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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 7h

🔴 We asked Tony Blair's think tank about charging businesses £500k for political access at party conferences and why one of its sponsor's logos disappeared after our reporting last week on TBI's alleged cash for access scheme This is what they said

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12h

these are deliberate aesthetic choices. they are intended to overwhelm your senses, to unsettle you, to make you question the nature of God and the goodness of man.

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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 12h

that’s weird there must be some kind of glitch, it looks like the Secretary for Labour For Trans Rights keeps blocking the accounts of trans people

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14h

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 14h

i solved infinite personal music by taking loads of ecstasy in my 20s and now i can dance to the sound of a reversing lorry

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

MallorysMind: Polka dots imply the existence of rock n roll squares 😂 AskSteves: rock and roll squares you mean me and all the other aging punks at concerts these days 😭🤪 SpiritOfMud: time to get in the mud everyone

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ceej @ceej.online · 23h

emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”

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honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the main reasons fraternities still exist is that membership signals to potential employers that you’re capable of keeping institutional secrets, even when it means covering up illegal behavior.

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YouGov @yougov.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Asked without connecting it to the triple lock, 74% of Britons support setting up a National Care Service, free at the point of use and funded by govt spending All Britons: 74% support / 11% oppose Lab: 84% / 5% LD: 85% / 8% Grn: 82% / 7% Con: 68% / 18% Ref: 67% / 7% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guilty on every matter of cheating and only one of four charges dropped for covering it up

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anyone else up for performatively watching Cardiff Met vs Haverfordwest tonight

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Goodbye old friend - had a dishwasher so has only been for big pans and knives but purchased this bottle in late 2019 and used it the whole time

Very faded "mega pack" of fairy platinum

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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tomorrow's front page 📰 New satellite pictures lay bare Israel's destruction of Gaza

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llama @alffansofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have skimmed your milk. Pray I do not skim it further

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You aren't gonna find me defending the triple lock, it was a stupid fucking policy explicitly designed to appease the 55+s while ensuring it was mathematically impossible young people would ever benefit

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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026

Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading

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Libby @captainlibatron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lucy Powell says the triple lock is good but in a few years it will be bad

■ We are committed to the triple lock. It's in our manifesto. The triple lock has really delivered for pensioners, in this country, over the course of this parliament ...

I don't know what Andy's going to say about that today, but I know that what he's talking about is this big conversation about solving these big problems, but being really honest with people that they come at a cost.

Lucy powell aays Labour committed to triple lock for this parliament but won't say if it could go after election

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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026

Northern Ireland's Justice Minister, everyone...

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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.

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corpus @corpus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We've been living with the "compromise" for almost 30 years. Loyalist are the ones that have decided that's not good enough and they're the ones responsible for any violence that comes next.

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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The next election? Motherfucker, you are the prime minister NOW.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The bigger thing for me is the way they've inflated the market, which, as many have said on the podcasts I've listened to, has massive and wide repercussions much beyond a specific team not getting a trophy. The way it's affected the business teams do across the whole world and how this has been

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This Labour government could have responded to the genocide in Gaza in so many ways, instead they cut aid. This is a dereliction of duty.

Stuff of nightmares UK cuts aid to Un Gaza food operations by 78%

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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good thing that this couldn’t have been predicted almost a year ago <runs bitter victory lap> and the government didn’t just blithely carry on doing the same thing. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/718...

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haxar.bsky.social @haxar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pat McFadden can't undertake a moral crusade because he has no morals, he's a bitter old crank determined to harm as many people as possible, working for leaders who are determined to let him.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Similarly questions have to be asked of UEFA. The independent FFP panel found City guilty before a laissez faire approach to the CAS hearing allowed City to get away with the worst of the charges and then UEFA refused to appeal when it became clear that witnesses may have perjured themselves.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Collection: Veggie Handsome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/77/#c...

WEB PAGE: FORUMULA:
NightOfTheGunther: yeah, as others have said, gentleman agriculturalist is obviously fake lol. like do you think the coiffed guy in the photos is really getting his hands dirty picking a cabbage? too bad because i do agree with most of what he says about being gentlemanly and irresponsible goverment spending.
WEB PAGE: HUNK PHOTO:
Search, Home, Featured Hunks, Best-Selling Hunks.
The page displays a photo of The Gentleman Agriculturalist with the Hunk Photo watermark. It is titled, Dreamboat Silver Love Farmer with Pepper from the collection Veggie Handsome.

Options to the right say, Buy this photo: $1.25, and Buy collection, $3.99.

Text with accompanying photos as the bottom of the page says, Collections you may like:
Handsome Business Illness. Hunky Hunt for Holiday Green. Suave Docs/Dreamy MDs. Leatherworking Cutely.
Grassy glares at his screen and says, "Four dollars. That's what it costs to lie."

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.

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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 24/09/2026

"I'm going to thrill myself. >:-)" -- the roller coaster freakazoid

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

they’re recalling grapes now. big wrath outbreak

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jenny hanniver 🌈✌🌱 @jennyhanniver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

why is this so funny

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Fetch should have happened. It's a solid teen-ism. The only reason it was rejected was in-group power dynamics.

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He's calling him the prince of pussy and the king of cock

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Blackrose The Defiler @maidoftheblackrose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Of Course You Have Ball Joints And Pronouns

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Caterpillar ist satt @siberianpine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Does anyone know how to delay gratification? Basically what I'd like to do is forgo something I want right now to have something better later but when I try it, I still just go for the thing I can have now. Is there a python library or something

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