Reposted by yodelslizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels 222693448
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Honestly, they probably know they’re about to get absolutely dumpstered in the midterms regardless, so they’re just crossing off as many wishlist items as they can before they’re subject to actual oversight. 000
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“But he couldn’t get past his public facing, ‘I don’t take sides.’” It is utterly remarkable to me that, after so many public confrontations like this one, people in Sheeran’s position can rationalize to themselves that their capitulation is neutral rather than a value judgment in its own right. 010
Reposted by yodelsMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Media Matters reviewed Fox News' coverage from five of its evening "opinion" shows. We found that their Iran coverage collapsed over the summer, while references to socialism, the WNBA, and Fauci soared. www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/ira...mediamatters.orgIran coverage collapsed this summer on Fox News’ evening “opinion” showsSix months into the war Donald Trump launched against Iran, the campaign “has deteriorated into a quagmire of the president’s own making with no clear goals, no obvious strategy and no end in sight” w... 12472135
Reposted by yodelsJason Rosenbaum @jasonrosenbaum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026BREAKING: Judge Kavanaugh has DENIED efforts from AG Hanaway and SOS Hoskins to stay the Missouri Supreme Court's ruling. It's over. Missouri will use the 2022 map for the general election cycle. The GOP bid to oust @cleaver.house.gov has failed. 59827
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If my boss was the most plausible Antichrist figure living in the world today, I would simply not go on a podcast and say something like this. 000
Reposted by yodelsJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out 433145383
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We need to normalize telling people who have kids and support this movement that they're dogshit parents and deserve to be publicly shamed for trying to get their kids fucking killed. 000
Reposted by yodelsrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/08/2026this is my new belief system btw i’m going chud but from an unexpected angle. ‘driving is soy’ 26130679
Reposted by yodelsamanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain. 23893852595
Reposted by yodelsMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!! 282459284
Reposted by yodelslizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i think the twin towers are gonna start growing again tomorrow 31247151
Reposted by yodelsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/06/2026Trump's reflecting pool improvements 1242580409
Reposted by yodelsSt. Louis Public Radio @stlpublicradio.bsky.social · 10/06/2026After being closed for renovations for more than four years, the museum at the Cahokia Mounds State Historic Site has partially reopened to the public.stlpr.orgCahokia Mounds museum reopens to the public after 4 years of repairsThe gift shop, site model, canoe exhibit and a new temporary exhibit are all open and will be available Wednesday-Sunday, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. 0175
Reposted by yodelsLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 06/06/2026it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi 644395768
Reposted by yodelslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I remember when berry Weiss was just a leinenkugels you would make your son drink if he was being a pussy 101189146
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Logical follow-up question to this is “then why does the President talk about preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon every 5 minutes, if removing their nuclear capacity isn’t the purpose?” 000
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026letting your child within a mile of this group of adults should be considered child abuse. 001
Reposted by yodelsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book 1686414676
Reposted by yodelsStar Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026the cilantro tastes like soap gene should also make soap taste like cilantro. so people with the gene don't have to feel bad about not being able to eat cilantro because they can eat soap 9850162
Reposted by yodelsCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 01/03/202621% @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u... 28247001344
Reposted by yodelsleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool 614440769
Reposted by yodelsThomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026What is happening in Minneapolis stands in contrast to the idea of Trumpism’s irresistible power. It should be a reminder: Being lawless, immoral, and violent does not make the Trumpists omnipotent. Obscuring that distinction is an act of defeatism that only serves the regime. 2538101
Reposted by yodelspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine 371494241
Reposted by yodelsHoratio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming: 123261489
Reposted by yodelsmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/01/2026the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will 155386970
Reposted by yodelsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made 891187324677
Reposted by yodelsChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/01/2026brb inventing a time machine to prevent Aaron Sorkin's parents from fucking 238451
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Schumer responding to the President illegally kidnapping a head of state like he’s the most braindead Resist Lib reply guy imaginable. 010
Reposted by yodelsJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2025you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you 1394036937
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025This is different from the sanewashed coverage the media has fallen over themselves to provide him. If he wants to spew this embarrassing lunacy to the masses DIRECTLY, I don't possibly see it helping him. 010
Reposted by yodelsJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election 844074691
Reposted by yodelsJohn Carl Baker @johncarlbaker.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Look, I didn’t vote for this - I voted for a hypothetical Trump administration grounded in zero empirical evidence 846241
Reposted by yodelsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides. 271876317
yodels @smooth-chungus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025this is what trump would look like if he made a cameo in king of the hill 020