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Sleepy Spoon

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I swear I'll get a good night sleep one day, I promise... (he/him)

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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias
Screenshot of a FB post by meteorologist Greg Dee showing Waffle House locations closed in the panhandle
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is the only reason why certain people wanted to know—and spread—her name without her consent. so they can abuse her, too.
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Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait til they meet the fathers!
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 22h
“My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.” These titans of business. These masters of the universe.
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My personal AI agent posted my bank details on company Slack. It's made me rethink how I use it.
Shane Mac, the CEO of XMTP Labs, got a rude shock when one of his AI agents posted his monthly bank audit in a company Slack channel.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is a profound violation not just of journalistic ethics, but basic human decency
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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Phoenix Blackweird @obsidianfeenix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
A deflated carved pumpkin sits on the floor with a derpy Wallace and Gromet style grin, with the caption "it's ween".
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The media could have not platformed Nigel Farage and discredited him 15 years ago. Instead Farage got them what they wanted - Cameron agreeing to a Brexit referendum, Labour and the Tories dragged to the right. Now they want two party politics back with the Tories in power. He’s served his purpose.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OH SHIT DUDES THIS IS A VERY BIG DEEAL I have spoken before, you may recall, of my suspicion that Leo dropping the hammer on SSPX this summer was the first step to a bigger purge of which Opus Dei is the final boss. if Francis was ready to kick them out before he died, Leo would have known that
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me at this AI outage, learning all these AIs are the same thing with a different package
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: If It Bleeds...
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: If It Bleeds...
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m exhausted of people soft pedaling them openly telling you how they will be fascists and providing no context
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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pgofton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I know people are saying ‘terrorism’ is a worthless term because of shit like this, but this is exactly what the people in charge want it to mean; any type of resistance, no matter how inconsequential, is extreme violence and will be treated as such
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 20/08/2026
- Cave Johnson, 1983
A promotional standee for “lemon perfect,” a lemon flavored drink whose slogan is “drink more lemons!”
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#booksky
Can't believe we're at the stage of dystopia where we're destroying old books because Tim from corporate can't write his own emails.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I like tattoos and tattoos are fine but I am remembering about how openly they called AOC trash for having been a bartender, and…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/08/2026
Listen to Commander Adama.
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/08/2026
🚨EXCLUSIVE: Military families and service members are now describing horrific conditions across MULTIPLE ships: human waste flooding bathrooms, virtually no food, water or soap, months without port calls, exhausted crews, and no end in sight. This crisis is far bigger than just the Lincoln.
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Not Just the Lincoln: Families Describe Human Waste, No Food, No End in Sight Across Multiple Ships
Since MeidasTouch began reporting on conditions aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, messages have poured in to MeidasTouch from military families and service
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Almost everyone Rupert Murdoch bought an extremely expensive legal defence team for walked free from court. Almost everyone he left to fend for themselves went to prison. There’s your brief summary of how the justice system fared, and how accountability works.
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Mariah Scary 👻 🎃 • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026
I don’t simply think the US healthcare system is run by “killers killing people for profit.” The policies these people enact demonstrate that fully. I have lived through enough medical neglect and malpractice to KNOW it’s true. Insurance is just one facet of the problem.
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Chris B-Eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 15/08/2026
Important to understand that the purpose of these laws is to convert unhoused people into slave labor for the prison system. That's not a side effect, or an unintended consequence. It's the main reason these laws exist.
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Additional context: the "grave" site is an ecologically significant area fans keep littering trash in. But I guess fans stopped them from building in that specific area, so they can keep trashing it instead?
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10/08/2026
We literally dig up and destroy Indigenous sacred places every fucking day and when I bring it up I'm told to stop being a dead end leftist. Explain to me like I'm five why this is important enough to honor but the Black Hills aren't. Please. Explain this.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/08/2026
Wonderful news, someone says they saw Mitch McConnell, alive and well, in their attic at 3 am
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This by CNN is genuinely reprehensible. Everyone involved should be embarrassed. -The 'new pain' case vs Mamdani is *solely* his religion. -He was in NYC on 9/11, at grade school -Soon after attack GWB himself gave famous speech warning against blaming all Muslims for terrorism -25 yrs later, this.
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Amanda, Clover Mother 🏳️‍⚧️ @onionbug.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Damn, when did Penny Arcade get good
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/11/2024
elymaiis on Tumblr:

""If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you
teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime," but
you have done neither. You have stood before us and
eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as
you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and
simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then
told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and
our parents should have gotten us the same if we
wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if
we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or
eat a fish from another river. You've copyrighted the
fishing net. It costs us fish to leave."
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Abraham Lincoln: they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Robert E Lee and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go four score with another wrestler, you got 7 years. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal!
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one thing i think we need to talk about when we see high-profile people like this endorse AI is that there is a coordinated, well-funded campaign to convince them it's good, and lies like this are the tells that it has worked AI is not even a little bit better than humans at detecting AI
“If you want AI that tells you when something is fake and where it came from, AI can do that,” he says. “Humans can’t, we’re not that smart. The whole idea is you’re a human being, you’re responsible for what you say and what you do, and if you’re doing something that’s illegal you should be punished for that. Whatever you do, you should be recognized. It’s just like real life.”
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i don't think i'm emotionally gonna be over this gutting of id for a while id was founded in 1991. the studio is only two years younger than the person who is now in charge of Xbox. hell, id is older than the Xbox itself by about a decade and it took MS 6 years to destroy it
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Some excellent Italian grandmother didn’t understand that she was imparting her knowledge to the pasta antichrist.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
First generation home renter
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New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 05/07/2026
“We’re told that the aerial image of the crowds from his rally last week enraged him so much that officials ended up deleting them,” CNN’s Kaitlan Collins reported. trib.al/FXoWSlA
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White House Deletes State Fair Photos After Trump Threw a Tantrum
The crowd size at the Great American State Fair is really getting to Donald Trump.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's tragically appropriate that we spent a whole generation telling students that the humanities were moribund, and they should all study STEM, only for the greatest innovations in STEM to prove why the humanities were so essential all along.
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
By far the best story of the tournament. Beautiful.
Egypt coach dedicates World Cup win to Palestine as Gaza celebrates
Fans in Gaza celebrated Egypt’s win at match screenings held against the backdrop of bombed buildings.
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
RIP to all the catholics excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“If it weren’t for progressives, we wouldn’t have [list of things anarchists fought for and won.]”
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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:
The "Myth of Consensual Sex" meme, but instead it's "The Myth of Apostolic Succession" with the consecrating and consecrated Bishops of SSPX saying "I consent" and Pope Leo XIV wielding a baseball bat saying "I don't"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Vatican response! the gist is “they excommunicated themselves by doing this” and they quote a lot of the nastiest little jabs interesting to see where they call them “the Lefebvrists” and not the Society of St. Pius X, positioning them as a cult of personality rather than a legit-sounding order
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