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@snackb.bsky.social
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
welcome to Australian Cafe Radio where we play Parcels and Tame Impala and only Parcels and Tame Impala
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
re-inventing lesswrong from first principles, big moves!
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
white guy who’s just slighty too into lao gan ma
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i regard water as dry
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
at least if you double the number of GPUs you can get… an amount of AI performance. and something like twice as much inference capacity. bitcoin does <10 transactions/s. if you double the mining it still does <10 trn/s. if the universe is a giant miner it does <10trn/s. can’t be worse than that.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
he looks like a henchman from one of the matrix sequels
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
one of the most confronting things to happen to wordcels is the realisation that the gift of language is in fact to most people a chore that they will outsource at the first opportunity.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 25/02/2026
i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@okbutstill: 
Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider, maybe the biggest you've ever seen, huge, and then it goes to black. That's it. 
Ingraham: And just to be clear, this is a movie you saw.
Trump: Well, I don't know.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
A page in Reader’s Digest reading “Elf Mayhem is Taking Over”
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
when i saw “werner herzog does a warframe trailer” i was like i swear this is one of CT’s bits.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
wait but i do like the cold breeze. still hate licorice.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
bunch of fancy new train stations opened in my city. i spent the afternoon exploring it with other random citzens and we all enjoyed trains together. nice day.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
just kidding we slander our friends a little
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
discord isn’t taking this well
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
the thriller protagonist industry is dying from a lack of weary sea captains willing to carry them across the strait for cash, no questions asked. and labor is doing nothing.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
tumblr post by jame7t "dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended"
reblog by jame7t with screenshot of two replies to first post saying "scrump it"
text following image "Uh, your honor? I scrumped it"
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
tumblr post by jame7t "dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended"
reblog by jame7t with screenshot of two replies to first post saying "scrump it"
text following image "Uh, your honor? I scrumped it"
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
northernlion:
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
[jeb! meme but instead of a map it’s the nyt opinion page] jamelle!
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
like dataloader but more relation oriented
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
part of me is curious what a graphql fragment-y sql framework would look like, something to pair with RSCs or other composable backend ui primitives. i suppose deft use of something like drizzle could get you pretty close, but i think there is a pit of success to be dug here.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
we call this the Matt Levine Manoeuvre.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
readers are, ironically, truly awful at reading.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
i forget who it was exactly but one of the things i’ve read that stuck with me the most over the years is that if a writer wants to actually get a point across in a serialised format, they have to repeat themselves to the point that they and their core audience are just about sick of it.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
not pro-surveillance, but the surveillance was already happening on major roads so it might as well save some lives while we're here.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
music.apple.com/au/album/equ...
music.apple.com
Equus Caballus by Men I Trust on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 13 Songs
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
K
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
i think krennic decided she wasn’t a spy, just an idiot.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
5th chair violin just sorta being able to goof off in the back. Pretending to walk around like a big fat guy and trying to make the other laugh. I wander off my mark too much and get my nuts smacked by Mahler's hammer and scream like Yosemite Sam and shoot through the roof of the Lincoln center
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I wanna recommend RSCs to more people but I find I rarely have a satisfactory answer when asked about how to handle version skew, and I haven’t used it in enough “large” projects to just say “ah it’s fine.” Is it less of an issue than it feels like, or is there an elegant answer I’m missing?
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
not saying hes right most of the time but if someone literally tried to trip me and the refs looked the other way i’d start mouthing off too.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
AVERAGE DEMOCRATIC SENATOR Working families are sick to death of Chaos Donald’s taxes on eggs. Let’s work together to bring down prices, mayhaps? AVERAGE BUSH ADMINISTRATION JUDGE OR COLUMNIST We must end Trump-Hitler immediately at any price. Glory to Generalissimo Sanders and Commandant AOC!
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
…for not writing a book? If he writes a book he doesn’t want to write, it’s not going to be good.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
senatortedcruz (presumably not him):
she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest
great and small
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
foreveriallyzombified:
guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i'm peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah.
The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he's peeing too.
Yeah. Peeing so hard he's screaming
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
tumblr post by syekick-powers:
tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.
pompeiusmagnus in the next post in the tumblr dashboard:
youare all just jealous of my severed head
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
infinite-planes asked: 
So l had a dream about a place where dreams were real. Each room of the place had a different object related to someone's dream. I woke up by antagonizing a haunted doll in there. Is that a bad sign?
cryptotheism answered:
That's an ancient symbol of balling too hard.
Unfortunately you're gonna die.
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
tumblr post by sanitymakesposts:
Oh, great, this guy. Let's all heap lethal blows on him
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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
text post by naturalbornluvr-deactivated2025:
it's like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise
reply by reefer-madn3ss:
Trent renor talking about his nails:
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