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public static void man

@snackb.bsky.social

151 followers 264 following 78 posts

number of major social networks ruined: 0 but looking to shoot up any moment now.

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

just kidding we slander our friends a little

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

discord isn’t taking this well

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

tumblr post by jame7t "dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended"
reblog by jame7t with screenshot of two replies to first post saying "scrump it"
text following image "Uh, your honor? I scrumped it"

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

senatortedcruz (presumably not him):
she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest
great and small

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

foreveriallyzombified:
guy at urinal: AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHUGGGGHHH!
guy next to him wearing wraparound shades talking into his Bluetooth: Yeah i'm peeing at a urinal right now. Yeah.
The noise is the guy next to me. Yeah, he's peeing too.
Yeah. Peeing so hard he's screaming

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

tumblr post by syekick-powers:
tumblr is really funny because a bunch of the posts on here are the kind of funny that anyone would enjoy them. but then there's also a good fucking portion of posts on here that are so fucking bizarre that they're only really funny to the weird cockroach bitches whove been on tumblr nonstop for over a decade. and if you're tumblr-irradiated enough, you start to lose the ability to differentiate between those two types of posts.
pompeiusmagnus in the next post in the tumblr dashboard:
youare all just jealous of my severed head

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public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

infinite-planes asked:
So l had a dream about a place where dreams were real. Each room of the place had a different object related to someone's dream. I woke up by antagonizing a haunted doll in there. Is that a bad sign?
cryptotheism answered:
That's an ancient symbol of balling too hard.
Unfortunately you're gonna die.

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

tumblr post by sanitymakesposts:
Oh, great, this guy. Let's all heap lethal blows on him

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

text post by naturalbornluvr-deactivated2025:
it's like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise
reply by reefer-madn3ss:
Trent renor talking about his nails:

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

tumblr post by hotvampireadjacent
text “the news the past few weeks” followed by image, a very compressed jpeg of spongebob holding a picture frame while his face looks like he’s staring into a very strong wind, with text overlaid saying “6. the dollar”
the text is in windows movie maker font, it looks like a still from an old youtube video.

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 05/08/2024

lol

an excerpt from the above image highlighting a label on the car that reads “fascist car”

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

a three panel meme referencing the simpsons.
first panel: moe, labelled “Francis Fukuyama”, throws barney, labelled “History”, out of moe’s tavern.
second panel: moe dusts his hands and squints as if making sure barney won’t return.
third panel: moe stands in the doorway with his hands on his hips, unaware that barney is somehow standing behind him, inside the bar.

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

thorong la representation

the snowcapped peaks next to thorong la, nepal

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

target audience

the nine kings of men as shown in the opening of the fellowship of the ring. nine elderly men in crowns each holding a golden ring, standing in a wedge. the kings look tired, but covetous.

public static void man @snackb.bsky.social · 22/07/2023

i do care.

a tumblr post. a sad looking rendition of snoopy titled “noopy”. the post is captioned “noopy btw. if you care.”