Reposted by slickslippyEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I expect the Harry Potter show will be popular, at least for a while, and the extremism of the author will be minimized. If this comes to pass, I suggest practicing these phrases: "No, I haven't heard about it." "Isn't that for, uh, 11 year olds?" "So... you're really still into that? Uh. OK." 19624150
Reposted by slickslippyblippy @blippy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Joe Rogan's podcast is the #2 destination of guys who have gone to Epstein Island. #1 being Epstein Island 329934
Reposted by slickslippy🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Joe Rogan thinks that Mamdani is a psychopath but the 10 guys that he knows that is in the Epstein files are normal 429319
Reposted by slickslippy🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026The Republican Party is like one of those things where the police announce that a bunch of guys that owe child support have won a prize and then arrest them when they come to claim it but for rounding up pedophiles and perverts 522726
Reposted by slickslippyPabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025One of the keys to dodging posters madness is remembering that some people don't check every reply to their posts and decide to like or not like it, because they are Normal 3242
Reposted by slickslippyBringus Studios @batarong.com · 17/11/2025Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based 5239141056
Reposted by slickslippyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/11/2025TRUMP: You're a dickless moron, and I think I'll order you shot in the brain. REPORTER: (to self) Can't retort, important to keep access. TRUMP: Back to what I was saying… Bing bong, bing bong. I hear sounds like, tk tk ksshhaaa. All day long. Bing bong! Pa pa pa pa pa. They go shhoooo. Bing bing! 324330
Reposted by slickslippy🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water 313598384
Reposted by slickslippyBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed 3481390
Reposted by slickslippyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/03/2025scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about 17391941414
Reposted by slickslippyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/02/2025U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death 1122691497
Reposted by slickslippymark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Put. The. Burger. Down! 51177
Reposted by slickslippyStrzyga, Flesh Enjoyer @evilgoblin.wedding · 31/01/2025Found a rat with the face of a human man. He said please I'm Matt Yglesias I have been forsaken I am a human being help me, and I threw that man rat hybrid directly into a deep fryer and I kept running until my leg gave out. I know I did the right thing. 315118
Reposted by slickslippyhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :huffpost.com22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: LawsuitCole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx. 158111583928
Reposted by slickslippyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 29/01/2025The people who didn’t vote withheld their support not because they thought it was going to make something happen; people couldn’t stomach casting a vote for someone they knew wasn’t going to make anything happen but more death. 2484253478
Reposted by slickslippyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I won't say it but you can think it 1994979775
Reposted by slickslippyColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 26/01/2025or, in shorter form leftists get scolded about how they need to have perfect optics and they shouldn't expect to get ahead with anything less; centrist and party sycophants think they should get to tell everybody "suck my dick, fuck you" for optics and this to have no impact on their support 111317
Reposted by slickslippy🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 26/01/2025acab includes this piece a shit 6565
Reposted by slickslippyNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23/01/2025ow! my balls!: special victims unit 1402
Reposted by slickslippybrendle @brendle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment. 353702871
Reposted by slickslippyJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people 9091571651
Reposted by slickslippyading.dev @ading.dev · 13/01/2025I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do... 7040841908
Reposted by slickslippyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that" 323332077986
Reposted by slickslippythe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/01/2025a lesson people oughta take from the rise of bluesky is that buying into anybody's claimed hegemony online is dopey. Facebook didn't used to exist, neither did Instagram or TikTok or any of this stuff. as soon as any platform starts to stink no sentimental attachment is practical or good. bail ASAP 985226746
Reposted by slickslippy🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Remember, the two things that you need to know for a good wrestling feud. 1. Whys he mad 2. What’s his powers 1733
Reposted by slickslippyDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 02/12/2023*knock on door* “Sir have you found Jesus?” Uh, no. Goodbye. *shuts door* *Jesus steps out from behind door with gun* Good answer 151277266
Reposted by slickslippy"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃🐶🎃 $380/$700 @garaktailor.com · 23/12/2024You guys wanna see a dead body? 431979352
Reposted by slickslippySam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 23/12/2024Listening to “Bonzo Goes to Bitburg” and remembering that nothing changes 71425
Reposted by slickslippyKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Send our boy a Christmas card: Luigi Mangione 52503-511 MDC Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center P.O. Box 329002 Brooklyn, NY 11232. 441272443
Reposted by slickslippyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/12/2024everyone got super mad at me at the time. i muted it and didn't see any of it but i am aware it happened. anyways her job is being Medic in a squad-based multiplayer shooter game based on Cocoon that has insider trading mechanics 772559
Reposted by slickslippyThe Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Someone advise Luigi to start a Luigi For President PAC and announce he’s running in 2028. That will handcuff the efforts of the FBI and DOJ until at least October 2027. 25606151
Reposted by slickslippyCerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024K.A. Applegate > J.K. Rowling 7881051810
Reposted by slickslippyThe Cork Coypu @corkcoypu.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The Pope is just back from the vet 1426038
Reposted by slickslippyGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/12/2024I'm ready to dominate the Christmas potluck 2732547
Reposted by slickslippyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/12/2024This is what Tim Pool did in real life 230114
Reposted by slickslippydaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/11/2024they seem to think we were sitting in here for 18 months with the lights off like a surprise birthday party waiting for them to show up 0111
Reposted by slickslippy🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’m glad the blue wave grifters have come over here and decided that they run things because they did the same thing on Twitter and that was when some of the funniest meltdowns of all time happened 22133778
Reposted by slickslippyBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Biden, finishing the book on Jan 19, 2025: damn this khalidi guy has some good points. Never saw it like that before. Someone should do something about this 017420
Reposted by slickslippyhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 27/11/2024ME: posts “i am going to overdose on gas station dick pills and use my boner to vault my body into a volcano” SOME DIPSHIT WHO JUST STOPPED RIDING ELON MUSK’S BABYDICK IN THE PAST MONTH WITH NO LESS THAN 60 FLAG EMOJIS IN THEIR BIO: that’s not physically possible 512824