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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sept 30 oct 1
nathan fielder in an oversized suit from Nathan For Youa grizzled, older nathan fielder from the trailer for You Can See Everything (2026)
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Paul Cooper @paulmmcooper.com · 07/09/2026
It's so cool we have this depiction from just after 1066, and then this photograph 920 years later in 1986.
A photo of Halley's comet from the 80s
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/09/2026
ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote:
Handwritten notecard. Prompt at the top asks: What object was most devastating for you to lose, and how have you been coping? Answer below: Dentures. Were thrown away and coping isn't somthing I can do. It’s made me feel ugly, unworthy, can’t go get a job with no teeth. So how can get off the streets until another pair can be made?
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Woodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He took this one too :)
Two little girls sit on the sill of a huge open window. They face towards the room. Unseen behind them, giant-sized head of Snoopy (an inflatable balloon) looms, filling the entire area visible through the window.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have banged my shin on fortune's coffee table in the dark room of life
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’m certainly not a Linux bro, but I feel like this is kind of like making a peanut butter sandwich sound like a complex systems intervention involving iterative bread-based substrate optimization, protein-delivery mechanisms, and stakeholder engagement across multiple layers of the lunch ecosystem.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You want to keep this going big boy? I know your type your the troll type who wants me to block you. If I do that you win but if you block me you know I win. Well I got news I’m not as dumb as you think not letting some 30+ year old neckbeard get under my skin nope. I know I’m better than you
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/03/2026
I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!
From the article: 
"I think that until the bubble bursts, AI will be used by quite a few game companies, and perhaps even beyond the bubble," says Brandon Sheffield of Necrosoft Games, which released the RPG Demonschool last year. "Look, I am not a fool – I understand that AI has some uses. Primary among those being the devaluing of work, the cheapening of labour, the laying off of creatives, and the generation of busywork for humans to fix whatever AI generates."

"It's also useful for burning through water, raising the prices of RAM and chipsets globally, and poisoning anyone near the data centres that run them. So there are a lot of use cases for AI. From spurring on the death of the creative endeavour to dissolving our economy, AI is absolutely gangbusters at what it does. We don't use it in our studio though."
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 06/03/2026
This is a real video from the official White House account on a war that is currently killing people. I don’t know how the US is going to come back from this. The post was “JUSTICE THE AMERICAN WAY. 🇺🇸 🔥”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere.
'Blessed are the merciful' in a courtroom?
'Blessed are the peacemakers' in the Pentagon? Give me a break!
Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 09/02/2026
Daily Bread. Quebec, Canada, 1977 Photo by Alain Le Garsmeur
man with two bags of bread, he appears happy as he stands on a slush and snowy street. he is smoking behind him is his van.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
me finally owning a home in a walkable neighborhood when im too old to walk
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
 _________________________________________________
 FRED BIERY
 UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026
Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 24/01/2026
ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage. Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
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Pacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 22/01/2026
Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence. On Jan 21, 2026 Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis #MPLS #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
VIOLENT DHS / ICE OFFICER - ARMED AND DANGEROUS
TYLER GRAMLIN
SUSPECTED KIDNAPPER/TERRORIST
Borden, IN CBP
Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, IN is a Border Patrol Agent who has traveled from state to state committing extreme violence.
In Jan 2026, Gramlin emptied a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a prone protester at point-blank range in Minneapolis.
Spray attack 1/21/26
Before spray attack
DISCLAIMER: Ths is a community warning only. All info is from public sources and may be incomplete or inaccurate. We make no legal claims as to guilt. We condemn all threats,
violence, harassment, or sharing private info including addresses, phone
numbers, or familv member info. The First Amendment protects documentation of suspected official misconduct.
DO NOT APPROACH OR ATTEMPT TO APPREHEND THIS INDIVIDUAL.Gramlin's hand emptying a can of pepper spray directly in the face of a protester who is restrained on the ground
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child
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John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/01/2026
📸 by Christopher Katsarov
A Border Patrol agent in a balaclava and green tactical uniform is falling backwards onto the icy pavement. His tailbone is hitting the ground, his boots are up in the air and his arms are splayed out in a V shape to break his fall. The photo looks to be taken from about 5ft from the agent
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Mel, the Herohom ( • `ω´ • ) ➡️ FFXIV Fanfest 🇯🇵 @herohommel.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I've waited 3 years to make this post
screenshot of tweet saying "who the fuck is playing pokemon in antarctica" with a trade partner in antarcticaphoto of me in antarctica playing my switch. adelie penguins are in the backgroundphoto of me in antarctica playing my switch, with pokemon legends z-a. adelie penguins are in the background.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/12/2025
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer theonion.com/grandchildren-politely…
Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer

Kids Say They’re Okay Without Tale From Director Of ‘The Fly’
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
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ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/11/2025
Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 14/11/2025
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
A panel from Watchmen no. 4 drawn by Dave Gibbons. Script by Alan Moore.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo partyMan with his face in his hand at cuomo partyWoman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down
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Luigi "The Adjuster" Mangione @kwh561.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/11/2025
rorshach from Watchmen saying the crazy shit this heritage foundation guy says
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I am le tired @runnerlane.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.
Blue Jays Clement Sliding home with some pizazz.A raccoon showing some pizazz.
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads 

They Oz you up, your mandyias.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They give you vast and trunkless legs
A sunken shattered visage too.
But they were Ozzed up in their turn
By Mandyias upon the sand
Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command.
Oz hands on mandyias to man.
Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can
Ye mighty and despair yourself
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 18/10/2025
you: taylor swift needs to address criticisms that her lyrics are heteronormative morality tales aimed at reifying tradwife narratives in an age of reemergent fascism tectonic plate sandwiched between the continental crust and the earth's mantle: *shifts imperceptibly
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty

superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowdSmithers whispers in Mr. Burns's earMr. Burns pushes Smithers awayNancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger

superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
08 Sep 2025
Heathcliff quietly drives a ham car (a car made out of a large ham) while wearing a helmet that says Ham, next to a sign that reads "Ham Limit 25". Two people on the sidewalk watch him pass, and one of them says "The electric ham barely makes a sound."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
film flubs: in the movie spartacus (1960), several different characters identify themselves as spartacus. this scene was mistakenly left in the final cut of the film
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/05/2025
nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/04/2025
And1 more thing
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