🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 5hOh 'ello! I'm a little wooden boy and me legs are sticks! 0152
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 21hSometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation. 0132
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Good. All right, shall we go for that one? It's the only one I can really see. 093
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Retirement. You got it all sussed out, don't you? 081
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They'll never forget the eccentric pirate Bonnet and his savage, insane, vengeful, pirate horde. 03413
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You were gonna burn my face off remember? I got over that pretty quick, didn't I? 0101
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, he's wearing Blackbeard's clothes. He's on Blackbeard ship. 0131
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fifty doubloons? That's it!? I wasted her husband! That's worth a thousand doubloons at least! 0191
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There was a time when life meant something on this ship. When we lived for each other. Not just to survive. 0234
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sooo, it was a mutiny. At least mutiny adjacent. 050
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Um. So. We. Have been... exercising together. Because we want our bodies to be.... smaller. Everything's fine. 0213
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One day, all this will be yours. Not that you deserve it. Not because you've earned it, Lord knows you haven't done that, because you l u c k e d into it. What do you suppose that makes you? 071
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Lucius! Look! They've drawn him to look like a ghoul. 0122
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ya, he's definitely more disturbed than any of us. 051
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ah, the Spanish. They die quite dramatically don't they? Lots of blubbering for their God. 0143
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The sheer level of talent we have on this ship! Why are we even being pirates!? 0102
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maybe I didn't say it out loud, but I called it in my mind. 0216
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And you're scared to do anything about it. But Old Hornigold. He ain't scared. 0111
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I sewed my shoulder up once. After I'd been stabbed. 051
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Blackbeard's murdered quite a few individuals hasn't he? How does he process that? Did he ever say? 091
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lucius, write that down in the Useful Tips section— searching bodies. Wow. 0225
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's gonna be really disappointing if we kill them in self defence. 040
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You could try a little more oomph. NEXT ONE GOES THROUGH YOUR FUCKIN EYEBALL. NOW WHERE'S THE LOOT? WHERE'S THE FUCKIN LOOT?! 0244
🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The ushe. Make them repair the ship. Execute them. 0174
