Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰, his linen suit pristine despite the heat and red soil, emerged from the overgrowth cradling the lost piglet. His gums shone as he stroked its back, the docile animal grunting softly. 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘫𝘰𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘴 said Manuel. Paco spat. 𝘋𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘴. 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘲𝘶𝘦. 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 31/08/2025imagine if its true lol escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani? "Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!" and then he drives right into a ditch 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 29/06/2025blocking the entire aisle with my wide ass at the maoist zodega trying to figure out if "bell and evans" chicken is the good stuff or the bad stuff 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 29/06/2025the bazzini display at the maoist zodega is going to be resplendent 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 25/06/2025will i be able to buy municipally funded government spray at the zodega 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Listen, it's simple. From 9am to 8pm I offer contrarian political analysis and moral judgement of my enemies. From 8pm onward I abuse inhalants. I have no trouble separating the two; why do you? 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/05/2025SGA. more like FGA. keep shooting buddy. hey (like im really helping) keep shooting buddy. thats what basketball is about 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 08/04/2025finished white lotus. no coworker that is formed against me shall spoil 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 07/04/2025if the pee tape was real this wouldn't be happening 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 02/04/2025- Call and leave a massage - Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved - Kill your Mom - If you're in line to vote, 040
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 31/03/2025i have a responsibility to tell my audience what they want to hear. and i take that very seriously 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 26/03/2025fuck tinder, fuck tiktok, fuck ticketmaster. lets smoke dust in a conversation pit 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I want to make clear that, while we did employ some AI tools in post-production, it was only to enhance the authenticity of certain fricative sounds in foreign dialogue scenes and give all the titties some extra jiggle 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 24/03/2025asking everyone who enters the sauna if they want to have a "mid-off" 020
Reposted by Debanked Angelbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up 472618315
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 14/03/2025i guess my videotape heads will just be filthy then 030
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025seeing a lot of head wounds on the streets recently. might be big this spring 🌱 040
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025ME: hmmm GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up? ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid GF: oh ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him? ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh? 0171
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025(scrolling through my old photos with my adult children in 2050) that's you coming home from the hospital. oh and thats when we took you to the zoo. you loved the giraffe. and oh my, your first steps. oh that? hm. well. there was this twitter account. and his thing was "this is what you look like if 040
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025just got a targeted twitter ad to work for david shor lmfao 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 08/03/2025when ur 95 years old and ur main bitch gets the hentai virus <<<<<< 050
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 03/03/2025using one of those aluminum suitcase laptops they give military scientists to scroll a girl's media tab 060
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Maxwell's Silver Hammer can only be equipped by Maxwell's Demon 0112
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 28/02/2025sad to hear about gene hackman but at least he died doing what he loved: poisoning dogs 040
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 27/02/2025(queenily) well it's asphyxiation certainly but i don't know who would call that erotic 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025severance is lowkey creepy and limital spaces. it almost reminds me of the bankrooms... 030
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025ultimately it's not a very important distinction but i think people misdiagnose elon as a case of someone who's smart at STEM assuming they're automatically smart at other stuff. that's a real thing but the bigger issue is that being successful at business requires being dumb and incurious 171
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025hey here's a fun one. "i hope my parents die before they get old enough for the modest inheritance i need to afford my first home to be stolen by pig butcherers." any millennials in the crowd? 040
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025jesus christ bill burr "billionaires are bad"? that's comedy now? oh how's the airplane food taste? so fucking hack (fox news tries to blow up his car) well. and heroic, i guess 040
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/02/2025what if we made moves like there wasnt a script? you come over. ill cook "chicken a thousand ways". we'll watch roblox. who's stopping us? 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/02/2025the palantir ceo could switch places with taika waititi and no one would notice (meant as an insult to both) 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/02/2025travis kelce's brother's wife's accountant's dog's podcast is going to be fucked after this 140
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 06/02/2025yeah. i guess we could hold a celebrity pickleball tournament to raise funds. if we want someone to lose a fucking eye 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025i love how people who get really serious about weight lifting refer to it as "training". there's no subsequent phase you're preparing for 010
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025honestly: i think the mavs just forgot he's 25. he looks 32. and he's been there a while. they probably forgot he was 25! for what it's worth: i did too. 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 29/01/2025you don't have a crush you have untreated trauma and attachment issues and you're in the matrix. wake up neo 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 27/01/2025sick of this whole nation being led around by the dick by the upper crust elite patricians of kansas city missouri 030
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 24/01/2025heard a zoomer refer to a geological formation as a "type of vibe" 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 19/01/2025As part of the deal, TikTok has agreed to change its name to TrumpTruck. Tesla has also announced plans to change the name of the Cybertruck to the TrumpTruck, and Coca-Cola's flagship original cola beverage will similarly rebrand to TrumpTruck. 040
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 16/01/2025i would rather die standing than wipe sitting 150
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/01/2025seems quite clear now that history will remember the biden era as the reflexive reel backwards after we stuck our dick in the pencil sharpener. regaining balance. a slow reemergence of conscious thought as the haze of panic lifts. a moment of sober reflection and consideration. and then 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/01/2025(dog scraping its runny-diarrhea covered asshole on the carpet and whimpering like its dying) ME (smirking): The oneshot hypothesis? 020
Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 14/01/2025ZUCK: The real problem is that Facebook, and really all of tech, got stuck in the Longhouse. ROGAN: It's crazy that YOU got stuck there. ZUCK: Yeah. And now we're trying to figure—we have to get out. We're running full speed out of it. ROGAN (falling asleep): But it's pretty long. ZUCK: Yeah. 030