Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 13hWhatever higher being is playing me as a SIM can you please get better this shit sucks 1549
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 20hThird time getting mistaken for Sabrina Carpenter in public this is getting really frustrating 😡 0140
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My Instagram feed is entirely tattoo artists I like this 0160
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone hates Mondays but the truth is Tuesdays are the worst. Wednesdays are at least the middle of the week. Thursdays at least have Friday behind them. Fridays are self explanatory. Tuesdays lick the boots of capitalism. 1132
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Unfortunately, I survived the night, so report to capitalism I must. 0211
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On my first pregnancy craving night run. She wants popsicles. Popsicles she shall have.static.klipy.comKnight Falling AshesAlt: Knight kneeling 1270
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am a five time winner of the prestigious Rat of the Year award 1150
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wonder how smart I'd be in French. I don't speak any language other than English but still. 1100
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can poop really fast I think it's a defense mechanism 1180
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please join my advocacy group Twinks for Three Day Weekends. 3100
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's Fall weather I can finally wear this new jacket 4340
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I know celebrities should not be worshipped but surely we can make an exception for Meg Thee Stallion 1276
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Big news, there's a mini Polynia on the way. Once I win the DILF of the Year award I can retire peacefully. 531000
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I fear I am reverting back to my crunk music era YEAYUHHHHHHHHHHHH 0161
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I did cringey shit in grade school, I did cringey shit in college, and guess what I'm probably doing cringey shit right now. 1241
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My commute into work today was so nice. Dreary cold fall weather sneaking in slowly. I don't know if this is problematic or not but I love being sad during the colder months. 0100
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My cat has a sweet tooth and demands I share everything with her 3270
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My head and heart have not been on speaking terms for years 0200
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My wife says no matter how hot I get I am not allowed to have a motorcycle 😔😡🤬😤 6320
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My food isn't made with love it's made with depression 2294
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's just one of those days where I gotta poop 45 times out of 0140
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I need an additional category of PTO called "I'm just a lil guy" for days when being an adult is too much. 1200
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026One day I'd just like to be smart enough to not be confused 90% of the day 0131
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've been spreading a rumor about my moots that y'all's favorite restaurant is Subway 3210
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My therapist knows all about each one of my Bluesky mutuals 9262
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm less of a 'fuck it we ball' person and more of a 'fuck it we fall' person (weak ankles) 0131
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My beautiful and perfect daughter always tells me when it's time to eat 0664
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The older I get the louder the intrusive thoughts become 0203
Polynia 🔃🐇 @polynia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I never realized how sacred human imperfection is until the rise of AI 1260
