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@lizzzard.bsky.social
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she/they, 30, maine bi, enby, leftist, idiot minors DNI 🔞 www.twitch.tv/PrincessLizzzard alt: pfp is a mirror selfie with a rainbow filter, banner is drake maye

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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 2h
i am a 30 year old adult who is contemplating getting an american girl lookalike doll because the inner child in my heart is yearning for one
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 21h
dressmaker is such a good fucking game
purple and green sequin dress with a silk skirt and drop sleeves, jade trim, and a jade broochcelestial ruffled wedding dress with pearl and sapphire trim, a gold sequin belt, and a star brooch
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THEY GAVE MY BOY MAYE A PROZAC PRESCRIPTION LAST WEEK AND HE IS BACK
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THEY GAVE MY BOY MAYE A PROZAC PRESCRIPTION LAST WEEK AND HE IS BACK
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
enrichment time
dual monitor desk setup with a laptop displaying dressmaker game and a monitor showing football pregame
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i miss not having bronchitis
spongebob crying while naked and doing the splits
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am so proud of this dress
pink and white dress with a huge ruffle skirt, a ruffle sleeve, and a big ruffle on the neckline of the bodice. the bodice is pink silk with pearl detailing and the sleeves are pink lace. the ruffle around the neckline is ivory lace and the skirt is alternating layers of pink and ivory lace. there is a double layer of lace trim, one pink lace and one white lace, around the neckline ruffle, sleeves, and the layers of the ruffle skirt.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BYU vs TCU: The Jesus Bowl
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am so proud of this dress
pink and white dress with a huge ruffle skirt, a ruffle sleeve, and a big ruffle on the neckline of the bodice. the bodice is pink silk with pearl detailing and the sleeves are pink lace. the ruffle around the neckline is ivory lace and the skirt is alternating layers of pink and ivory lace. there is a double layer of lace trim, one pink lace and one white lace, around the neckline ruffle, sleeves, and the layers of the ruffle skirt.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i see so many AI baby announcements when i go on facebook now
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in addition to dressmaker being super fun to play, it also has an adorable storyline with cute characters. the dialogue is chuckle-aloud funny too. so worth the $15. i’m advertising this as if they’re paying me but i just want everyone to play and enjoy this game!!
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
most intricate dress i’ve ever made coming soon
bodice of a dress; it’s pink silk with pearl detailing and white bows and pink and white double layered pink and white lace around the top ruffle
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sorry yall this is a dressmaker account now i call her queen of the night and she took me like 2 hours
black and red dress with a viper collar and a skirt with a drop waist, a red peplum, and two slits. fabrics are a mix of black and deep red lace, velvet, silk, and sequin. there is extensive ruby detailing on the front of the bodice
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i guess this is her desk now
stella the black cat looking very demure in my desk chair
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love this game i love this game i love this game i love this game
cute and playful strawberry dress with bows and pink plaid ruffles and lace trimevening gown inspired by the moon for stargazing
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
finished/passed all my onboarding stuff today!!!! now i’m just waiting for them to schedule me with groups of kiddos to teach!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i guess this is her desk now
stella the black cat looking very demure in my desk chair
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
need some collared greens (weed from a puppygirl)
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
doink!
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Brooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026
THERE IS NO TRANS DEBATE
THERE ARE TRANS PEOPLE AND THERE ARE FASCISTS WHO WISH TO DOMINATE
AND
ELIMINATE TRANS PEOPLE
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Dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woke up with mysterious oblique pain which means I was supposed to start for the 49ers this weekend
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 01/10/2026
in July an ICE agent killed Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero. just 6 months prior, agents abducted 100 people in 3 days during "Catch of the Day" I joined Mainers monitoring an ICE facility despite harassment, making memorials, protesting Congress, and caring for their neighbors @us.theguardian.com
theguardian.com
ICE got ‘quieter’ – then killed a father in Maine. Now watch groups are shifting their tactics too
ICE-watchers get creative after the killing of Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero, as Trump’s immigration crackdown takes a more secretive approach
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
now that’s what i call big knickers
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so obsessed with dressmaker
mixed pattern dress with red, orange, and yellow prints. the waist has gold chains and there’s a gold and pearl brooch on the hipvegetable print dress with green gingham ruffle accents and carrot shaped buttonsvelvet star print mermaid dress with a brooch at the waist and gold chain detailing at the neck, wrists, and hip
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so obsessed with dressmaker
mixed pattern dress with red, orange, and yellow prints. the waist has gold chains and there’s a gold and pearl brooch on the hipvegetable print dress with green gingham ruffle accents and carrot shaped buttonsvelvet star print mermaid dress with a brooch at the waist and gold chain detailing at the neck, wrists, and hip
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme 
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes 
I don't know what I expected
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Noctiflora 🌪️ @noctifloraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's the point right there. they intentionally use the truck as an extension of their pathetic insecurities like some 1980's character built off Reagan propaganda. they're tepid cowards who'd never act with curtesy to other humans.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the other day at like 5am i was driving normally and the person behind me turned and a motherfucker in a giant truck behind decided the speed limit wasn’t fast enough so he threw on his high beams and sped up to tail me so fucking close. i hope he drives into the kennebec
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can someone please explain to me why the majority of truck drivers in maine drive like absolute fucking assholes
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
damn seems like everyone’s pissed off today
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I GOT THE JOB!!!!! i’ll be working with littles on their reading skills and it’s FULLY REMOTE. this is a dream!!!!
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i ordered a honey rosemary bagel with vegan cream cheese and an oat milk banana bread latte to celebrate the new job
happy smiling kermit the frog
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I GOT THE JOB!!!!! i’ll be working with littles on their reading skills and it’s FULLY REMOTE. this is a dream!!!!
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
or he could have the worst game of his career whatever works yknow
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve been really struggling with my depression but today i showered for the first time in [redacted] days and i’m proud of myself
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
me and my fantasy starters manifesting everyone balling out today
bubbles from powerpuff girls in a dancing circle with a bunch of animals around a star
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pulling up to a job interview with a pot roast in hand made by my friend todd while listening to choosin texas
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
drake maye, my lord and savior, i NEED you to ball out today
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my boyfriend rearranged our living room so that he can actually watch the patriots with me on sundays because i stand up and walk up to the TV so much that he couldn’t see the game LMFAO
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve actually heard every song (yes, every one) and that makes me better than all of you
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my boyfriend rearranged our living room so that he can actually watch the patriots with me on sundays because i stand up and walk up to the TV so much that he couldn’t see the game LMFAO
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yall are all choosin texas while you should be CHOOSIN to PAY ATTENTION to the CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pulling up to a job interview with a pot roast in hand made by my friend todd while listening to choosin texas
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’ve actually heard every song (yes, every one) and that makes me better than all of you
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stella says good morning again
my black cat stella looking back at me
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