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i remember staying home from school so that i could play this game with my cousin

“tech bros have created an artificial mind” is funny and moronic because we can’t even reliably make bipedal robots that can stand for more than 30 seconds

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 5h

report to your local croon-master for further instructions

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 8h

office of sucking my dick from the back

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 9h

if the simpsons is gonna go on forever they should be mandated to do an entire season like the “22 short films about springfield” episode.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 9h

replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness

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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 10h

A corollary to Riley's Law: people who post transphobia gradually stop creating things and just start reacting to stimuli like an undersea scallop

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12h

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

cnn.com

The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN

It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 10h

more dignity if they just undid his diaper and sucked his gross old dribbly dick on camera

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 10h

It has been 11 years of this. Every day. For 11 years. The only conclusion you could come to is that they love it. The legacy media, their owners love it, love him, want to help him, want him to win, are there to grovel at his feet haa

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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 10h

no one can afford RAM because my dad needs to see chiuahahas doing the macarena

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 10h

this is good, and there should be a lot more of this tbh. not just directed at the justices either. noah feldman should get a version of this for all the fucking pr he does for the conservative justices, eg. to say nothing of the more actively evil law profs and lower court judges and lawyers

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 12h

they went ahead with that execution and fucked it up twice and christina pike is still alive. what a disgusting and cruel country

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 14h

Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4

Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21h

If you ruin the ~ bright futures ~ of Ivy League rapists, who will you rely on when you need a wet signature for state-sanctioned murder?

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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21h

i am having trouble articulating this but a system that excuses gang rape as a youthful error on behalf of college men with ~ bright futures ~ does so because it is served by producing older men who are comfortable with, even enthusiastic about, torturing people at the system's behest

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14h

i wasn’t looking for a man to be my protector, i was looking for backup flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...

"What the hell was that?" I asked. "Why didn't you say anything?"
"You expect me to pick a fight with a crazy person?"
"No!" Even I could hear myself sounding hysterical.
"I don't expect you to pick a fight with a crazy person, I expect you to say something for me!"
My friend had a point. If a guy is so determined to own the sidewalk that he'll literally behave like a rabid animal about it, he might indeed take any remark about his behavior amiss, perhaps even as an invitation to fight. But I had a point, too. As long as my friend said nothing on my behalf, the lone man correctly figured it was just him against some girl. He could take me. We both knew it. I wasn't looking for a protector; I was looking for backup. For someone to take my hand and assure me that whatever happened, it would not be one against one.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 22h

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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UNGOLIANT @gorgol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

how can anything be that small

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The smallest bat in North America is the canyon bat (Parastrellus hesperus), also called the western pipistrelle or American parastrelle. They weigh about 3–6 grams, the weight of a US penny, sheet of paper, or teaspoon of sugar. In flight, they're sometimes confused for moths or butterflies.

A tiny smoke-grey furry bat with darker face, ears and wings. The big story is the tiny size. The entire bat fits on a portion of a human's thumb, a tee-weeny tiny little guy.

This is a viral photo that's circulated for years, but I found it on r/BatFacts posted by u/Pardusco.

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Leland Sage @lelandsage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Simpsons themed metal band named Crowbart.

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Mark Schofield @markschofield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'd never threaten to murder him! I mean, I'd happily dance on the pathetic little idiot's grave but even that would be really tough because obviously it's going to be unmarked.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We’ve built a bridge!

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026

there has got to be a way to weaponize sovereign citizens over this and make them and their stupid movement useful

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Hail Sagan ™️ @hailsagan42069.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No riffs, only Khlav Kalash. And crab juice.

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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“They already fired me so I called tom waits and asked if he’d relapse for a man he never met. He’s on the five o clock train and I’m meeting him in Gwinett”

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 30/09/2026

Jesus Christ Cornell

What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"If we can just win the senate we can turn this whole thing around." No. You're just choosing people who will vote for bipartisan corporate bills and austerity. The same shit. You want it to change, you find different people willing to take the right stands for the right reasons. Not cowards.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Everytime I see someone talking about Talarico's chances in Texas, I just want to claw my face. I. Do. Not. Care. Manchin and Sinema and Lieberman and Fetterman should have taught you a lesson. If you betray trans people for "electability reasons" you are not to be trusted.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It should be readily apparent at this point that flirting with fascism is what brought us to fascism. Believing you can apply fascistic practices some places or in some cases and coating it in some ideological or "pragmatic" veneer seeded the soil. If you can't see it, I don't know, man...

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it’s not the key point but it’s worth saying that if you make a point of shedding the cultural associations there is actually nothing less cool than a frat boy. jumped up little pipsqueak wearing his fruity lil easter colors leaking piss beer out of every orifice. an embarrassment of a human being

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they have to haze and rape and pillage to keep up the ruse that they’re masters of the human race but in fact they’re a passel of giggling schoolgirls without a schoolgirl’s ability to admit her attraction to the guys in the boy band

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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

From my series 100 Years Ago Today: Real People Tell Their Real Stories. #1: Doorman

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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Other favorites:

Title page of Grove Press's Pablo Neruda Five Decades: A Selection.

Written in the Neruda book in a loose sweeping hand:

Meggie,

May your heart
remain lovely
Forever.

- Adam

A copy of King Richard II printed on the inside cover with

YSP, Summer 2008

For: JAKE-
Mowbray, Bushy, Berkeley

then handwritten:

Love, Anne, Richard, + Monica

A card stuck in Richard II with a handwritten note that reads:

Jake -

You did an amazing job on stage. You gave Mowbray a uniquely cool and powerful anger. You were great to have during rehearsals, leading the group in the most interesting discussions during lunch and helping keep us on track during comments. Your comments were always right on target, and really helped other people in their acting. Thank you for being a leader on and off the stage!

Love,

Clare and Margaret

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”

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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lost a lot of notes when I lost a big part of my library in a move but one of my favorites was this birthday card stuck in a Steven Runciman book that someone used as scrap to complain about their AA meeting.