Reposted by KwyjiboJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/09/2026"Job interview is the place where you can't drink coffee." Who even thinks of this stuff. How do you come up with that 611910
Reposted by KwyjiboOn Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 27/07/2026On Cinema at the Cinema Season 12 Episode 1 ‘Mass’ & ‘No Time To Die’ 3504
Reposted by KwyjiboClaude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Sailboat at Le Petit-Gennevilliers - 1874 botfrens.com/collections/41/content… 016241
Reposted by KwyjiboRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team 991759299
Reposted by KwyjiboMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026FYI: I am going to stop summarizing Supreme Court decisions on here as they come down. One comment has been plucked out of context of all my reporting, misread, and used as the basis of a mean-spirited pile-on. I am not going to subject myself to this. If this was your goal, then congratulations. 14058188801
Reposted by Kwyjibomattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/03/2026criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion 222657420
Reposted by Kwyjibo"fart" @jonhendren.com · 28/11/2025they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA 202081359
Kwyjibo @skittlebrau.bsky.social · 15/11/2025@rickperlstein.bsky.social I've been absolutely devouring Invisible Bridge - a wonderful read. Thank you for writing it. Had no idea how much the Jimmy Kimmel saga was a repeat of past behavior 4485
Reposted by Kwyjiboe.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 18/09/2025if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved 300298966119
Reposted by KwyjiboThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 13/08/2025From @theathletic.com: Mets Dog, aka Sushi the pitbull, is a fixture outside Citi Field. She is cute, friendly, and fans pay to pose with her. She hardly moves for hours at a time. Many allege that they’re witnessing dog abuse, couched as a harmless photo op. nyti.ms/3V0TNWonyti.msOutside Mets’ Citi Field, fans pay to pose with a dressed-up dog; some say it’s animal abuseSushi the pit bull poses for photos outside of each Mets game. Many fans shake her hand and take a photo. Others have protested instead. 7276
Reposted by KwyjiboKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I will be watching The Odyssey the same way I watch every Christopher Nolan movie 834213
Reposted by Kwyjibotinybaby @tiny.baby · 05/07/2025I've seen the people being cruel about the kids dying and it betrays a completely unprincipled view of politics as a team sport with a good side and a bad side where the people on the bad side can be subjected to any kind of abuse without threatening the abuser's moral standing. Sound familiar 191123149
Reposted by KwyjiboBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025theonion.com‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week 121115291665
Reposted by KwyjiboBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/06/2025“Let me tell you what this Supreme Court Decision ACTUALLY means” - guy who gets all his information from a YouTube channel called PowerfulSeinfeldKnowledge 523512
Reposted by KwyjiboJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 27/06/2025Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?" 65154482988
Reposted by KwyjiboNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2025The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem. 153171343755
Reposted by KwyjiboCRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 23/04/2025If the Simpsons aired today, this would be their birth years 1161159151
Reposted by KwyjiboKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I’m sorry I’m not part of your weird old religion and I’m sorry I don’t understand this creepy annual ritual but I just think golf is boring, ok? 63106648
Reposted by Kwyjibowint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content 73199984887
Reposted by KwyjiboDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Guy who has only seen Idiocracy, watching society: Getting a lot of Idiocracy vibes from this… 313615
Reposted by KwyjiboMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Ladies and gentlemen….we got him: @danebrugler.bsky.social 3063831
Reposted by KwyjiboAF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans 532607560
Reposted by KwyjiboRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 15/01/2025I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins 223115702780
Reposted by KwyjiboShout! Studios @shoutstudios.bsky.social · 13/01/2025We're so excited to share that we've acquired the Golden Princess library! Crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,” the complete “Better Tomorrow” trilogy, “Bullet in the Head,” and “Once a Thief.” variety.com/2025/film/as... via @variety.bsky.socialvariety.comJohn Woo, Chow Yun-fat Classics Among 156-Film Golden Princess Library Acquired by Shout! Studios (EXCLUSIVE)Shout! Studios acquires 156 Hong Kong action classics from Golden Princess, including John Woo, Chow Yun-Fat hits like 'Hard Boiled' and 'The Killer.' 23504165
Reposted by KwyjiboJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/01/2025Really might be my favorite football image ever 1544225584
Reposted by Kwyjiboceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2024KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell 132644357
Reposted by KwyjiboJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/12/2024there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did 8389173729
Reposted by KwyjiboStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/12/2024CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha 834805938
Reposted by KwyjiboBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man 334215162023
Reposted by KwyjiboK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024excited to watch my family members unwrap their hawk tuah coins on christmas morning 1677
Reposted by KwyjiboEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/12/2024ME: am I based? Does my stuff slap? VIZIER: nay sire. They say your works are mid 1790767
Kwyjibo @skittlebrau.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The @theringer.com.web.brid.gy website redesign, which now looks like a mobile app complete with Netflix style auto-scrolling, is an absolute nightmare. Feels like a prelude toward the elimination of written content altogether 000
Reposted by KwyjiboStephen Wiley @stephenwiley.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I need @edsbs.bsky.social to know that the ATL Airport B terminal Popeyes has a Google review identifying mashed potatoes with gravy as an “affogato” cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 424626
Reposted by KwyjiboRyan Grim @ryangrim.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The entire purpose of right wing populism is to channel people’s legitimate anger at elites away from people who actually have power — banks, politicians, global corporations— and on to people who have no power but can stand in as villains. 29016
Reposted by KwyjiboAnuj Ahooja @quillmatiq.com · 20/11/202499 problems? Hah, those are some rookie numbers. 022334
Reposted by KwyjiboGray Hardison @ghardison.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Saban listening to the explanation of who Dude Perfect is: 216026
Reposted by KwyjiboDebanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 28/11/2024hitting the sad face button on my way out of the airport restroom after finding a guy dead on the toilet 220420
Reposted by KwyjiboElizabeth Smith @instantsunrise.bsky.social · 25/11/2024For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect. 417176125914
Reposted by KwyjiboChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 27/11/2024Reformatting this whole thing. Blocklist for Hugging Face, the AI company that's proudly stealing your tweets 9229172047
