even if every single accusation about Arday from Nathan Cofnas' lurid imagination were true, it is still preferable for universities to employ people like Arday and not people like Cofnas. Nazis are bad, folks!
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Moral Maze has Melanie Phillips, an avowed islamophobe on as a regular guest. British establishment media is more deeply racist and eugenicist than you would possibly imagine if you didn't live here.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the good news is that, for at least the foreseeable future, these humanoid robots can be easily defeated by utilizing any number of foiling tactics demonstrated in your run-of-the-mill looney tunes cartoon.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
People vandalised cameras because they didn't want us to have healthly lungs. Scum. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Children's stunted lungs show recovery in ultra low emission zone
Children's lung capacity caught up with their peers in less polluted areas once a clean air zone came in, a study shows.
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No coincidence that a large amount of terfs joined in and revelled in the Arday pile on btw. Once the press said that bullying a certain kind of people wasn’t only just acceptable but actually a moral crusade it all became a valiant hobby for some of the worst, most brain rotted people in existence
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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ten years ago, I spent a week helping my friend contact the Telegraph about a non-staff writer whose column was *remarkably* similar to her work. The editor blocked us on Twitter. Eventually we got a form letter stating the column did not violate Telegraph standards. Just reminiscing...
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 15/08/2026
can this finally be the end of people pretending Helen Lewis has ever said anything of value she’s a transphobe and a racist and no amount of anti-Trump “feminist” pieces will ever absolve her of the violence she has directly and indirectly contributed to
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I see people lying every day - fearmongering about immigrants, trans people, disabled people, benefit claimants. Do they get hounded to death? No, they get cushy jobs at the Mail, Telegraph, Sun, Times and Express. So spare me the pretending that the press actually give a solitary shit about lying.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This entire disgusting situation with Arday has shown the horrible priorities of a society built for the ruling class. Our press isn't free, and it is used solely and exclusively to pursue the interests of the ruling class which owns it.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026
It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Greatly enjoyed this crossover
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I see that Toby Young had written about an elite university messing up by elevating someone who may not have been actually qualified to be there. Interesting stuff
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Ben JJ @benjjgeo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Once again, this party exists in the UK! It's called the SDP. It totally disproves this idea, but ironically no one knows about it bc it's so irrelevant.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
To be very clear: if this was just “compliance with the law”, then there would be no need for a radicalised wingnut zillionaire to offer every wacko with free time on their hands funding to bring lawsuits against the NHS.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is it. Their big idea was: we will end the culture wars by conceding to the crank right across the board, on everything. As they were repeatedly warned, the crank right always banks every concession then demands more and crazier things, now emboldened because they know we are weak and stupid.
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Dean Hochlaf @dhochlaf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is also true of those pointing to national debt as evidence we didn't have austerity, when it is actually evidence of how austerity stifled growth and caused the very problem advocates wrongly argued austerity would prevent
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What an artful way of saying that Rod Liddle was prone to lies and bullshit in his copy. (From Krissi Murison’s Sunday Times piece reminiscing about editing him)
Once Rod filed, I was always grateful for the two dedicated sub-editors who would carefully go through the copy, catching his oft questionable use of statistics and artistic way with a fact.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People will be like: wealth tax isn’t efficient there are other ways, ok let’s do both then
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[The Ravenous Bloodgobbler, sucking down his 2nd pint of blood] You think I use a lot of blood? Look how much is in this guy's body!
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I bet some of you thought I was being silly and hysterical when I said we have outsourced judgement on what’s extreme and racist to a lot of quite extreme racists, didn’t you? I don’t blame you, it sounded crazy to me too. But there it is, and it’s been like this for most of a decade at least.
Times Radio • @TimesRadio • 3h
Former neo-Nazi Joshua Bonehill-Paine can
"offer a really important voice" on tackling anti-semitism, says shadow cabinet office minister, Mike Wood.
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"If we're really going to tackle this we're going to need the work...of people who were previously part of the problem."
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 06/08/2026
I suspect part of the reason ‘speaking ill of the dead’ gets the British pundit class’s hackles up is that it is unpleasant to be confronted with the uncertainty of one’s ultimate legacy, having grown accustomed a lifestyle and social set in which one is rarely made to face consequences.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If you were a half-notable Labour Party member in the 2010s, saying this would’ve got your photo plastered all over news stands as a terrifying Hitlerian hate-monster, with demands to have you expelled and hounded out of public life.
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The pro-Israel lobby has swayed US presidents since Truman. It must end with Trump | Ian Lustick and Eli Clifton
Our new book tracks the growth over nearly eight decades, of the most powerful foreign policy lobby in US history
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Good we’re all having this covid history lesson and what a fucking disaster it was and how the “hipster analysis” on Twitter was sadly proved fucking right.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Real ones remember!
Kier Starmer tells Boris Johnson he has 'moral duty' to reopen schools in September
Labour leader says he expects children back at school next month: 'No ifs, no buts, no equivocation'
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Saturday 15 August 2020 23:14 BSTA Lang graft titled UK COVID-19 deaths remain at record levels seven day rolling average number of deaths in the UK within 28 days of a positive COVID-19 test. The graph runs from March 2020 to Jan 2021. There is a peak in April 2020 and another peak starting in late September that is highlighted with a circle around it rising to November 2020 then a large peak in January 2021.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is the kind of thing that radicalises these guys. A bunch of "legitimate questions" where they're convinced they have the right answer, countered by a load of people who know what they're talking about telling them they're wrong. Expect to see Goodall become Rod Liddle within a decade.
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