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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 7h
Glad Manny saved that timeout on the last drive leading to the spike. Phenomenal decision.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If anyone wants a ticket to see Tyler Childers at DPAC tonight for Good Moon, I have one I need to get rid of. I've the flu and can't make it. It was $160 face value, but I'd rather sell it to someone than take Ticketmaster's $75 offer so they can re-sell it for face value.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@hollyanderson.bsky.social If you need a new yard skeleton, you could probably swap out the stirrer for a paint brush and the glass for an Ork.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I envy your lack of visual instruction, but this show whips.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Completely forgot about the Negreira case with Barcelona too.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has a manager ever walked into three easier jobs? Barcelona had one of the greatest squads in history. Bayern is virtually guaranteed to win the league every year. At City, it's by far the most challenging domestic league, but he got to use his Game Genie.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It all feels incredibly Four Lions
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Men Singing 'Dancing In The Moon Light' in Car
ALT: Men Singing 'Dancing In The Moon Light' in Car
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember Jim Vanderhei writing this? 😂
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Escaping the Digital Media ‘Crap Trap’
Digital media companies are caught in the "crap trap," mass-producing trashy clickbait so they can claim huge audiences and often higher valuations. Here is how they fell into this lethal trap: They g...
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's worth remembering that, in addition to being a moron, Eric Schmitt is a white nationalist.
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Is this the most dangerous man in the US Senate?
Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri is pushing a tribalistic ideology suggesting only descendants of white Christian pioneers are true Americans.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
North Carolina Day should actually be observed on Petey Pablo's birthday (July 22). Petitioning @ncrabbithole.com to make this change.
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North Carolina Crowd Dancing
ALT: North Carolina Crowd Dancing
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quinn Simmons missing the podium 🙌
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really wish American parents who give their kids Irish names (despite having no connection to Ireland) would give their kids Dutch names instead. Need more Joops, Klaases, and Guuses.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BoJack Horseman is on the list.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I'd rather be a pig than a fascist"
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, but the burrito I got in Manchester a few years ago took all of my joy. That's partially on me though for getting a burrito in England.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Michael Whatley going Full Mitch McConnell. You never go Full Mitch McConnell...
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe the team has a few extras for former players or that weren't picked up? They're pretty sweet. It makes up for having to watch Ted Roof coach Duke my first three years. 🫠
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They gave them to season ticket holders and people who bought a special package for the Stanford game. 😂
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s ok. I’ll comfort myself with this:
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least we have Zirkzee to bring off the bench? 🫠
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What if Marcus Rashford weren't useless?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😂
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want to share one of the funniest objects ever created. Duke Football? Hell yes, it’s Duke football. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It could be worse. They could've said it was a Texas A&M shirt.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One of the best parts of the Stanley Cup playoffs is the injuries revealed after the team's season is done. "Jordan Staal - Clinically dead since Game 2 of the opening round of the playoffs still won the Conn Smythe."
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Fernandez was not trying to play the ball" Who wrote that with a straight face?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Duke just threw away a first down inside the 10 by refusing to snap the ball for 30 seconds after an iffy catch. Review finally calls in and overturns it. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you dont wanna see me get Bad
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NYPD officer with fake diplomatic plates?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe @surber.bsky.social was finally able to get the Haint out of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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Potion to ward off ghosts is so powerful, family needs hazmat team, NC city says
Potion created to ward off malevolent spirits was too powerful, forcing family to call city hazmat team to come remove it, North Carolina fire department says.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What's she going to do now that she "graduated"? Move to Florida and be a fake PA?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, you mean Blue Lagoon?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
From my childhood: Beastmaster or Jaws.
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Beastmaster Beastmaster Ferrets
ALT: Beastmaster Beastmaster Ferrets
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social giving me ideas for a new Mountain Goats song about Pete Golding... @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social youtu.be/7PEJmPTIzqk?...
youtu.be
the Mountain Goats - Charlie Sheen Reaches Out to the Feds (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by the Mountain Goats
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank you for including Lock, Stock (the best Guy Ritchie movie) instead of Snatch.
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Its Been Emotional Walk Away
ALT: Its Been Emotional Walk Away
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I guess he assumed no one was in there, but at least he wasn't in common areas naked.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Re: old guys When I was on the swim team in high school, one of old guys who enjoyed walking around the locker room making conversation naked asked some of the seniors, "Hey, how would you guys like to make a little money?" as he flossed his taint with a towel. 🤨
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is the bathroom separated from the locker room?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
North Carolina! cc: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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North Carolina nears 600 snakebites for 2026, and counting. Why medical bills come close to $100,000
Nearly 600 venomous snakebites have been reported in North Carolina so far in 2026, but experts say the numbers are in line with recent years and stress that quickly seeking medical treatment can redu...
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🫣
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The Rock The Peoples Elbow
ALT: The Rock The Peoples Elbow
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just can't believe someone with a Tyler Hansbrough profile pic would be soft as a tootsie roll fruit cup.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hey @gregdoucette.bsky.social, this man in Texas might need some help.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@surber.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social Decided to see what the most recent Unbound race was like, and it looks like a great time. Just look at that thumbnail pic. Guys walking/jogging with their bikes in the first 15 miles.
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On the Attack | 2026 UNBOUND Gravel (Men)
YouTube video by Life Time Grand Prix
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But at least he can't smoke.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cooper: "RIP to Robert Pape but I'm different"
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Will Affair Suite 336 be full of cocaine?
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gotta love Justice shopping.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Jack Lambert was 31 or 32 depending on when that photo was taken.
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Matt @sirmatt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not a city, but I think Alamance County is probably worse.
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