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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I had a terrible time at Jurassic Park-Toledo!!

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Reminder to hold on to your physical media

Reddit post: “So I sold my copy of Lego Marvel 2013 years ago but now I'm wondering what happens when you skydive off the Helicarrier as Professor X? Can't find it on Google or YouTube.”

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

After years of grainy video, this is the best footage we have of him yet. Urban legend my ass.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wrote some jokes about how bad the vibes are on the next console generation

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m not worried about AI. It will never replace me (I give shitty haircuts at a Supercuts)

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Great news! I finally escaped the NFT my old techbro boss locked me in like I was General Zod. It was cold and I missed my family!

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 18/08/2026

Capcom announced that Street Fighter II players will now be able to dismantle a Tesla Cybertruck with their fists. paletteswap.site/dif...

HEADLINE: Updated Steet Fighter Bonus Level Will Let You Fuck Up a Cybertruck.

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 17/08/2026

The FCC has announced that every streamer should get one of the good shows, even if you’ve never heard of some of the services. paletteswap.site/dif...

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

here’s a little video i posted on the other dozen apps 🤗

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Watching a line cook, a hostess, and the manager do cocaine in the walk-in while his recon person loses a fight at the pool table

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I wish GG Allin would’ve lived long enough to have had Instagram and do a Tiny Desk

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: Mike Rogers is a guy who wants to put a data center in your backyard so he can feel a bit more manly by making an AI video. If you want a senator who's gonna lick some boots, go vote for Rogers. But if you want a senator who's going to stand up to Trump, you've got your option.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Imagine if Elon got into the NBA and started tweeting shit like “I will slam dunk a basketball by 2030.”

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 29/07/2026

According to Christopher Nolan, the IMAX 70mm version of ‘The Odyssey’ is inferior to screenings on Frank’s 2000″ TV. paletteswap.site/dif...

HEADLINE: Christopher Nolan Insists Best Way to Watch ‘The Odyssey’ Will Be On Frank’s 2000 Inch TV From The Weird Al Song.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

LeBron is one step closer to dunking on his son in a game

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Before they were The California Raisins, they were….

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Revisiting this banger and Mario does the Weapons run lmao

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Jon Taffer watching me grab a hot burger off the grill and try to flip it with my hands

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

References on a job app are wild. "Please tell us about a few strangers that like you."

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Might fuck around and blaze my glory later

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Emanuel Perez @perezsez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Mario just like me fr

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 20/07/2026

Magic: the Gathering reveals a new card set inspired by Another 48 Hrs. starring Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. paletteswap.site/dif...

HEADLINE: Wizards of the Coast Announces Magic Expansion Based on ‘Another 48 Hrs.’

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"Infinity Vision" are special glasses that make it look like Robert Downey Jr plays all the parts

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Michigan air quality and food both dangerous right now. Pray for our Faygo supply.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

People hate on AI, but it's being used to solve some of the big 21st century problems like "You can't find an artist anywhere" and "There is too much water all over the place" and "My uncle can't use photoshop" and "Some of the videos I see don't look like nightmares"

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Covered the latest tech blunder for Palette Swap!

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me: I like when a free agent just signs somewhere and doesn’t make it a whole song and dance Lebron:

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Lebron James Dancing

ALT: Lebron James Dancing

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Covered the latest tech blunder for Palette Swap!

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

you wouldn't believe what happened to me the other day ----- I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened To Me

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I’m Familiar Enough With ‘Under Siege’ That I Was Prepared When The Movie’s Exact Events Happened…

I always considered 1992’s Under Siege a mediocre action movie, nothing more. That was before it saved my life.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Produce getting people sick in my state. Better survive on coffee and weed all month, to be safe.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

“Well, everyone knows that eggs do not lay eggs. What this book presupposes is… maybe they do?”

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I feel like that old phrase could just be “Don’t pee on my leg.”

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just talked to Mitch McConnell. He said he’s feeling fine and that when my friends arrive at the Death Star the deflector shield will be quite operational.

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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It’s a big club and you ain’t in it