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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

welcome to Australian Cafe Radio where we play Parcels and Tame Impala and only Parcels and Tame Impala

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

re-inventing lesswrong from first principles, big moves!

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

white guy who’s just slighty too into lao gan ma

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i regard water as dry

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won

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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/02/2026

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

A page in Reader’s Digest reading “Elf Mayhem is Taking Over”

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

tumblr post by jame7t "dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended"
reblog by jame7t with screenshot of two replies to first post saying "scrump it"
text following image "Uh, your honor? I scrumped it"

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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.

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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

5th chair violin just sorta being able to goof off in the back. Pretending to walk around like a big fat guy and trying to make the other laugh. I wander off my mark too much and get my nuts smacked by Mahler's hammer and scream like Yosemite Sam and shoot through the roof of the Lincoln center

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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

AVERAGE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps? AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!

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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

whaddayamean the bank’s outta money?

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

northernlion: me when the fuckin uhhh me when she s on my p til i 500? [reads chat] no i’m not being callous i’m just adding a little levity [reads] so what you’re gonna lose your job stuff happens you only think i’m being insensitive because it’s ameri- [nubby bounces weird and ends the run] FUCK

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Grave Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 03/09/2023

Top 10 pursuers currently gaining on us

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 05/04/2025

some good, healthy things to do this weekend for 48 hours straight: read as many articles as you can from opinion columnists and scroll social media

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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This is what happens to the economy without wokeness. Until my pronouns are respected, I will destroy another 3% of the American GDP. #darkwoke

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Collieflower @collieflower.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

nothing wrong with tariffs. yeah the economy is going to crash, but chaos equals opportunity. im going to become a smuggler. now is the age of sail.

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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 27/03/2025

Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you: aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data

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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 03/03/2025

here’s a hot take: I love da movies

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Scott Mendelson @scottmendelson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 30/01/2025

I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Dear Premier Xi, I am a consultant from Chicago, Illinois. My people are suffering under the restrictive fees and licensing of the American tech-government AI complex. Please send DeepSeek-R1 advanced reasoning model immediately

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/06/2024

the vvitch (2015)

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 15/04/2024

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/03/2024

paul maud’dib: “may thy knife chip and shatter” feyd-rautha:

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Liz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

Designing 30-50 feral applications

The cover of a book called “designing data, intensive applications” by Martin Kleppmann. It features a drawing of a feral hog or maybe a wild boar.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

yeah sure i’ll incorporate that into my belief system

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 03/12/2023

wait bro i fucking love kotlin now wtf

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

my pressure cooker went bust on me and i've forgotten how to cook by any other means. right now i'm just dropping a hunk of frozen beef round on the countertop and throwing lit matches at it. it's not working

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/11/2023

Slay the Spire - SLAY The Spire, we love the game don't we folks, the little cards, people are always saying to me "sir I can't play The Defect! It's too hard, I couldn't beat the heart," yet I've beaten the heart many times, some are saying the most it's ever been done

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Matt G. Metcalf @mattmetcalf.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

The time has come.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

just tried to screenshot a really bad post i saw but i didn't frame it well and this was all i managed to grab. hopefully this is enough to rile everyone up

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