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Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We always say we think strategically and long-term. We aim for world cricketing domination by the year 2082. The fact none of our current Board will be alive then is immaterial.
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Squipper @sintactician.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Thank you, Fubo, for airing the sports that everyone else is afraid to air. CC @sickoscommittee.org
A Fubo streaming listing, showing Lehigh and 1. FC Düren, a German club football team, playing college baseball on ESPN+
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/04/2026
“Whether it’s our Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arby’s are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation,” said an Arby’s spokesperson
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Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment
ATLANTA—In a move widely interpreted as an effort to exempt its offerings from health and safety standards, American chain restaurant Arby’s issued a statement Tuesday reclassifying its food as entert...
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 02/04/2026
It's official - West Florida is moving up to D1 and putting their football in the UAC.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the year 2006 MLB is creating an international baseball tournament, but not enough countries play baseball to fill out the field a voice pipes up. "what if we let a bunch of Italian-American guys play as Team Italy?" he has no idea the power of the force he has unleashed on the world
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 21/02/2026
If I were any of the victims that survived or the families of the ones that didn't? I would take Sam Altman & company to the fucking cleaners. I'm talking suing the company for so much money that his great-grandchildren would be paying my family line in installments.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
aljazeera.com
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
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Josh Lee Kwai @joshleekwai.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s pretty crazy that MTG won the Super Bowl and a gold medal at the Olympics yesterday.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/02/2026
ahh.... womens ski jump. so pure, untainted by textile chicanery or penis enlargement tactics
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/02/2026
Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community. The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline. Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in! www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...
erininthemorning.com
“Magic: The Gathering” Gathers for Trans Lives, Raises $450,000 in Less Than Two Days
“Magic is political.”
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed. If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Still having a peaceful meditation on Obama's entire response to the collapse of American democracy being a quick plug for his friend Ezra Klein's podcast
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Soon 👀
10:15 AM
NICE V BREST
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/01/2026
you’re all making jokes but the reason Greg Bovino was removed from duty is a safety issue we all need to take seriously
a diagram showing a ram trx unable to
see a 9 year old and a 4.5 year old over its hood

and also a rented black ford expedition unable to see a 1.1m greg bovino over its hood
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/01/2026
OUT in 2026: slop IN for 2026: goop
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/01/2026
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
They wheeled this Nazi asshole into court in a wheelchair and he was still trying to hide his face in shame 76 years after World War II ended. That's the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
nbcnews.com
Ex-Nazi guard, 101, sentenced for role in 3,500 murders
He was sentenced to five years in prison for serving at the Nazis’ Sachsenhausen concentration camp.
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Thomas Leeper @thosjleeper.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/01/2026
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 22/01/2026
Fernando Mendoza’s LinkedIn post at the national title.
Monday night, my teammates and I had the honor of raising the National Championship trophy and bringing a CFB title back to Bloomington, Indiana, for the first time in history. With the guidance of our coaches and the unwavering support of Hoosier Nation, our band of brothers made the unbelievable believable.
Here's what winning a National Championship taught me about B2B sales (kidding...kinda)
1. Believe in yourself: Four years ago, I was a two-star recruit playing high school football 30 minutes from Hard Rock Stadium with a dream of playing at the highest level. Two days ago, I became a National Champion in that same stadium, surrounded by the family who never stopped believing in me.
2. Take the risk: When it's 4th and 5 at the 12-yard line, go for it.
3. Remember who got you there: Thank you to my teammates, coaches, support staff, professors, and everyone behind the scenes who helped make this happen.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Now that it’s been a couple of days: I’m glad Miami fans can get back to their regular passion - making Kalshi bets about the outcome of HR complaints leveled against them
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 20/01/2026
There will be more rags-to-riches stories in the new CFB. There ain't gonna be another Indiana, though. You'll never get the timing right
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/01/2026
222 Days until TCU vs UNC in Dublin 🍀🐸🐏🍀
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/01/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
holy shit they did it
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I have multiple familial ties to Miami and generally wanted them to return to relevance over the last decade and I hope Indiana wins by one hundred points tonight. nothing personal i simply love Hoosier
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 19/01/2026
FERNANDO MENDOZA IN LOCKER ROOM: This is the day the lord has made! We’ll never forget this, boys! Win or lose, true friendship is the real prize! CURT CIGNETTI:
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
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Armin Samii @arminsamii.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
nytimes.com
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Democrats must respect the precious views of every last diner patron in every red state but any time any Republican has been asked about any protest for 10+ years they say "paid protesters" instead of acknowledging tens of millions of Americans are going for free to stand up for what we believe in
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🇵🇸 Elmira ☭ (need help $ See pinned post.) @elmiramarx.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'm just going to keep fucking saying it. Dems are collaborators. They serve the same ruling class that the Republicans do. They just have a different methodology achieving their goals and throwing scraps to people so we won't get too unruly. They like and support ICE, just as much as Republicans do
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Maybe @cnn.com should be airing this video instead of copaganda
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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