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Raysident Evil

@sireviscerate.myatproto.social
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Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social my so-called bangers: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r…

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 37m
She always is. @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 50m
There's not nearly as many of those, but yes
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 51m
Sounds like a real dad's dad. I'm glad you had each other in your lives.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 3h
so @jon_snow_420 on Twitter was right the whole time
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im on the ither sight on X: "good cop: we just want to hear your side of the story jason statham cop: you pullin my puss mate? you tuggin me twat suspect: what jason statham cop: don't piss up me cunt and tell me it's raining good cop: what could that possibly be. that's nothing js cop: don't munt me minge"
@jon_snow_420
im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420
good cop: we just want to hear your side of the story
jason statham cop: you pullin my puss mate? you tuggin me twat
suspect: what
jason statham cop: don't piss up me cunt and tell me it's raining 
good cop: what could that possibly be. that's nothing 
js cop: don't munt me minge
9:20 · 2 Dec 2020




@jon_snow_420
im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420
2 Dec 2020
i haven't been sleeping well. lol




@jon_snow_420
im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420
2 Dec 2020
good cop: I am so sorry about this
jason statham cop: your mates in the other room,, spillin his cunt
suspect: spilling what
jason statham cop: hes leakin like hes fingering adam fuckin driver




@jon_snow_420
im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420
2 Dec 2020
Jason statham cop: you know the interesting thing about me?
suspect: is it that you talk about your vagina with the careless violence tough men in movies talk about their dicks, subverting expectations & holding a mirror up to society
js cop: nah. I'm a werewolf




@jon_snow_420
im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420
2 Dec 2020
js cop: you! i know ya guilty ya bastard, you make my fairy princess itch
suspect: what on earth
js cop: I can smell crime, mate. it alters the ph balance of me slice of heaven




@jon_snow_420
im on the ither sight
@jon_snow_420
2 Dec 2020
i am just like you. i don't know why i'm doing this and i can't get me to stop
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 58m
🔥
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 8h
10 hours beastie boys screaming why from sabotage to work/study to
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
Try not to think about all the wifi signals passing through your body at all times and what sort of information and images they contain. Ignore the terabytes of memes coursing through your flesh.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 9h
And I'd need subtitles to understand the waiter
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 9h
Make sure to watch the sequel, too. Sanjuro.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h
Fistful of Dollars is almost a shot for shot remake
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h
Maybe my favorite movie character ever
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 13h
tl;dr the room
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14h
That's what Wesley Snipes is gonna use in the nursing home
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
static.klipy.com
Simpsons Nerd Yelling Meme
Alt: Simpsons Nerd Yelling Meme
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 15h
You Chansey Everything
terrible photoshop of You Can See Everything screenshot with Chansey instead of elizabeth holmes
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
The earlier the better. Venus needs to witness this.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
Ignore that, it was just stuck in my head
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
if i die before i wank, i pray thee lord my soul to tank
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
Twice more (with feeling)
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
You can only say the word spank twice in a row before it loses all meaning. A third spank, and suddenly it's just a jumble of letters disconnected from any concept.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
heavy is the crown that weighs a lot
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I got them to include in the contract that I’m allowed to be silly. I can pretend to be a mummy and stuff as long as I hit my numbers.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15h
Yall ever wonder how full your health bar is?
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15h
No, but I'm a little concerned that the max HP bar keeps getting shorter.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16h
[sees LA billboard] Ooh, can't wait to watch the new People I Vaguely Recognize Looking Concerned Show
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16h
Maybe he just got gassed by the Joker.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16h
Hmm. I guess it is a little troubling you can't read his eyes.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16h
Laughing Batman, for sure. One can assume Spidey is having a bad day and just brooding about some tragedy or another. A laughing Bruce has finally snapped.
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fab.ricious 🔜 @ Vienna ComicCon 2026! @artoffabricious.bsky.social · 17h
It is done. My magnum opus. My legacy.
A digital painting of an Allosaurus running away from an enormous Sacabambaspis in the sky.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16h
Update: I cracked him in the ass with my Indiana Jones bullwhip. Gotta dig faster, I hear police sirens.
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t4twrestling @t4twrestle.bsky.social · 18/10/2026
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16h
It is
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16h
Put on a pith helmet and started excavating this pyramid to find the pharoah's sarcophagus hidden within. The guy with the grocery manager nametag seems pissed off, says "quit fucking with the green bean can display"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/10/2026
@ami_angelwings

All women everywhere should start responding to guys hitting on us with generic RPG NPC lines like "I hear the king has a new advisor."
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026
We DO NOT ACCEPT Haunted Coins! This Means: • NO Currently Haunted Coins • NO Previously Haunted Coins. Sorry—Can’t Risk It • NO Haunted Coins That ‘Your Guy’ Says Are ‘Barely Haunted’. If Your Guy Loves Them So Much, He Can Buy Them • OK To Possessed Coins, That’s Different
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
Holds up very well for a 75 year old movie. I liked it a lot.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
My kid thinks it might be this guy.
Pesto, the Joe Pesci coded pigeon from Animaniacs
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
Aw.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
I was walking in the parking garage during my lunch break and almost stepped on a pigeon. It flew two weirdly close circles around me while I walked before it left. Ominous.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
Relatable
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
No, he's still alive
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18h
Zoom in tight on a headstone labeled 'Favstar'. A zombified fist punches up through the sod, and begins grasping at the air.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h
Makes sense, big incel energy from that guy
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h
Trying to fold paper into an origami crane, but no matter how many times I try, it turns into an effigy of me tripping into a woodchipper?
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h
If you enjoy the idea of a protagonist/narrator with a questionable status of being alive, I recommend Sunset Boulevard (1950), which had Jacob's Ladder beat by 40 years.
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ANTIFA 1776 @ladybroseph.bsky.social · 19h
ARE WE REAL? @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social We watched JACOBS LADDER Before we die rate us 5 ⭐ & comment Join 3 figments of imagination Beautiful coworker @thenatewolf.bsky.social Devil tail penis @murrman5.bsky.social Macaulay Culkin @ladybroseph.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5dao...
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Jacob's Ladder (1990)
The North American Friends Movie Club · Episode
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20h
I think I found him
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an older military man debriefs another officer in uniform on a classified mission. The officer gazes intently at a photograph held in hand. The older man says, “we believe the colonel has gone insane.” Panel 2: he continues, “find him… in the jungle.” The photograph is an official headshot of the colonel; it’s black and white and has an eerie intensity. Panel 3: eventually, the younger military officer, covered in dirt, is deep in the jungle and face-to-face with a man who is presumably the colonel. The colonel is in a state of near-undress, dressed as a Pokémon trainer in a makeshift costume of leaves and twigs. By his side is a fat monkey haphazardly painted orange with mud. The colonel confidently says to the monkey, “charmander… fry this guy.” The charmander monkey is picking its nose.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h
My condolences
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19h
Zombie Hot Ones where they eat the brains of progressively more 'neurospicy' people Zombie Sean Evans: UUURRGH (What can you say about this picture of you ?) Zombie guest (eating brain of someone in Babylon 5 shirt): UURRGH (OMG Sean, where did you get that?)
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19/10/2026
Kind of an interesting parallel between beauty and morality to be found there
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