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SlingbladeWilly

@slingbladewilly.bsky.social
1.1K followers 1.2K following 1.5K posts

Enabler, goofball, designer, and overcommitted hobbyist in Maine

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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish America hunted pedophiles as aggressively as it hunts brown men trying to get to work at 7am
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Irony is dead.
Photo of flock ceo garret langley. He  doesn’t like his photo being shared.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pony boy
Photo of a 7oz pint bottle of miller high life
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Show was AMAZING aside from the 4 drunken southies 😂
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We navigated around them but they were swaying drunk shooting phone video all night
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People at concerts suck
Some assholes who need to stand in front of everyone and look at their phones videotaping a concert that’s happening in front of them.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That final spotlight fixture was a bit of a bugger for me on that one.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Steely Dan’s Josie is peak white man’s overbite.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That group of anonymous Latin American meat packing glitterati turned out to be bigger trouble than we initially thought
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hoping for a hat trick has me all a-flutter
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Nothing has enshittified worse in the past couple months more than Netflix. I mean outside streaming services plenty has, but still.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
More like Haggah Montana
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Can you Hamnot
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I’m always hesitant to try a new product like that when I have my homemade weathering concoctions. I’m sure I’m missing out on some easier options. I really liked the effects series from Citadel, but that’s the furthest I’ve dug in that realm.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
That van in particular has so many options
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Couple of gems right there
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 02/03/2026
Huh. Turns out that Wind & Solar energy supplies aren't affected by geopolitics led by fools.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If that were to happen that might be what breaks me
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I love that taxi but then I saw it was a gecko kit. 😭
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 22/02/2026
Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This, is a glorious photos of GI at their near-happiest. Taking a load off, with chow.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/08/2023
before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I built 2 of these and they were an absolute pleasure to put together. I enjoyed every AFV Club kit I’ve done so far.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I remeber thinking it was never gonna get cheaper than 60 an 8th
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Still from the Civil War movie with Jesse Plemons' scene. Caption says:"What Halftime Show Did You Watch?"
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Gaiman's case dismissed - what a time to be a pedo/assaulter.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Is there a more punchable face than Bill Maher's? I think not.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
These subhuman freaks are utterly unable to handle dissent and activism. Keep doing it.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Reading the sort of horrors Robin Leach was involved in, the name of his show, Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous, takes on an entirely different vibe.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
QOTD: Post a picture of an old ass plane.
Photoghraph of a WW2 fighter plane Fairey Swordfish
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Also in other news, have you seen the devastation to the woods behind the tracks on Highland?
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm actually happy to see that option finally arrive. I recall on the bird site there was quite a lot of funny content around people posting their drafts folder all at once.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I keep expecting to have the passive aggressive laugh emoji as an option for some of these posts.
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I don't like most of the music you post. Do better.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
As a birds fan, I’m on board with both.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
As far as I understand it, that’s the whole point of a platform like this. Also hi!
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Genius
Photo of a septic tank pump truck painted like a school bus. On the side there’s lettering that says “stool bus”
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Anyone know when infrastructure week is?
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wow I had no idea. Thanks for sharing the info
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Oh this tinned fish looks interesting. Let me read the ingredients as I enjoy its unique flavors:”
Bright red and yellow label of a can of tinned fish. The fish is called fried dace.Closeup of ingredients list includes a warning: Cancer and reproductive harm- p65warnings.ca.govThe what meme - image of woman’s frozen smiling face next to a closeup of the same shot. The words “the” and “what” are on each image.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle MARY: what should we name him *baby shits all over* JOSEPH: jesus christ
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
She did quit years later and still has the ashtray as a keepsake. So I’m gonna say maybe long term it did
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Long ago the four nations lived in harmony
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I was a bitch in this Middle Eastern restaurant and now I falafel about it.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
My dad bought a version of that as an ashtray for my mom for Christmas one year. He thought the astrological sign for cancer metaphor would be a helpful reminder for her to quit smoking.
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I may give that a shot once my cardiologist gives me the 👍
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SlingbladeWilly @slingbladewilly.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Yeah for sure. Especially now that there are several better delivery methods besides the old school gag down the slime style
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