the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 1hJesus Christ man maybe reread your last two, and see if you can use any voice other than your "snotty baby" character 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 5hYou know very well you believed that I'm ediately, Dubblyuwie 000
Reposted by the Po' FessorDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 5hCLAIM: we engaged in deceptive and dangerous practices befitting a secret police in an authoritarian state FACT: see above 647479
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 21hMy friend smoked merit menthol ultralights 100s because they'd figure he was obviously getting those for his grandma. Worked, most of the time 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 21hI mean, her bangs are short about a half ounce of Aqua Net, so there's gonna be no bowl shaped depression giving XXXL yarmulke across the back 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 22hIs there a technical reason the papers keep writing forced labor vs slavery? I assume they just don't want to label the enslavers with an unduly harsh epithet, but there could be some distinction 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don't know anything about her crime, but a party of me says follow the Jon Snow precedent 000
Reposted by the Po' FessorNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 10/10/2026My dad died a couple of years ago. I was looking at his old iPad today and I found a bunch of lovely family photos, but I can only see low-res thumbnails because his iCloud subscription lapsed. Are they gone forever? Can I ever get the full photos back? 22422
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026OP doesn't actually mention slavery. Is it your idea that slave owning is the only harm one can cause? 040
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Every pet product commercial has a list of effects: normal thing, normal thing, (spokesmidel scrunches their pretty face into an embarrassed-tho-too-big grin to say the) icky thing. e.g. Tons of energy, shiny coat, 🥴 better stools 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What if the camo pallette was a little more fun and punky? 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So, money? Pretty sure fines aren't going to hurt that company at all 020
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Those Hamilton home sweaters are _slick_, but oof Vegas 010
Reposted by the Po' FessorFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around 625562
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026People worked to fix legitimate problems. My program required a semester of COBOL for just that reason. Also, there was an enormous cost vacuumed up by scammers. I'm not sure what point you're making 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A restaurant manager proudly told me he replaced infrastructure because a salesman convinced him he needed y2k compliant ovens. I asked a couple times what he thought might happen if an oven mistakenly thought the year was 1900, but he wouldn't spell it out for me 110
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can you expand on that for me? "Run anti-choice Dems" is a poor example of what greater idea? 100
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm always saying bluesky is not the real kitchen 080
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's apparently very important to my aunt that Collins remembers my aunt's name on the rare occasions they meet 070
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope the leaf peeping is how I think it is up there. Brainerd is turning very prettily 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Other than Stephanopoulos, Clinton's advisors have all always been crazy, right? Was it just fortunate for him that Bush 41 was so unlikable? Feels like he musta won despite Carville especially 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Telling Trump that you will use computers to help him win has only upside, especially if you don't do anything about it at all. If he loses you say man they must have cheated even better than me! 010
Reposted by the Po' FessorGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think it’s actively harmful to grant him an explanation he himself refuses to actually clarify! 0142
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Because it has no volume. You want to contour, you gotta add contour, and that means putty! 110
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would have thought multiple law enforcement agents working together to put me in prison for a plethora crimes would be cooperating rather than colluding 071
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Anybody else burn themselves sunning their taint? God why did no one warn me about sunburns !!! Movie actor, I'm pretty sure 020
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Where did we come out on perineal sunshine? We're all still doing that, right? 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey remember when trump picked pence, and they immediately came out with a logo that looked like an IKEA instruction on giving a handy 001
Reposted by the Po' FessorDon’t Post About Crimes @katerosebee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Finally made a landing page for my Adversarial Fashion ALPR-confounding clothes from a few years back, now that they're getting a boost again with chatter about Flock. Hopefully a good summary of what it was and where it's going! AdversarialFashion.comadversarialfashion.comAdversarial Fashion: Clothes vs License Plate Readers — Kate BertashAdversarial Fashion was a clothing line printed with fake license plates that fed junk data to ALPR cameras. How it worked, the DEF CON demo, and press. 47430
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The way I heard a fuzzed out guitar appreggio when I read this one and not the prior 130
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's like some people have never seen a huge natural in the wild 030
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bob Fosse trying to pick his nose on the downlow 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I see where a problem could reside, but that not where I ... 000
the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Morning Joe just described some guy as a "fairly hawkish military historian". So, not one of the usual hippy-dippy they/thems obsessed with trench warfare? 000