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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

oc real housewife vicki gunvalson’s new boyfriend looks like untanned ed orgeron and i have no one to talk about it with

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

eagles aren’t only losing to case keenum, they are getting completely outclassed by case keenum. it remains 2026.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

eagles may make the playoffs but they just aren’t contenders — at least right now. not even close. defense is … fine. jalen has been good but the line has been crap, offense is sputtery, just a meh team.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

might’ve been a technically legal hit tbh but also the intent is like… come on

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

anyone who knows the joe webb game knew the case keenum game was incoming.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sorry but this also includes dave grohl. foo fighters are ass. music for kia commercials.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

cornfed theo von isn’t real and can’t hurt you cornfed theo von:

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the williamsburg sweetgreen has four “paintings” that just say winter spring summer autumn by the character baron von fancy — which is the peak millennial optimism sentence ever written

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

g train being down after the phoebe bridgers concert is a natural disaster on top of the one already starting

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

was at the phoebe show last night and the sound the crowd made when she brought out lucy and julien to reunite boygenius, that sound, some 20k mostly young women screaming, wailing, that sound was so loud i think it picked clean the inside of my bones

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blood orange tangerine spindrift: the sophisticated man's elixir

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

as a little treat to seeing phoebe bridgers tomorrow night (lower bowl) i will be seeing phoebe bridgers tonight (upper bowl, last second tix)

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

1. Almost Killed Me 2. Boys & Girls 3. Stay Positive 4. Sep Sun [massive tier drop] 5. Heaven Is 6. ODP 7. Price 8. Thrashing 9. Teeth i think the top 4 really isn't debatable, your order may vary, but i 'almost killed me' just feels so raw and desperate in a way i love so so much

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

in the space of the next month i am seeing phoebe bridgers, geese, the mountain goats, and craig finn which is basically just my spotify wrapped festival -- you cant tell me anything rn

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the thought struck me, are there bored ape lost causers out there?

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

why are they encouraging people to google “usc football + juice” lmao

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this is how i learn justin fields is the kc backup. i need andy to do some real nonsense with him. just explicit, sicko stuff.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

sean payton is going to be calling plays within 30 seconds of 00:00:00

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

more like Yaylor Swift, cheering for her husband, etc, idk

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

even on a recovering knee his speed remains Exactly As Fast As He Has To Be

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the computer told me it's gonna spare me in the Great Culling because im chill af

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

if you all want to get up-in-arms about the guy saying "i think the computer is trying to kill me" please go ahead but ive got rent to pay and sandwiches to make, brother, leave me out of it

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

college football is all about tradition

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So @pablo.show is the best doing it rn, not minimizing it. But it also makes clear how much the corporate consolidation & contraction has left corruption to reign free. Everyone is either laid off, left the industry, or too busy staying alive to break this kinda news. Indy media is the way fwd.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if pablo torre ever calls me im immediately changing my name and fleeing the country

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

run the damn football, and then run it again

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i think it was @minakimes.bsky.social who said you want qb1 to either “believe in god or believe they are god” — qb1 simply cannot post like an account manager. he forgot his linkedin password the day he was made to make an account. his career plan is “gods got it” or “i got it”

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

this is why Geese are so good. they're like fringe nepos at best and still went for Plan A.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

saw an old film at a tiny little beach-town, historic theatre. do recommend.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

getting the symbols for "shift option -" tattooed on my body out of respect for the em dash and a reminder for how to do it on a mac

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

phoebe’s line about the bed and stage is so good they’re actually remaking star wars

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

boys ranking today: -phoebe -back in town -that camron song -three beers referencing friends

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

hey, here's an idea: legislatuHer

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

tomorrow is a huge day for me, specifically: phoebe bridgers album AND nottingham forest green away kits both drop

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

i was (ofc) a grantland nerd in college, so when a pretentious lit professor (naturally) asked me what i was reading, i told him kang's novel 'the dead do not improve.' prof said, 'well that's a dumb name' and i was like that's literally judging a book by its cover. anyway maybe the prof was right.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

can’t help but think the airport would be a pleasure if every passenger were me

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

people need to eat man. most people can’t live on discourse alone.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

many times this weekend i find myself thinking LeBron James, Philadelphia 76er

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Posted earnestly for a moment. yuck.

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

‘fix your hearts or die’ is the hardest, best line and i think about it every day and it’s about as good a motto as any to live by

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