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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026

overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

On F:NV it was a lot of fun writing failure replies for threshold checks. The rules were 1) picking the failure option should be entertaining 2) picking the failure option should never put you in a worse position than you were already in.

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Okay this is a desperate plea from me if you were in 'goblin hole' will you please message me

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is your lawyer speaking. Memorize this one phrase: "Damn that's crazy though."

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Puppy and flower

Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Charging my phone with a used Polaroid cartridge

It's my work bench with a Polaroid film cartridge upside down with two metal terminals and clips with wires on each going to a USB plug with a cable going to my phone and it says 'charging rapidly'

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

An emo, a goth, and a punk are sentenced to death but given last requests. The emo says 'I want to listen to The Black Parade one last time'. The goth says 'I want to listen to Faith one last time'. The punk says 'I wanna be shot first'

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Donnie Darko meme: top left 'Your order has been shipped!' Next panel: 'shipped or Label created by sender?', final panel: 'Label created by sender. Shipping information received by Australia Post'

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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A tweet saying “They in England warming up the beer”

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I know what 1700s naval cannons smell like

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Sounds like they should scrap the UK and build a new one. With air conditioners

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ashley (VERY SCARY VERSION) @ashmoney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

changing my header to hard af palpatine we found looking at the wookiepedia article for "Death" (the concept)

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my bluesky gal

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Your Honour, i'll have a whiskey sour

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House of Vanilla @tweedalala.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Here's some more art of Hazel! Done by the always talented @tweedabop.bsky.social #BeyondTheOddandStrange #Hazel #OC #NSFW #art

Thigh up colored art of Hazel sweating, blushing and wearing her bikini at the beach at night.

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Italians welcome electric vehicles because the quiet engines help with the mistress opsec

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Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Two types of people...

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The Judge @hundrednamed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

sinkdog

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

figueroth faeth

tumblr post by excuse-

"i should take a walk for my mental health" boring, tired, i don't even really wanna do it tbh
"i need to check the perimeter" i need to check the perimeter

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

mojang is hiding puppytech from you

A minecraft article reading, "While a bone cannot be equipped in the head slot in Survival mode, equipping it compulsorily by using commands causes it to appear in the player's mouth." Along with 2 illustrative diagrams showing the 2 generic player character models, Alex and Steve with a bone in their mouths.

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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

twitter and discord are down but bluesky isn't. How embarrassing.

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Anton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

You HAVE to give it up to whoever invented the candle. Like truly one of the top five “There HAS to be a better way!” people in history

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

roman soldier: we have to guard his tomb other roman soldier: why lol roman soldier: idk lmao other roman soldier: want to get gelato instead? roman soldier: i’ll drive

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/04/2026

me in 2075: and then one day someone drew a human lady version of bowser from Mario and everyone online wanted to have sex with the drawing grandson: i’m not real. none of this is real. let go. time to rest now

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

paul denton: telling a cashier that a bomb has been planted and everyone needs to evacuate out of the Circle K seems like a pretty mean spirited april fool's prank, JC. jc denton, ransacking the candy shelves: what's april fool's

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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

just hanging out in chat with the boys and typing "nominal" back and forth at each other

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

if you put me in a room with Hitler, Cinemasins, some other historical bad guy & a handgun with 2 bullets I'd definitely at least pistol whip Cinemasins

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Aralyn! 🕯️/🌸 @arakay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Every PS1 game is like "the hardware sucked shit but the genius programmers tricked it into playing games" and every N64 game is like "you could run crysis on this thing but no one actually knew what they were doing"

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The Barista Haver has logged on

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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 14/03/2026

The Computer, in general, used to be purple a lot more often. we have lost our way

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