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i prefer lee van cleef

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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I expect the Harry Potter show will be popular, at least for a while, and the extremism of the author will be minimized. If this comes to pass, I suggest practicing these phrases: "No, I haven't heard about it." "Isn't that for, uh, 11 year olds?" "So... you're really still into that? Uh. OK."
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blippy @blippy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Joe Rogan's podcast is the #2 destination of guys who have gone to Epstein Island. #1 being Epstein Island
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Joe Rogan thinks that Mamdani is a psychopath but the 10 guys that he knows that is in the Epstein files are normal
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The Republican Party is like one of those things where the police announce that a bunch of guys that owe child support have won a prize and then arrest them when they come to claim it but for rounding up pedophiles and perverts
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
One of the keys to dodging posters madness is remembering that some people don't check every reply to their posts and decide to like or not like it, because they are Normal
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Bringus Studios @batarong.com · 17/11/2025
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain. REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access. TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing!
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Put. The. Burger. Down!
A Burger King sign that says “now hiring closers”Alec Baldwin in the movie Glengarry Glenn Ross
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Strzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 31/01/2025
Found a rat with the face of a human man. He said please I'm Matt Yglesias I have been forsaken I am a human being help me, and I threw that man rat hybrid directly into a deep fryer and I kept running until my leg gave out. I know I did the right thing.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :
huffpost.com
22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I won't say it but you can think it
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
or, in shorter form leftists get scolded about how they need to have perfect optics and they shouldn't expect to get ahead with anything less; centrist and party sycophants think they should get to tell everybody "suck my dick, fuck you" for optics and this to have no impact on their support
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
acab includes this piece a shit
plush police kirby
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slickslippy @slxslippy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
no, keep talking, i'm up playing
box cover of an old PC game called 'Die Fugger II'
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ow! my balls!: special victims unit
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brendle @brendle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Never forget
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paulryanfatnutsjutsu
i just drink blood dude
@LevarBurzum
Grimes is the result of a years-long operation by a team of accelerationists to see how much damage to western society they could cause by sending boxxy to Juilliard

7:06 PM • 27 Jun 18
smeasel
I gotta go google 3 of these things brb

smeasel
yeah this is pretty funny

Source: paulryanfatnutsjutsu
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ading.dev @ading.dev · 13/01/2025
I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
a lesson people oughta take from the rise of bluesky is that buying into anybody's claimed hegemony online is dopey. Facebook didn't used to exist, neither did Instagram or TikTok or any of this stuff. as soon as any platform starts to stink no sentimental attachment is practical or good. bail ASAP
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Remember, the two things that you need to know for a good wrestling feud. 1. Whys he mad 2. What’s his powers
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
*knock on door* “Sir have you found Jesus?” Uh, no. Goodbye. *shuts door* *Jesus steps out from behind door with gun* Good answer
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 23/12/2024
You guys wanna see a dead body?
A screenshot of a bluesky exchange 

Will Stancil: because every time I quote you, you detach it? The context is clear enough 
Bryce Youngquist: understand, will most people, unlike you, have not spent their entire lives floating off daddy's money while they go to grad school for the 18th time. 
your lack of understanding of how people experience economic hardship is why the only part of your district you won was the rich white racist part 
Will Stancil: honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face 
Bryce Youngquist: what, are your rich, buttery tears going to leave stains on my clothing
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/12/2024
Listening to “Bonzo Goes to Bitburg” and remembering that nothing changes
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Send our boy a Christmas card: Luigi Mangione 52503-511 MDC Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center P.O. Box 329002 Brooklyn, NY 11232.
Name: LUIGI NICHOLAS MANGIONE
Register Number: 52503-511
Age: 26
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: UNKNOWN
Located At: MDC Brooklyn
Use the address below to send
correspondence and parcels to inmates.
INMATE NAME & REGISTER NUMBER
MDC BROOKLYN
METROPOLITAN DETENTION CENTER
P.O. BOX 329002
BROOKLYN, NY 11232
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/12/2024
everyone got super mad at me at the time. i muted it and didn't see any of it but i am aware it happened. anyways her job is being Medic in a squad-based multiplayer shooter game based on Cocoon that has insider trading mechanics
a post reading "i would love to ask nancy pelosi to explain in her own words what she thinks her job is." 

it is a quote-retweet of a post by @heatherscope that says "Pelosi asked about Trump’s Bible photo op last night. She goes and grabs her own bible and is now reading from it. "
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シノ @shinobu.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
lol, lmao rip bozo
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Someone advise Luigi to start a Luigi For President PAC and announce he’s running in 2028. That will handcuff the efforts of the FBI and DOJ until at least October 2027.
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
K.A. Applegate > J.K. Rowling
K.A. Applegate wearing "protect trans kids" shirt.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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The Cork Coypu @corkcoypu.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The Pope is just back from the vet
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/12/2024
I'm ready to dominate the Christmas potluck
recipe for PEANUT BUTTER SOUP
submitted by Mrs. Grace Marshall, Everett, Wash.
QUICK AND NUTRITIOUS
2 heaping tablespoons peanut butter
1 teaspoon grated onion

add 1 cup cold water, stir until smooth and cook for 10 minutes over slow fire. Then add 3/4 cup Borden's Irradiated Evaporated Milk.  Stir until well mixed and heated through.  Season with salt to taste.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is what Tim Pool did in real life
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
they seem to think we were sitting in here for 18 months with the lights off like a surprise birthday party waiting for them to show up
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I’m glad the blue wave grifters have come over here and decided that they run things because they did the same thing on Twitter and that was when some of the funniest meltdowns of all time happened
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Biden, finishing the book on Jan 19, 2025: damn this khalidi guy has some good points. Never saw it like that before. Someone should do something about this
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
ME: posts “i am going to overdose on gas station dick pills and use my boner to vault my body into a volcano” SOME DIPSHIT WHO JUST STOPPED RIDING ELON MUSK’S BABYDICK IN THE PAST MONTH WITH NO LESS THAN 60 FLAG EMOJIS IN THEIR BIO: that’s not physically possible
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