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John-Paul Upton

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All in all just another brick in the wall

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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uppergwladysblu.bsky.social @uppergwladysblu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey Manchester City Football Club: 👇🏻
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
COVENTRY CITY'S FIRST PL GOAL IN 25 YEARS 😱 Jay Dasilva has the Sky Blues' first Premier League goal since May 5, 2001 🩵
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A skydiver's odds of landing near an angry red kangaroo are slim, but in Australia's outback, never quite zero.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN
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Noel Mummy 🤕 @noelmu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My Onion horoscope this month is too real.
A new low awaits you this week as you struggle to complete the two-factor authentication to access your TGI Fridays rewards points.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Don Figueroa @sketchyfigs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Giants are now 773-1 when leading by 6+ runs in the 9th inning.
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time once again for one of the canonical soccer Twitter post
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John-Paul Upton @skybluegiant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Same pal, same.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tarantino's PULP FICTION (1994) meets Edward Hopper's ‘Nighthawks’ (1942).
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
Matt Damon and zendaya and shes looking at him funny
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Matt Lichtenstadter @mattsmusings1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
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BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
YouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra
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World Cup Scorigami @worldcupscorigami.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My prediction is that Argentina strikes first and then it takes roughly 70 percent of the game for England to assemble a task force to respond but then they win it pretty easily after that
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Nine inch Nails but it's just the Nintendo 64 logo 2.25 times to spell NiN
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bluesky during England-Argentina
Krusty the Clown pointing at the Falkland Islands
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San Francisco City FC @sfcityfc.com · 11/07/2026
FINAL! SF City FC with the 1-0 win against Project 510. Defeating the team that handed them their only loss of the season. City are your Norcal Division Champions for the first time in club history! A great day for the club and its supporters! #ComeonCity #RollFog
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 11/07/2026
i think maybe he has to be at a smaller country for it to work. we've seen at club level that "totally dominant team also has viking cheat code upfront" doesn't move people lol. if haaland were french it'd feel obscene.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nice, france
A screen shot of a weather forecast for nice, france. On this date, a saturday, at 13:00, it was sunny and 69 degrees out . The graphic shows a cream colored background with grey and black text and a yellow circle depicting a sun
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 06/07/2026
Have tried to distill the second half into one image
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Reports trickling in from first responders in D.C. that the Pentagon across the Potomac has been severely damaged. The National Mall is on fire, though that's an upgrade with the recent state of the Reflecting Pool. Nimziki is said to be deploying the National Guard to patrol the grounds.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dodger Stadium is burning in Chavez Ravine. The team was scheduled to play the Padres in San Diego this evening, but Acting MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has postponed all games indefinitely. The Dodgers can't defer salary to escape this mess.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 01/07/2026
senegal are just a better football team than belgium. morocco were just better than netherlands. stop doing analysis from a map.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Enjoy the Rave cover of AFTER REVIEW PARAGUAY 🇵🇾 NUMBER 10 COVERED HUS MOUTH DECISION IS RED CARD www.instagram.com/reel/DZ7LYZ8...
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/06/2026
Sorry been busy drawing has anything else happened
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them
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Bad and bigoted
The Giants told fans exactly who they are on Friday.
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
wait is this real
Marvel vs A24
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
craaapp
photo of tv showing upcoming mlb schedule, including rockies, a’s and phillies
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
i'm starting to wonder if this isn't the Giants' season
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John-Paul Upton @skybluegiant.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Brain damage makes you MAGA, aka the Fetterman arc
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/05/2026
Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. Dunno if competitions fly on Bluesky, but if you share this we'll send a couple of freebies out to some (un)lucky RTers x 🛒 noscoredraws.com/products/wor...
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World Cup 2026 Wall Chart - No Score Draws A1 WC2026 Poster Print - Ex
Our biggest ever wonky World Cup Wall Chart for the biggest ever World Cup! Yes it's the 2026 World Cup, so to keep track of all the ins and outs, the kick-of times, scores and tables, here's a HUGE A...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic
This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic
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Finding Dee Fish @findingdeefish.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"Pinkatron, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Brainacron. But if you fill up on all of Cybertron's moons, you'll RUIN your dinner. NARF!!"
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
new sports graphic alert
a picture of Mike Vrabel looking frustrated with the word COUNSELING in dramatic letters beneath him
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026
Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-…
Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Coventry City are promoted back to the Premier League after a 25-year absence. Just eight years after being in English football's fourth tier, their rise through the pyramid is complete. Frank Lampard's side drew 1-1 with Blackburn Rovers to secure their return for the first time since 2001.
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Craig Munro @craigactually.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was formatting one of the articles in the "War Stories" TF zine I'm working on and Red Dwarf was mentioned then before I knew it...this happened. #art
"Smegatron" an interpretation of the ship "Red Dwarf" (of the BBC show of the same name) as a transformer. The Red Dwarf is a squat red heaxagonal ship that forms a point at one end and a large, funnel-like engine at the other. The pointed end had a series prongs extending from each side of the hexagon that extend to almost double the length of the ship. A large asteroid is lodged into the side of the ship.

Smegatron himself is a large, bulky, red robot with yellow eyes, the asteroid lodged in his lower abdomen, the prongs now placed on his back.

Smegatron is accompanied by the headmaster "Smeghead," a smaller robot who transforms into the head of Smegatron.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Some ideas just don't have legs.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@exhaustdata 2 months ago

Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence

@chillextremist 3 months ago

When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
An observation test for your inner 8-year-old. Can you spot 12 deliberate mistakes? From Treasure magazine, 1965 Official answers coming soon (Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)
A monochrome ‘spot the mistake’ scene featuring a postman cycling along a lane besides a half timbered thatched cottage
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
WOIMS WEDNESDAY
P1- NANCY IS VERY SURPRISED TO HEAR ABOUT SLUGGO’S PAYDAY 

SLUGGO WITH A VERY DISSATISFIED EXPRESSION: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 09/02/2026
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ferbruary #oldknees
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
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