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SlingbladeWilly

@slingbladewilly.bsky.social
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Enabler, goofball, designer, and overcommitted hobbyist in Maine

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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish America hunted pedophiles as aggressively as it hunts brown men trying to get to work at 7am
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Irony is dead.
Photo of flock ceo garret langley. He  doesn’t like his photo being shared.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pony boy
Photo of a 7oz pint bottle of miller high life
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People at concerts suck
Some assholes who need to stand in front of everyone and look at their phones videotaping a concert that’s happening in front of them.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Steely Dan’s Josie is peak white man’s overbite.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That group of anonymous Latin American meat packing glitterati turned out to be bigger trouble than we initially thought
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nothing has enshittified worse in the past couple months more than Netflix. I mean outside streaming services plenty has, but still.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
More like Haggah Montana
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Can you Hamnot
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 02/03/2026
Huh. Turns out that Wind & Solar energy supplies aren't affected by geopolitics led by fools.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22/02/2026
Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This, is a glorious photos of GI at their near-happiest. Taking a load off, with chow.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2023
before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Still from the Civil War movie with Jesse Plemons' scene. Caption says:"What Halftime Show Did You Watch?"
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Gaiman's case dismissed - what a time to be a pedo/assaulter.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Is there a more punchable face than Bill Maher's? I think not.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
These subhuman freaks are utterly unable to handle dissent and activism. Keep doing it.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Reading the sort of horrors Robin Leach was involved in, the name of his show, Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, takes on an entirely different vibe.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
QOTD: Post a picture of an old ass plane.
Photoghraph of a WW2 fighter plane Fairey Swordfish
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I keep expecting to have the passive aggressive laugh emoji as an option for some of these posts.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don't like most of the music you post. Do better.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Genius
Photo of a septic tank pump truck painted like a school bus. On the side there’s lettering that says “stool bus”
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Anyone know when infrastructure week is?
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Oh this tinned fish looks interesting. Let me read the ingredients as I enjoy its unique flavors:”
Bright red and yellow label of a can of tinned fish. The fish is called fried dace.Closeup of ingredients list includes a warning: Cancer and reproductive harm- p65warnings.ca.govThe what meme - image of woman’s frozen smiling face next to a closeup of the same shot. The words “the” and “what” are on each image.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle MARY: what should we name him *baby shits all over* JOSEPH: jesus christ
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Long ago the four nations lived in harmony
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I was a bitch in this Middle Eastern restaurant and now I falafel about it.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Shopping for a new vice. Alcohol and weed are making me fat. Cant do coke because of my previous heart condition. I want something euphoric and escapist but not instantly addictive. I guess this is starting to sound like a Huey Lewis song.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Amazing, I’m STILL on a roll on LinkedIn!!!
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Teaching religion to kids can’t be too hard. Like listen kids, today we’re listening to Agent Orange’s Living In Darkness album in its entirety. Pay attention. Take notes.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I want to add all of these beautiful type cases to my collection
typography.com
Fonts by Hoefler&Co.
H&Co designs fonts for print, web, and mobile environments.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
McMurray is such a piece of shit
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Apparently I’m on a roll on LinkedIn
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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Shot from 1992 in Port Antonio Jamaica. Me and my friend Joe.
Photo of two guys sprawled out on a couch with tropical wooden decor in a living room in Jamaica circa 1992. We are both stoned to the bejesus belt and it is obvious.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Roses are red Charlie Kirk is dead The Epstein Files
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Going to have to write down my drafts like some Victorian diarist.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Love a late summer field and an old barn with a ridge that’s not perfect
A barn in the late summer light
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You say anti-fascist like it's a bad thing
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
A hazy me/morning on 4th St & Ave A back in 1987
black and white photo of me leaning on a balcony railing with a view of downtown NYC in the background. In the hazy distance are the world trade centers.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My annual post of "I would like to forget" whitebelts.blogspot.com/2012/09/i-wo...
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I WOULD LIKE TO FORGET
I can appreciate everyone taking it upon themselves to bestow balmy platitudes of "Never Forget" on the anniversary of 9/11. I even understa...
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Watching Inglorious Basterds for the umpteenth time just on a whim for some reason.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
TIL Giuliani has a spine
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Good morning logging on
Microsoft's Clippy with a speech balloon reading "it looks like you weren't born with generational wealth, so you'll have to live a sisyphean nightmare your whole life! Can I help?"
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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
awoke to the screaming of the pumpkins being gathered for the fall slaughter.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Who all at Charlie Crockett tonight at Thompsons point?
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