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@turbl.es
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Keep all your potatoes in one room in a big fuck-off pile. they/them dumbass gaybo aries gendermess CowboyandCricket.com Letterboxd: boxd.it/4cq4p Greatest hits: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lahu62iyk…

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turbles @turbl.es · 3h
Always a good sign when the paper of record changes its headlines to click bait
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turbles @turbl.es · 4h
Absolutely fuckin wild thing about the Greek countryside - there’s just caves. Like you can look at the side of a mountain and it’s got little doors into it like a fucking MMO.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 17h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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turbles @turbl.es · 9h
Idk how but no matter what time it is here in Greece it’s 1am back home
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turbles @turbl.es · 9h
Lovely bits of a roadside stop
Corinth canal 
Raspberry vanilla OreosOregano lays Hell energy drink strawberry banana flavor
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turbles @turbl.es · 29/09/2026
This is real, somehow
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Ben Winters @benwinters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that chatbot doing that unsafe/violative thing is not it 'going rogue' or an 'unfortunate incident of unintended consequences,' it’s the logical and devastating consequences of an unsafe product put out by irresponsible companies that have been conditioned to believe consequences dont exist for them
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turbles @turbl.es · 28/09/2026
I am in Athens which is to say I’ve been stuck on the runway for 30 minutes
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
When I get some distance from it I’m gonna tell y’all how a very rich and important man lost a huge contract because of how much he hated me this week
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Nobody in my row………….. I am gonna be able to stretch out for 9 hours 😭😭😭
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
I am gonna get on a plane in about 10 minutes and it’s going to take me to Athens
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Still has 100% more legs than the last avatars they had
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Guy Pradel @pradaldi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My gift for you, there is now a second scanned Dymo font on the Internet Archive ! archive.org/details/dymo...
All the characters of the Dymo embossing labeller, this one is more square !
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
We’re all very old and proud to not know this song
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
My flight has literally been delayed because Donald Trump is running late for his golf tournament
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Flight pushed 2.5 hours 5 minutes from boarding 👍
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
Wondering if so many people would be talking to me despite my earbuds if I had worn my “TEETH” shirt
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
I am near a very loud man and I hate him
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turbles @turbl.es · 27/09/2026
430am is not a real time for real people
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turbles @turbl.es · 26/09/2026
I played no man’s sky too long I got mad motion sick so then I’d didn’t eat my blueberry pancakes and now I am having late dinner pancakes with a side of melatonin
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turbles @turbl.es · 25/09/2026
What movies should I download for my two separate 10 hour flights? No drama or comedy please and last 5 years maybe ? What have i missed?
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turbles @turbl.es · 25/09/2026
Watching the swiftest dissect a new song with all its “call backs” to previous songs knowing that girly isn’t referencing her own work she’s just only ever thought of 3 good turns of phrase
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turbles @turbl.es · 25/09/2026
First leg of the eras tour was the last time I liked Taylor Swift but I think it was just that women needed an excuse to get together and screamsing
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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turbles @turbl.es · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swifts metaphors have completely fallen apart
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Gijs Brekelmans @gys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's the video by the way: bsky.app/profile/roel...
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turbles @turbl.es · 24/09/2026
Relevant to my last repost - there are a million reasons to hate the way tech has gone in the last 5 years but one of my biggest aches about it is having to leave the places that still have memories (and archives) of Rades
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Gulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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turbles @turbl.es · 24/09/2026
I was not going for anything this bright but I guess I’ll be the guy with pink hair in the acropolis next week
Bright pink hair like magenta maybe
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turbles @turbl.es · 24/09/2026
Eggers baby I love you but we can’t keep doing this just for the sake of doing it unless you want to do more horror in which case do whatever
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
Mistakenly
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
The second to last one is the sentence you say to dismantle booktok from the inside
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
Yo remember how the Los Angeles Queens are the WPBL champs ? 🥰🥰🥰
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
Sobbing tears of joy for ayami sato
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
Shashton you’re so gay ilusm
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
Nothing matters only women’s baseball
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
AYAMI SATO BABY
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turbles @turbl.es · 23/09/2026
LETS GO QUEENS !!!! WPBL CHAMPS !!! HOW ABOUT THAT CROWN BABY !!!!
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turbles @turbl.es · 22/09/2026
See ?
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turbles @turbl.es · 22/09/2026
This isn’t slop it’s it Gen Z humor ??
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turbles @turbl.es · 22/09/2026
the best part of a new game is learning if the game has fall damage
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turbles @turbl.es · 22/09/2026
idk who andrew is but he's amazing
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turbles @turbl.es · 22/09/2026
Books is better than anything else
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turbles @turbl.es · 21/09/2026
He’s booty toochin
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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knight of the Cool S
Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose
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turbles @turbl.es · 21/09/2026
Sean and Erica from couples therapy
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Ryan O'Horo @ryanohoro.com · 21/09/2026
et voilà, a portrait of Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock, rendered from leaked Flock license plate camera images. Plates were redacted before rendering.
Bust of a man, outdoors. In the background, sky, telephone pole, Flock safety camera and solar panel. Rendered from a mosaic of smaller images.Tight zoom of a mosaic of license plate camera images featuring a swath of red vehicles and an empty street in other areas.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Beca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A screenshot from Threads from the earthwindandfire official account that only says ✨ Tomorrow ✨
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