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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Biffo the Bear sitting on a stool with a smug expression, drinking from a bucket of yellow fluid with a long straw, saying "I deserve this!"

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 4h

Beano #1347, May 11, 1968

Biffo, wearing an old timey naval officer's uniform, signs up for a tour of duty at the Summer Cruises Company, where he may be deployed at exotic war-torn locations such as Norway and the Mediterranean.
BIFFO: Admiral Biffo applying for the post, sir!
MAN: Very good! Here are your orders!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 19h

Beano #1822, June 18, 1977

Biffo hops up and down on one foot as he holds his other injured foot and heads right for an upturned nail on the floor. It is funny when he suffers.
BIFFO: Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 23h

Beano #1670, July 20, 1974

Biffo braces himself for the worst as his doctor examines him to find out what terrible sickness he has.
DOCTOR: Hm! I think I know your trouble.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Beano #561, April 18, 1953

Biffo shoves a sharp stick up a hobo's bunghole as a giant strip of bacon leaps from a nearby bush.
HOBO: Careful there!
BIFFO: S-sorry!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Beano #1266, October 22, 1966

Biffo shows up with his little popgun at Empty-Eyed Horror Buster's house, and Empty-Eyed Horror Buster is eager to get his gun and go a-shootin' as well.
BIFFO: Hi, Buster! I'm off to a shooting contest down the river.
EMPTY-EYED HORROR BUSTER: Wait a bit. I'll get my gun and come, too.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Beano #1265, October 15, 1966

Biffo recoils in horror at something lurking behind him.
BIFFO: Oh, no!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Beano #2208, November 10, 1984

Biffo's wrist has gone limp and flaccid due to Repetitive Stress Injuries sustained knitting clothing for all the zoo animals.
BIFFO: I wish someone would knit me a sling! Now I've got "knitter's wrist"!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Beano #349, November 27, 1948

Biffo leaps into the air and displays the soles of his feet as he is attacked by a Sewer Serpent.

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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

dear the beano, bring back biffo as the mascot you cowards sincerely, john

My lovely redraw of the bear man who imbibes the piss

He turns to stare at you, eyes telling with divilment

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Beano #1100, August 17, 1963

Biffo buys the dismembered remains of a tree from a man surrounded by sobbing birds.
BIFFO: I'll buy that timber, sir.
MAN: O.K.
BIRDS: Sob!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Biffo has got his head stuck in the wall and he cannot get out, no matter how much he struggles. He is totally helpless.
BIFFO: Grunt! Ooyah! I'm stuck!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Beano #1244, May 21, 1966

Buster is wondering if Biffo is concerned about getting stuck while doing whatever it is he is planning on doing, but Biffo is unafraid.
BUSTER: But aren't you frightened of getting stuck?
BIFFO: I've never been stuck yet.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Beano #1061, November 17, 1962

Biffo has been trading Japanese Wrestling Tapes online as he channels his inner Atsushi Onita and Thunder Fire Powerbombs Buster.
BUSTER: Wow!
BIFFO: Hup!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Beano #1722, July 19, 1975

Biffo is killed in a horrible bicycle accident.
BIFFO: HELP!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Beano #2239, June 15, 1985

Biffo is surrounded on all sides by enraged zoo animals.
BIFFO: Eh? What's wrong?

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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

BIFFO: I wish circus clowns didn't wear such big shoes!
CLOWN: And I wish repulsive bears wore any shoes at all, but we don't always get what we want

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This just rocked up on Facebook. 1954.

An old Beano book. Biffo is hanging from a branch with one hand while a person of colour saws away at the branch like the fucking hero that he is. Dennis the Menace, clearly in cahoots with the saw-wielder, waits on the ground with a lobster.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Beano #1125, February 8, 1964

Biffo's loathsome nephews cannot resist the temptation to tickle his musty feet as he relaxes on his couch.
BIFFO: Eugh!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Beano #590, November 7, 1953

Buster steals the powder from Biffo's squibs to make squibs of his own. He does this by pouring loose gunpowder directly into his schoolbag.
BUSTER: Huh! I can use the powder in these squibs to make squibs of my own.

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stuaa.bsky.social @stuaa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The photo of John Lennon doing a funny walk with Biffo in his rubber suit superimposed over Lennon, with his pose looking kinda similar

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Beano #1915, March 31, 1979

Biffo stomps around wearing some kind of shiny rubber pervert suit.
BUSTER: Going diving, Biffo?
BIFFO (ominously): No....

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Beano #852, November 15, 1958

Biffo lies dead at the entrance to the hospital, surrounded by scattered petals from the bouquet of flowers he was carrying. Hospital staff attempt to tend to him, but it is too late.
MAN CARRYING STRETCHER: We'd better get him inside, nurse.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Beano #767, March 30, 1957

Biffo gets a job as a shoe shine boy and immediately regrets it as a clown forces him to polish his comically oversized clown shoes.
BIFFO (thinking): I wish circus clowns didn't wears such big shoes!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Beano #1527, October 23, 1971

Biffo gets Splodged right in front of the Garden Fete, but fortunately(?) his feet are still visible.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Beano #1195, June 12, 1965

Biffo is excited to finally be on TV as he runs to the hospital.
BIFFO: Now's my chance to get myself on TV.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Beano #779, June 22, 1957

Buster stands WAY too close to the camera as he explains how he greased Biffo's pole, causing him to break his neck.
BUSTER: See? I greased it!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Beano #2025, May 9, 1981

Buster is astonished at Biffo's table greeting him while Biffo sits in his chair in an unresponsive stupor.
BIFFO'S TABLE: Hi, Buster!
BUSTER: Wow!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Beano #669, May 14, 1955

