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Englishman in New Jorts

@spanielapplause.bsky.social

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Fitness freak | Security expert | Father to three or four wonderful young boys | Comedy writer/producer/man at Next Level Sketch | Improv with Michelle Impro

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

This but for TV

Jordan_Mallory on Twitter: "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding"

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

This is a good and correct choice

Sam Nicoresti with the best comedy show prize from Edinburgh. She's only gone and done it

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

[man called out for being a shithead voice] Forsooth,

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

🚨 Leaked Sir Kier Starmer video addresses candidates following council election failure 🚨

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Had to get rid of a Sir Kier brainworm

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Hmm

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Tremendous

A wonderfully fat squirrel sits on a wall

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Englishman in New Jorts @spanielapplause.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

People seemed to particularly enjoy this bit of "It's a Sensible Life" starring Sir Kier Starmer last night

SIR KEIR STARMER
And now, the new US President doesn’t remember my name and keeps calling me Sir Ken Stumpy. I’m going to jump off this bridged road!

Clarence comes on and holds Sir Kier back.

CLARENCE
Don’t do it, Sir Kier!

SIR KEIR STARMER
Who are you?

CLARENCE
Why, I’m Clarence Oddbody, AS2. Angel second class. As an angel, I’m obliged to show you what the world would have been like if you’d never been born.

SIR KEIR STARMER
It probably would have been a better place!

CLARENCE
Er...actually, it would have been exactly the same. Let me show you.

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