lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 2hi am a 30 year old adult who is contemplating getting an american girl lookalike doll because the inner child in my heart is yearning for one 4270
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THEY GAVE MY BOY MAYE A PROZAC PRESCRIPTION LAST WEEK AND HE IS BACK 1121
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THEY GAVE MY BOY MAYE A PROZAC PRESCRIPTION LAST WEEK AND HE IS BACK 1121
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i see so many AI baby announcements when i go on facebook now 1160
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in addition to dressmaker being super fun to play, it also has an adorable storyline with cute characters. the dialogue is chuckle-aloud funny too. so worth the $15. i’m advertising this as if they’re paying me but i just want everyone to play and enjoy this game!! 041
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026sorry yall this is a dressmaker account now i call her queen of the night and she took me like 2 hours 280
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i love this game i love this game i love this game i love this game 280
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026finished/passed all my onboarding stuff today!!!! now i’m just waiting for them to schedule me with groups of kiddos to teach! 6210
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 14/08/2023need some collared greens (weed from a puppygirl) 312223
Reposted by lizardBrooklyn Rousseau (Spooky 365, not just October) 🎃 @glamgothcollective.mu.social · 01/10/2026 51902601
Reposted by lizardDustin @dustinheron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Woke up with mysterious oblique pain which means I was supposed to start for the 49ers this weekend 271
Reposted by lizardLex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 01/10/2026in July an ICE agent killed Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero. just 6 months prior, agents abducted 100 people in 3 days during "Catch of the Day" I joined Mainers monitoring an ICE facility despite harassment, making memorials, protesting Congress, and caring for their neighbors @us.theguardian.comtheguardian.comICE got ‘quieter’ – then killed a father in Maine. Now watch groups are shifting their tactics tooICE-watchers get creative after the killing of Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero, as Trump’s immigration crackdown takes a more secretive approach 1325137
Reposted by lizardStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 17888848
Reposted by lizardNoctiflora 🌪️ @noctifloraa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that's the point right there. they intentionally use the truck as an extension of their pathetic insecurities like some 1980's character built off Reagan propaganda. they're tepid cowards who'd never act with curtesy to other humans. 231
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the other day at like 5am i was driving normally and the person behind me turned and a motherfucker in a giant truck behind decided the speed limit wasn’t fast enough so he threw on his high beams and sped up to tail me so fucking close. i hope he drives into the kennebec 2140
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026can someone please explain to me why the majority of truck drivers in maine drive like absolute fucking assholes 5170
Reposted by lizardgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film. 171532255
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I GOT THE JOB!!!!! i’ll be working with littles on their reading skills and it’s FULLY REMOTE. this is a dream!!!! 171121
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i ordered a honey rosemary bagel with vegan cream cheese and an oat milk banana bread latte to celebrate the new job 2210
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I GOT THE JOB!!!!! i’ll be working with littles on their reading skills and it’s FULLY REMOTE. this is a dream!!!! 171121
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026or he could have the worst game of his career whatever works yknow 140
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’ve been really struggling with my depression but today i showered for the first time in [redacted] days and i’m proud of myself 5170
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 19/10/2025me and my fantasy starters manifesting everyone balling out today 1471
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026pulling up to a job interview with a pot roast in hand made by my friend todd while listening to choosin texas 4465
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026drake maye, my lord and savior, i NEED you to ball out today 030
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my boyfriend rearranged our living room so that he can actually watch the patriots with me on sundays because i stand up and walk up to the TV so much that he couldn’t see the game LMFAO 1151
Reposted by lizardlizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’ve actually heard every song (yes, every one) and that makes me better than all of you 3242
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my boyfriend rearranged our living room so that he can actually watch the patriots with me on sundays because i stand up and walk up to the TV so much that he couldn’t see the game LMFAO 1151
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yall are all choosin texas while you should be CHOOSIN to PAY ATTENTION to the CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE 070
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026pulling up to a job interview with a pot roast in hand made by my friend todd while listening to choosin texas 4465
lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’ve actually heard every song (yes, every one) and that makes me better than all of you 3242
Reposted by lizardNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game. 151432191