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Allison Online 💾

@spamda.bsky.social
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Allison | 2^5 years old | she/her | Kmart lesbian | Заслуженный Изобретатель СССР | Only has the good disorders

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
raspberrypi does what arduinon't
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On F:NV it was a lot of fun writing failure replies for threshold checks. The rules were 1) picking the failure option should be entertaining 2) picking the failure option should never put you in a worse position than you were already in.
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay this is a desperate plea from me if you were in 'goblin hole' will you please message me
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is your lawyer speaking. Memorize this one phrase: "Damn that's crazy though."
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Notice how he's taller than her which I'm also pissed off about somehow
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
spose I could kill my dad
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It said 5.5V with a multimeter but that was without a load so idk what that means. I think it's probably 6V
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Charging my phone with a used Polaroid cartridge
It's my work bench with a Polaroid film cartridge upside down with two metal terminals and clips with wires on each going to a USB plug with a cable going to my phone and it says 'charging rapidly'
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How's bluesky coming along? They got the juice yet? Oh I see. Okay then
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
An emo, a goth, and a punk are sentenced to death but given last requests. The emo says 'I want to listen to The Black Parade one last time'. The goth says 'I want to listen to Faith one last time'. The punk says 'I wanna be shot first'
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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Donnie Darko meme: top left 'Your order has been shipped!'  Next panel: 'shipped or Label created by sender?', final panel: 'Label created by sender. Shipping information received by Australia Post'
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember the CAD animated series?
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EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A tweet saying “They in England warming up the beer”
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I know what 1700s naval cannons smell like
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You have discovered: Great Dismal Swamp
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They couldn't make emacs for Game Boy there's not enough buttons
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sounds like they should scrap the UK and build a new one. With air conditioners
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You're not even asking what I'm smoking
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Listen to @boontavista.com
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Funny thing I think the discord is the first spot I originally posted that
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen to @boontavista.com
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
penis vagina stamen pistil wildcard
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Oh look everybody it's the
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh what, too soon?
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jack Vening
@jack_vening
Leaving diary entries and audio clips scattered around the house like in an adventure game so my wife can slowly piece together the story of how I broke the microwave seeing how hot I could make my wallet
8:22 PM • 2/3/22
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
do Japanese millennial trans women all reference I Spent My Inheritance On A Mysterious Artifact But As I Spent More Time Studying It I Began To Transform Into A Demon Woman And Became Obsessed With The Master So I Painted A Portal On My Wa
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
this was me in high school
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ashley (VERY SCARY VERSION) @ashmoney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
changing my header to hard af palpatine we found looking at the wookiepedia article for "Death" (the concept)
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I did
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
just call it smoking weed dog
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
been busy
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
is this agp...?
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's that meme where some guy is at a casino I think and the top says 'this is google plus bitch' and the bottom says 'we clown in this mothafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to facebook' except it looks like an old CRT TV with subtitles, and google plus and facebook are switched to AV1 and HDMI
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my bluesky gal
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Your Honour, i'll have a whiskey sour
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House of Vanilla @tweedalala.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Here's some more art of Hazel! Done by the always talented @tweedabop.bsky.social #BeyondTheOddandStrange #Hazel #OC #NSFW #art
Thigh up colored art of Hazel sweating, blushing and wearing her bikini at the beach at night.
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Italians welcome electric vehicles because the quiet engines help with the mistress opsec
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Asher Perlman @asherperlman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm doxxing u
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Two types of people...
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The Judge @hundrednamed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
sinkdog
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
figueroth faeth
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"i should take a walk for my mental health" boring, tired, i don't even really wanna do it tbh
"i need to check the perimeter" i need to check the perimeter
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Allison Online 💾 @spamda.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
have you played Fallout New Vegas
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