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James of the Slime

@slimejames.bsky.social
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"A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic." Was James on Twitter, I like pro wrestling, Paradox games, Dragon Quest, pokemon. Double major in university currently researching New Religious Movements in the United States. he/they lgbtq ☮️☮️

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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 09/05/2026
Munch munch
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
What does this even mean
"We believe that in the near future half the people on the planet will be Al, and we are the company that's bringing those people to life," said CEO Jeanine Wright, who was previously chief operating
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2025
RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.
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Marko Silberhand @markosilberhand.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
. THIS is one of the biggest problems of our time . . . ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ .
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2025
Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"
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Mommy Nova 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 They/She @bleachedthorns.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
"wow what happened to the economy?" Says Donald Trump, rubbing his strangely economy-shaped belly
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It’s still early, but pretty good turnout so far for Bernie Sanders and Graham Platner’s (running against Susan Collins) rally here in Maine today.
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 31/08/2025
YOU DIED
dark souls
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/08/2025
You’re saying that telling your constituents they don’t need healthcare because they’re gonna die anyway isn’t winning politics?
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/08/2025
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Just want everyone to know that Heater is being very brave in her stroller at the vet.
Heater, a beautiful orange girl, peeks out behind a mesh screen in a little stroller.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Four panel comic.
Comic panel one shows an otter peeking its head above water, raising a hand.
Comic panel two shows the otter diving back under the waves with a splash.
Comic panel three shows a cat on on some rocks by the water. The cat thinks “holy crap.”
Comic panel three zooms into the cat’s face. The cat thinks, “A MERMAID”.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
refusing to commit to either giving or withholding an endorsement is a good bit
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
everyone transgender
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Muz 🍀 @muzyoshi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
That's MAMA MARIO to you Luigi (Drawn in 2023)
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Mommy Nova 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 They/She @bleachedthorns.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
platinum/Sinnoh: defeated Team: Kaiser the Empoleon, Tawaret the Hippowdon, Crystal the Froslass, Miasma the Skuntank, Sparx the Luxray, Autumn the Lefeon
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James of the Slime @slimejames.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Let's gooooooo
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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poop is the money of the butt
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Luck @mrthagoo.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
It's crumbling because the Democrats wouldn't stop neoliberalism and give people something material so 6 million voters stayed home. Now we have Fascism.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/07/2025
like this shit is so funny to me i can’t ever get enough of this shit
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i'm so tired. i'm just so tired all the time
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
guy watching two hamsters fight: SILLY HAMSTERS FIGHTING OVER A ROCK...

DON'T THEY SEE HOW INSIGNIFANT
THIS IS?

two aliens observe the man from space: THIS GUY IS TOTALLY
OWNING THESE HAMSTERS
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
your taxes went up yesterday bc trump is trying to break his friend out of jail
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“Secret police” are your words, not mine. Seems like you’ve been giving them a lot of thought. Unlike NYPD, your agents don’t identify themselves & wear masks that cover their faces. Now they ignore judges’ rulings, too. What law enforcement agents are supposed to uphold … is the rule of law.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2025
REPORTER: A simple question -- 'by the end of the week,' does that by Friday, by Saturday, or by Sunday? TAMMY BRUCE: I think generally it could be the collection of the days at the end of the week. I'm not going to specify ... to clarify a bit more, i would say probably the end of the week
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
America when they refuse to release the Epstein files
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Oh they’re so close to getting it.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 07/07/2025
lmao why did he write this like "not fair!!!!"
Tim Pool tweet from today: "Pam Bondi is just keeping the tens of thousands of child porn videos for herself"
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ShethaDamnTruth 🌊🌊🌊 @shethadamntruth.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/07/2025
it’s wild how washed both the cuomo brothers are. they were on top of the world in early 2021, now they’re both incredibly irrelevant
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/07/2025
Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida
Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2025
Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Imagine being the guy who had to sit down, look himself in the mirror, and say "I can't believe the Liver King lied to me."
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
i dont really know what else they could do to make it look even more like they're actively trying to lose
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 01/07/2025
Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This bill is going to harm millions of Americans right now but we won’t know the true toll for years. It’s time for Democratic leaders, donors, and organizations to use their dollars to fill the gaps Trump is creating: fund clinics, stock food banks, protect communities.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose multimillion-dollar ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, has died at 90.
A photo of televangelist Jimmy Swaggart in a blue suit, holding a mic
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
fuck it why not who even cares anymore
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Remember how all the rich people and politicians said that people should learn stem and work in technology? Well human product, the needs of capital have shifted and we need you to learn the exciting field of Chimney Sweep
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
the pivot from “we’re not cutting medicaid” to “come on look at these lazy bastards” sure was speedy
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/06/2025
i know he's just finding excuses to be racist but it's still funny to be like this when we live in the country of the chili cheese fry, the walking taco, the fried oreo, the loaded potato skin, etc. there's nothing more american than lighting up a big messy pile of starchy goop with your hands
congressman brandon gill saying "civilized people don't eat like this" about zohran mamdani eating some rice with his hands
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
his opponent sexually harassed numerous women btw
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/06/2025
1. A government official has informed us that the Trump administration is likely intentionally not complying with a trans passport ruling in an Erin In The Morning exclusive. One person was told, "We don't answer to courts." Subscribe to support our journalism.
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“We Don’t Answer To Courts”: Trump Admin Refuses Compliance With Trans Passport Court Order
A government source indicates that they believe the administration is intentionally delaying compliance with a ruling allowing trans people to change their passports.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/06/2025
Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants theonion.com/congres...
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Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply write whatever law he wants.  “Today we are sending to the president’s desk 200 completely clean sheets of paper that are hereby codified such that anything he chooses to […]
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