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the Po' Fessor

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If you're happy and you know it wtf?

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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 1h
Jesus Christ man maybe reread your last two, and see if you can use any voice other than your "snotty baby" character
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 5h
You know very well you believed that I'm ediately, Dubblyuwie
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 5h
CLAIM: we engaged in deceptive and dangerous practices befitting a secret police in an authoritarian state FACT: see above
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 16h
Is that video from the Muppet Showtime at the Apollo?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 21h
My friend smoked merit menthol ultralights 100s because they'd figure he was obviously getting those for his grandma. Worked, most of the time
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 21h
I mean, her bangs are short about a half ounce of Aqua Net, so there's gonna be no bowl shaped depression giving XXXL yarmulke across the back
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 21h
Is that 3 rolls of iWipe on the corner?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 22h
Is there a technical reason the papers keep writing forced labor vs slavery? I assume they just don't want to label the enslavers with an unduly harsh epithet, but there could be some distinction
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Merry Christmas, Brian!
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
PWHL please hire this person
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know anything about her crime, but a party of me says follow the Jon Snow precedent
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 10/10/2026
My dad died a couple of years ago. I was looking at his old iPad today and I found a bunch of lovely family photos, but I can only see low-res thumbnails because his iCloud subscription lapsed. Are they gone forever? Can I ever get the full photos back?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OP doesn't actually mention slavery. Is it your idea that slave owning is the only harm one can cause?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every pet product commercial has a list of effects: normal thing, normal thing, (spokesmidel scrunches their pretty face into an embarrassed-tho-too-big grin to say the) icky thing. e.g. Tons of energy, shiny coat, 🥴 better stools
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People seemed so enthusiastic!
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if the camo pallette was a little more fun and punky?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right. Smart gamblers sometimes take the under
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, money? Pretty sure fines aren't going to hurt that company at all
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Those Hamilton home sweaters are _slick_, but oof Vegas
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations on doing everything right!
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People worked to fix legitimate problems. My program required a semester of COBOL for just that reason. Also, there was an enormous cost vacuumed up by scammers. I'm not sure what point you're making
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A restaurant manager proudly told me he replaced infrastructure because a salesman convinced him he needed y2k compliant ovens. I asked a couple times what he thought might happen if an oven mistakenly thought the year was 1900, but he wouldn't spell it out for me
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can you expand on that for me? "Run anti-choice Dems" is a poor example of what greater idea?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something something 3D chess
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm always saying bluesky is not the real kitchen
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You wouldn't download an idea
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's apparently very important to my aunt that Collins remembers my aunt's name on the rare occasions they meet
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope the leaf peeping is how I think it is up there. Brainerd is turning very prettily
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Other than Stephanopoulos, Clinton's advisors have all always been crazy, right? Was it just fortunate for him that Bush 41 was so unlikable? Feels like he musta won despite Carville especially
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Telling Trump that you will use computers to help him win has only upside, especially if you don't do anything about it at all. If he loses you say man they must have cheated even better than me!
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it’s actively harmful to grant him an explanation he himself refuses to actually clarify!
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep, and rightly
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's humorous
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Because it has no volume. You want to contour, you gotta add contour, and that means putty!
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Enthralled?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was a CSI season finale
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would have thought multiple law enforcement agents working together to put me in prison for a plethora crimes would be cooperating rather than colluding
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anybody else burn themselves sunning their taint? God why did no one warn me about sunburns !!! Movie actor, I'm pretty sure
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So you're telling me to buy crypto?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where did we come out on perineal sunshine? We're all still doing that, right?
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey remember when trump picked pence, and they immediately came out with a logo that looked like an IKEA instruction on giving a handy
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Don’t Post About Crimes @katerosebee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Finally made a landing page for my Adversarial Fashion ALPR-confounding clothes from a few years back, now that they're getting a boost again with chatter about Flock. Hopefully a good summary of what it was and where it's going! AdversarialFashion.com
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Adversarial Fashion: Clothes vs License Plate Readers — Kate Bertash
Adversarial Fashion was a clothing line printed with fake license plates that fed junk data to ALPR cameras. How it worked, the DEF CON demo, and press.
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so glad that video lasts long enough
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah man. I mean, probably
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The way I heard a fuzzed out guitar appreggio when I read this one and not the prior
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's like some people have never seen a huge natural in the wild
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bob Fosse trying to pick his nose on the downlow
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see where a problem could reside, but that not where I ...
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the Po' Fessor @sixtwelve.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Morning Joe just described some guy as a "fairly hawkish military historian". So, not one of the usual hippy-dippy they/thems obsessed with trench warfare?
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