Biffo's clothing is devoured by an ostrich and Buster comments on how miserable Biffo's life is and always will be.
BIFFO: Ow! What's next? Now it's eating the clothes line and washing!
BUSTER: Biffo's story doesn't have a happy ending!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Beano #1060, November 10, 1962

Biffo has an Idea

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Beano #542, December 6, 1952

Biffo attempts to get revenge on a wayward stone in the road using mysterious machinery borrowed from a road worker. Apparently you can just ask them to let you use their equipment and they will give it to you. Try it yourself sometime!
BIFFO: Here's that stone I tripped over.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Beano #802, November 30, 1957

Biffo's Granny will not allow him to go to The Big Skating Contest until she is finished knitting his enormous red and yellow scarf.
BIFFO'S GRANNY: You can't go to your skating contest till I've finished this scarf to keep you warm.
BIFFO: Well hurry up please, Granny. The contest starts at 2 P.M.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Beano #1615, June 30, 1973

Biffo takes his malignant nephews out to the highlands for a walk through the wilderness, where nothing can possibly happen to them, for there is no safer place than an uninhabited woodland.
BIFFO: They can't get up to much mischief out in the open-- I hope!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Beano #1085, May 4, 1963

Biffo causes a terrible accident on the stairs at school when he straddles the railing with his disgusting crotch and slides down, causing a pileup of mangled Middle-Aged Child bodies in his wake.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Beano #581, September 5, 1953

Biffo, waiting for the bus to take him to school, wonders what it inside of Buster's suspiciously body-sized schoolbag.
BIFFO: Gosh! That must be the world's biggest schoolbag. What's inside it, Buster?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Beano #747, November 10, 1956

Biffo strolls down the street reading his "Beano Book" unaware that all the things he reads in the book come true in real life.
BIFFO: ...And people get their feet stuck in treacle-- What a laugh!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Beano #1056, October 13, 1962

Biffo appears in a man's window and cools his bowl of disgusting slop with an outboard motor.
BIFFO: Allow me to cool it for you, sir!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Beano #2151, October 8, 1983

Biffo emerges from the Toy Shop carrying a shopping bag and inviting Buster along, who gormlessly scratches his chin and emanates a question mark from his head. The perspective of the drawing and positioning of Buster's question mark emanata makes it look like there is a Super Mario Bros. question block in the shop window.
BIFFO: Come and see the fun, Buster.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Beano #1916, April 7, 1979

Biffo is foiled at cricket by a duck stealing the ball. His loathsome nephews ROAST him for it.
BUSTER: Howzat!
LOATHSOME NEPHEW: Ho-ho! That's you out BY a duck, Uncle Biffo!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Biffo has shaved all of the hair from his body using an enormous electric shaver hooked up to a car battery. Piles of his hair trimmings cover the floor, and Biffo shivers as his body heat quickly escapes through his newly-hairless skin. A Funny Joke caption points to him, saying "Biffo the Bare!" alluding to his fleshy hairlessness.
BIFFO: I'm never gonna muck about with a battery shaver again! Brr!

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Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Biffo's suspenders have snagged on a tree branch, popping their buttons and somehow causing his shorts to fly off by themselves as he falls to the ground. Buster looks on with an expression of grim resignation.
BIFFO: M-my buttons have burst!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Dandy Comic Library Special 30

Biffo has lost all of his hair in an unfortunate vacuum cleaner sucking incident.
BIFFO: Powerful beast, this-- It's as bad as that accident I had with the electric razor!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Dandy Comic Library Special #53

Despite it being a hot summer day, Biffo goes outdoors wearing a full winter getup, including hat and scarf. Buster gasps and calls him "Biffers". He should never call him "Biffers". No one should ever call him "Biffers".
BUSTER: Gasp! Why all the gear on a scorcher like today, Biffers?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Beano #1305, July 22, 1967

Biffo's malignant nephews Cuddly and Dudley are launched into a trough of pig swill.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Beano #673, June 11, 1955

Buster cackles at Biffo from behind his fence as a group of Surly Blokes line up and sit on the ground with their feet elevated on a bench so Biffo can patch the holes in their disgusting socks.
BUSTER: Ho! Ho! Ho! Who's filling in holes now?

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Beano #2055, December 5, 1981

Biffo stares unsettlingly at Buster as he plays his Poorly-Drawn Violin very badly.

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Beano #1567, July 29, 1972

A Pervert shouts into one of the horns of Biffo's Viking helmet while Buster portrays the Worst Asterix Ever. An unrelated pair of Middle-Aged Children gawk and cackle nearby.
PERVERT: The award for the best actor goes to Biffo the Bear!
BIFFO: Oh, goody!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Beano #1231, February 19, 1966

Biffo is almost killed by a log smashing through his wall, but he is more concerned about his Auntie Gertie's painting being ruined.
BIFFO: Agh! There goes Auntie Gertie's picture!

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Beano #1073, February 9, 1963

Biffo tries to unmangle a mangled man and sticks his disgusting rancid foot in the man's face in the process.
MANGLED MAN: I was rehearsing for my act at the theatre tonight and I've been overdoing it a bit.

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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Actually, that works better

Biffo has solved the cold water problem by farting.
BIFFO: I've solved the cold water problem – *fart!* *fart!* *fart* *fart*

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Beano #764, March 9, 1957

Biffo (laden with large containers of eggs, flour, milk, and other supplies) and Buster (carrying a gun) are going camping, with Biffo planning to subsist solely on pancake for the duration, while Buster prefers to consume the flesh of freshly-killed game.
BIFFO: We're going camping. I'm going to live off pancakes.
BUSTER: Huh! I'll shoot all the food I require!