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CLAIM: we engaged in deceptive and dangerous practices befitting a secret police in an authoritarian state FACT: see above

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 19h

Is there a technical reason the papers keep writing forced labor vs slavery? I assume they just don't want to label the enslavers with an unduly harsh epithet, but there could be some distinction

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 23h

PWHL please hire this person

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 10/10/2026

My dad died a couple of years ago. I was looking at his old iPad today and I found a bunch of lovely family photos, but I can only see low-res thumbnails because his iCloud subscription lapsed. Are they gone forever? Can I ever get the full photos back?

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think it’s actively harmful to grant him an explanation he himself refuses to actually clarify!

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Where did we come out on perineal sunshine? We're all still doing that, right?

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey remember when trump picked pence, and they immediately came out with a logo that looked like an IKEA instruction on giving a handy

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Don’t Post About Crimes @katerosebee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Finally made a landing page for my Adversarial Fashion ALPR-confounding clothes from a few years back, now that they're getting a boost again with chatter about Flock. Hopefully a good summary of what it was and where it's going! AdversarialFashion.com

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Adversarial Fashion: Clothes vs License Plate Readers — Kate Bertash

Adversarial Fashion was a clothing line printed with fake license plates that fed junk data to ALPR cameras. How it worked, the DEF CON demo, and press.

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bob Fosse trying to pick his nose on the downlow

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Morning Joe just described some guy as a "fairly hawkish military historian". So, not one of the usual hippy-dippy they/thems obsessed with trench warfare?

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026

the near-instant mobilization to protect the Kennedy Center lowkey makes me uncomfortable. sat idly by & watched that man dismantle the true record of Black history at national parks & historic sites for two years now, but the boots touched the ground *immediately* for that heralded last name.

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If a Democrat said this, Republicans would demand they be flogged. Hakeem Jefferies would reluctantly agree, but specifically around a lack of decorum and absolutely not because the statement was wrong

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

9 to 5 is 60s era soul music, or the horns have lied to me. #HornSectionsDontLie

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Righteously argued essay here. Triangulation also demonstrates a fundamental lack of conviction and sincerity — once you do it you can’t get that credibility back with attentive voters.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/09/2026

They all want to be the Oppenheimer of Death Star Ouija boards and that is not something you should want to be, even though it's a very silly fantasy

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I always feel a little violated when they reach into my pocket and change how the timer app works, but so far it's always way better

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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 03/09/2026

JK Rowling needs a password manager like 1Password because she can't handle complex characters

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

For me, Freedom! '90 may be the perfect pop song

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You wouldn’t steal a piece of paper stored as a pdf attesting you have permission to install and play a game

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"I can sniff out a segregationist like a god damned truffle pig." - Molly Conger, superhero

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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The WNBA really needs to figure out that what’s happening isn’t a “free speech” issue about trans people but a concerted effort to destroy the cultural cache they’ve worked so hard to build. There is no difference between the anti-trans movement and the guys throwing dildos on the court.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You must fight the yen To tickle that wren And never pinch a finch Don’t be in a rush To fondle that thrush It only makes them flinch Hugging an owl Will cause it to scowl It makes them feel absurd So just have some grace And give them their space

Sign on garbage can reads "PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THE BIRDS."

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pretty sure this is chicken of the woods, coming out of an oak stump in my backyard

An orange mushroom near the same size as the 1.5 gallon watering can beside it

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You go through life thinking you don't want to hear from Ice T about boner pills, and you're right to not want that. Nobody should get that just dropped in their lap. That's like a _specialty_ specialty kink

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Our scientists have discovered a 2nd continent: they're naming it pangea just made me absolutely furious. Come on, Sid Myers! ... and while I have your attention I really love civ6 even though I am still absolute trash at it

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

learning that the WNBA news cycle about trans people involves zero trans people feels like coming accross a cartoon dust cloud that dissipates to reveal there's only one guy in it kicking his own ass

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm watching aces @ fever and I miss Grady as the Wolves announcer. This guy gets me fired up!

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"You're with me" is way more badass than "come" and now I want to re-train my dog

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

... biggest fish in the sea You'd win the prize for sure if you got me

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Wow, ok. That's one point for the YT algo. Somehow, I did want to hear Lightning Crashes right after Material Lover

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I'm a little late to the party, but this striking julep gives me a moment to lean back on a deep fryer of an afternoon and say, "eat shit, Lindsay"

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Koo _AND_ Patricia Yuen? In this economy?!

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Remember that time they named Erik Estrada Frank Poncherello so that racists could tell themselves the most popular man on TV wasn't really Mexican, but just a swarthy I-tie"

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Who let the owls out?

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Woke up and realized probably 45 years after hearing it the first time that it's definitely Cocaine Katie embroidering on his jeans, and that there never was a Coat King Katie because that just wasn't a girl's nickname back then

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Cartoon showtime Cartoon showtime Here Comes Woody

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

A thing that adds to my tremendous enjoyment of that pretty No Children song is that there's really no way to leave at the end thinking, "man. She was definitely the problem."

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

He's not saying southern law because he doesn't know the name, he's saying that because a rich douche saying poverty all the time would cut through his folksy sauce like vinegar cuts through barbeque

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Party clown work kind of dried up after COVID and my felony conviction.

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I just made a telephone call, and they asked me to rate the phone app under my government name on Google Play. Tf? Is that a thing the kids are doing? DLing a different phone interface? I think I'm giving them 3 stars and saying just "mid"

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

There's an ad for a local casino that makes me so mad, & I don't know why. Too straightforward? You can't break my focus All I got right now is attention Give me some devine intervention Ah, yes. The chipper siren of a crippling gambling addiction

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Pumpkin Spice Polynia 🍂🎃 @polynia.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

David Attenborough voice: pee pee poo poo 420

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

It really bums me out that Klobuchar, who was instrumental in normalizing Trump as just another political adversary, is almost certainly going to be the next governor of Minnesota, a state currently paying a severe price for that normalization of fascism.

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