Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social If you need a new yard skeleton, you could probably swap out the stirrer for a paint brush and the glass for an Ork. 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's worth remembering that, in addition to being a moron, Eric Schmitt is a white nationalist.motherjones.comIs this the most dangerous man in the US Senate?Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri is pushing a tribalistic ideology suggesting only descendants of white Christian pioneers are true Americans. 001
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Michael Whatley going Full Mitch McConnell. You never go Full Mitch McConnell... 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want to share one of the funniest objects ever created. Duke Football? Hell yes, it’s Duke football. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 100
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Duke just threw away a first down inside the 10 by refusing to snap the ball for 30 seconds after an iffy catch. Review finally calls in and overturns it. 🤦🏼♂️ 010
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Maybe @surber.bsky.social was finally able to get the Haint out of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.socialnewsobserver.comPotion to ward off ghosts is so powerful, family needs hazmat team, NC city saysPotion created to ward off malevolent spirits was too powerful, forcing family to call city hazmat team to come remove it, North Carolina fire department says. 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social giving me ideas for a new Mountain Goats song about Pete Golding... @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social youtu.be/7PEJmPTIzqk?...youtu.bethe Mountain Goats - Charlie Sheen Reaches Out to the Feds (Official Music Video)YouTube video by the Mountain Goats 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026North Carolina! cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.socialwral.comNorth Carolina nears 600 snakebites for 2026, and counting. Why medical bills come close to $100,000Nearly 600 venomous snakebites have been reported in North Carolina so far in 2026, but experts say the numbers are in line with recent years and stress that quickly seeking medical treatment can redu... 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Hey @gregdoucette.bsky.social, this man in Texas might need some help. 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@surber.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Decided to see what the most recent Unbound race was like, and it looks like a great time. Just look at that thumbnail pic. Guys walking/jogging with their bikes in the first 15 miles.youtube.comOn the Attack | 2026 UNBOUND Gravel (Men)YouTube video by Life Time Grand Prix 010
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Can we get a @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social live show at this, @jkass99.bsky.social @gothamgirlblue.com @inthesedeserts.bsky.social? 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Tommy Tuchs parking the bus with 25 minutes left was absolutely a loser decision, and England get what they deserve. 020
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The English are very strange people, but why is Javier Milei in the beginning of this video for the 1998 World Cup?youtu.beFat Les - Vindaloo (Official HD Video)YouTube video by Ultimate 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Decided I'm going to rewatch Andor for quite obvious reasons. 000
Reposted by MattNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Culture of impunity” is right. The demand is to never hold public figures accountable for wrongdoing, not even verbally when they’re already beyond the reach of human accountability and won’t hear the criticisms and jokes. The legacy must be sanitized, or current elites might feel less impunity. 191752438
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Ref plays advantage, Argentina refuses to take it so they get a free kick. 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There's no way that's worthy of a second yellow card. He wasn't diving for a penalty. 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Dallas Woodhouse is a trash person.newsobserver.comNC auditor reassigns Dallas Woodhouse after controversy over early voting plansWoodhouse drew scrutiny over his attempts to influence election officials to drop Sunday voting and on-campus polling sites. 000
Reposted by MattKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground. 288167112265
Reposted by MattErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit 01663324
Reposted by MattWade Minter @wademinter.com · 30/06/2026This penalty shootout has more post than the cereal aisle 4211
Reposted by MattNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve 1469521538
Reposted by MattMicah @rincewind.run · 29/06/2026sam alito is the tommy tuberville of the supreme court a partisan hack to shame all other partisan hacks but also just a very stupid man 739934
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I would bet that Roberts takes this decision for himself to release last so he can pretend that SCOTUS stands up to Trump. 000
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This is just the opening to Half-Life 2. "Pick up that can!"youtube.comHalf-Life 2 - Pick Up That CanYouTube video by LucasOfValor 000
Reposted by Mattjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/06/2026this is a great illustration of one of the fundamental insights of democracy — that there is no such thing as "the people" and that majorities are elusive and ever shifting. no election, no decision, is final and treating an election as a final decision is profoundly undemocratic. 13588111701
Reposted by MattJune Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026lmao poor yorick. they got his ass 1154251473
Reposted by MattJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026AUSTRALIA TRIVIA: Not only was the country founded by criminals, but every soccer player's mother is a dirty pirate hooker 615412
Reposted by MattCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689482266
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If this scumbag somehow had a Pennsylvania Secret Service ID, @postoctobrist.bsky.social is never getting a visa. @wtyppod.bsky.social 010
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This has to be the safest scaffolding in the history of the world. No way they're making it onto Safety Third for @wtyppod.bsky.social. @wtyppod.com @donoteat.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social @victoriascott.bsky.socialyoutube.comLIVE: See Donald Trump's name come off the Kennedy Center as it happensYouTube video by MS NOW 020
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026All of the discussion and shots of celebrities at this game are exhausting. Nobody cares if Paris Hilton or Hillary Duff is at the game. 100
Reposted by MattJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal 132295416
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Svech and Aho showing up? Finally? What a time to get going! 030
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026These all feel like characters from @boontavista.com bits. @illybocean.boontavista.com @lucyxiv.boontavista.com @aynrandy.boontavista.com 020
Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Can't believe the special superior court judge appointed by the NC General Assembly would side with the RNC. 000
