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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There is absolutely nothing wrong with pointing out that Peter thiel survived the nazis failed attempt at opening the ark of the covenant

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What if it’s all fake and what they’re really mad at is that they can’t influence the mono culture like they used to?

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Idk why my Russian roulette machine is getting so much pushback from state regulators

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name Mrs. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So you’re completely unfamiliar with how the African American community organizes huh?

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026

See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me after the ACME female road runner-shaped time bomb i accidentally fell in love with blows up on me

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You know, I thought this until this morning when he said he planned to stuff an arch full of drones and remembered that his brain is basically clam chowder

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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok.

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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think some people may consider publicly living their best life to include being able to go to the bathroom, but perhaps I am simply a starry eyed idealist

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bottom line is you gotta earn people's votes and if you're conceding any ground on anyone's rights I'm not giving you my vote no matter what. That's what got us here in the first place. Principles matter.

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We’re about to get the shit sanctioned out of us, aren’t we?

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hoity Toity Rich Guy Hidey Lidey Pumpkin Pie

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

acting in my own self-interest isn't a purity test

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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It is a self destructive ideology that requires an out group to focus anger on. Eventually you will end up in an out group, and there will be no one there to help you fight them.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

orthopedics implies the existence of orthopoobutts

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The problems you need to solve are the people on the other side of the aisle

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Monkey One @vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

See, @jamestalarico.bsky.social? You don’t have to treat the Fox fascists like they’re reasonable people asking reasonable questions. Just tell them they’re insane clowns.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring

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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's interesting to see a former top Biden aide explain "No amount of public support in polling or public protest will influence how or when those in power drastically change Israel policy" — ie, he's just straight up saying the US is not a democracy. x.com/MichaelLaRos...

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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

in my most liz lemon era yet in the waiting room for a fertility appointment as a single 37 year old woman with a burrito in my purse

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yes nigh is the era of the village idiot

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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i will never stop skeeting

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don’t remember who said it but someone pointed out his view of business is if you ever give someone money you’ve lost

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

actually i myself am the world’s most sensitive dark matter detector and i have spotted you being mad at me 😢

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

scotus can tell what the future holds. the corrupt decisions they're handing down right now are most correctly understood as a form of dirty talk. "oooh, we're so illegitimate right now. pack me, daddy. expand me, please. i want to feel four more justices inside me."

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

FDR wouldn’t have done half of it if Huey p long wasn’t out there calling him a punk bitch

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

No one knows what it’s like To be the bad man To be The sad man Behind Blue eyes

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Bubba you ain’t got no idea. He’s about to end our longstanding friendship with musadir and we ain’t got no salman as back up

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

You know what else can beat Usain Bolt’s 100m record? The ebike my preteen neighbor just got for his birthday that he uses to terrorize me when I go get the mail That could also run down this useless ass robot

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Jack Hanford, JD, LLM @simplyjack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a music artist bigger Green season

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Plenty of people have pro AI and AI curious discussions here! Bluesky isn't a bubble. You just don't like being in the minority on a platform which agrees with most of your other positions. There's a difference between "I want people to agree with me" and "I want to have an interesting discussion."

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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

we must free the army of sweets-tasting homunculi

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love it.

Tim pool.

Guy in the background in a green polo shirt, slightly out of focus doing the "waah waah crying" gesture

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