iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Burns is a grub but also another reminder Sakkal has the smoothest brane in the game, just a hollow feckless conduit for whatever nonsense the worst people are looking to launder

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 16h

'Dad you look a bit homeless' - figure this is 12yo slang for 'cool' now?

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Okay so we get a The Avalanches live tour in March but what the people demand to know is when is Muscles back on stage?

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

we now cross live to josh burns

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not only is kim deal easily the coolest person alive and a musical genius she is also droll as fuck

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Kim Deal | Live At The Barbican | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Kim Deal

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am not joking when I say this. Soylent Green is now very, very good and these soulless dorks need to (literally) get into it.

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

shame, just as they record an enormous bonce in the polls

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

okay they're all in a row, now what?

Fence mural featuring five splashing rubber duckies in various varieties

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wild we got hacked by a guy signing his name like it's for the childcare centre fundraiser tea-towel

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Australian youtoobers like Dangerfield and Sydney Watson making dime from horny incel seppo nazis is a trend we gotta phase out

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Congratulations to Jason Molina on posthumously breaking the all-time Hot 100 record with 24th week at No. 1

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Magnolia Electric Co. - Texas 71 (Live At Cat's Cradle, September 25th, 2007)

YouTube video by Ain't That Deep

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when they played Sharks and got to "And don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver..." this guy just near me in a dayglow orange life preserver launched into the air and much hootin and hollerin ensued, commendable dedication to the bit on a stinking hot day

Morphine in stage in front of a sea of people including a guy wearing swimming goggles and a dayglow orange life preserver

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Give Charlie the Norm you plonkers

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I blame Peter Reith for this

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Spent all week trying to remember who Ed Sheeran reminded me of then the penny dropped while I was washing up

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Please hear out my mismatched buddy roadtrip box office smash pitch

Harold Bishop and Alf Stewart ready to hit the road

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

generally unfazed by the inexorable march of time but just heard a mum call 'Jayden' at the beach and the dad turned around and now I'm deeply shooketh

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

city kids will never know the potent ambivalence of returning to the idyllic shithole you couldn't wait to escape all bridges ablaze

A landscape-oriented photograph showing a vibrant sunset contrasting against a dark, strato-cloudy sky.

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

solidarity my maritime comrades ✊️

A4 poster on Opal reader at Circular Quay asking passengers not to tap on or off sure to MUA industrial action

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Congratulations to Radiohead for innovating previously untapped levels of completely opaque ticket refusal

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

spend one listen locked in on uncle jimmy in isolation, he killz it

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Observing my annual minute's silence paying respects to the moment life changed forever on September 11, 2001

The Microphones' The Glow Pt 2 album cover, released September 11, 2001

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's just one of life's little mysteries why people on the Get Paid to Post Fucked-Up Ragebait site might be posting fucked-up ragebait, but thanks for filling my feed with it, hate the thought of missing thoughts that don't matter from people we don't need to know about

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

thanks ai overview you useless sack of shit

Ai overview telling me Party Dozen does not have an upcoming performance scheduled at the Night Cat in Fitzroy, immediately below a preview of the Night Cat website listing the Party Dozen gig

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don't believe in musical gatekeeping I do believe ticket sales to oversubscribed performances should be prioritised via deep cut quizzes

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Hearing rumours Abingdon-on-Thames outfit On A Friday are coming to jive upon a tennis court near you* *me

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

presenting.... m83 x naarm weather update

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I used to wonder if "why...?" kids grew out of being "why...?" kids but turns out their questions simply become more unhinged each year

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You couldn't have Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers today because of woke

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The cool thing about every ninefax redundancy round is the ever-dwindling decent people pool shrinking ever further while the talentless hacks unfit for the real world climb the remaining ranks

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

to be entirely fair and typed with the utmost of happily-wedded gentlemanly respect for her intellect, musical and photographic talent, and undeniable worth as a well-rounded human being, this '99 selfie is also the hottest anyone has ever looked on a stage

Melissa Auf der Maur avec bass with some starrish light dots in the background

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

People are dunking on SBF yet he is correct, the problem is the bros are going to be very unhappy to discover the actual greatest writer (Alexis Wright) is a proud Waanyi woman

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Remember being a kid and wanting to be an adult so bad so you could do things like be in multiple whatsapp chats flooded with photos of single socks that went home with the wrong child after school camp

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

RIP Gloria Steinem, will be cranking 'Conga' extra loud tonight

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

my guy looks like he's running for class captain on a platform of coca cola in the bubblers and no girls allowed on the downball squares

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Anthony Albanese is 100% correct that now is not the time to debate the role climate change played in the recent Nepal flood disaster, given that now is in fact the time to be erecting and deploying the guillotines

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I asked Ron Perlman about this and he simply mumbled something about these people having names and addresses

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This kind of implies beating Braybrook teens with a baton is simply regular policing duties, which it kind of seems to be

Victoria Police said the force had been notified of the charges on Monday, and that the member has been transferred to other duties.

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Avoiding fanboi awkwardness of Tom Liberatore becoming my new neighbour by panic egging him as he steps out the front door

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It's a shame Ben Gvir wasn't invited to join his IDF compatriots in the Sydney marathon as I would personally like to shake his hand then [extremely violate the terms of use of this website and immediately enter afp/mossad watchlist]

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Wonder how Janet's taking the news

Janet Albrechtsen posing for a photograph with right-wing dipshit Milo Yiannopoulos during his Australian speaking tour

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benjamin @benjamino.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Initially wanted to win comfortably but that was so much sweeter

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